Title: Asha's Life Sucks. Whoohoo!
Author: UNKNOWN
E-mail: Mlshipperx5452@aol.com
Archive: Ask me, please!
Pairings: There might be Max/Logan later in the story (of course!).
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Asha is walking down the street, thinking about how suck her life is…lots of Asha-bashing!!
Disclaimer: You know I don't own them. If I did the show would be soo much better, but, well, the show belongs to Mr. Titanic and that other guy, so, well, yeah.
A/N: I hate Asha. Evil bitch.
One day Asha was walking down the street, moping because her life sucks, because Logan doesn't like her, because Max is so much prettier than she is, ect. She was so busy feeling sorry for her sorry-ass self that she didn't realize she was in Max's neighborhood until she was right in front of her building. When she did realize where she was, Asha the dumb-bottle- blonde-bitch decided to go up there and kick Max's ass. Now, we would like to blame this moment of stupidity on drugs or alcohol (not!), but the fact is, Asha is just plain stupid. So she goes up there and tries to kick the door down. Yeah, right Asha.
Now original Cindy opens the door because Asha's kicks were so weak they sounded like knocks. In fact, they were so weak, that Original Cindy almost didn't hear them at all.
Asha was in the middle of a kick when Cindy opened the door. But remember, she is weak so Original Cindy stopped her kick with her hand.
"Damn girl, that is pathetic!" Original says and lets Asha in.
"Where's Max?" Asha yells. "I'm gonna kick her ass!"
"Asha, how stupid are you to think you can kick my ass?" Max says. Asha turns around to see Max standing behind her.
"What, you don't think I can?" Asha asks. She is answered with a kick that sends her flying across the room and crashing into the opposite wall.
Max walked up to her, grabbed her by the neck, and lifted her off the ground.
"Still think you can kick my ass?" Max shouted. Asha, being the stupid bitch that she is said "Yes", so Max threw her out the window. She should have died but she didn't because that's just the way the show works; they kill everyone we really like, and use extreme ways to keep other people alive ::coughZachcough:: So Asha got up and walked away and on her way home she got mugged, stabbed, and run over by a bus. Just another day in the life of the evil bitch Asha!
A/N: If all you Asha-haters out there liked this, I'd be happy to add more chapters of Asha's sucky life…Just write a review and tell me!!
Author: UNKNOWN
E-mail: Mlshipperx5452@aol.com
Archive: Ask me, please!
Pairings: There might be Max/Logan later in the story (of course!).
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Asha is walking down the street, thinking about how suck her life is…lots of Asha-bashing!!
Disclaimer: You know I don't own them. If I did the show would be soo much better, but, well, the show belongs to Mr. Titanic and that other guy, so, well, yeah.
A/N: I hate Asha. Evil bitch.
One day Asha was walking down the street, moping because her life sucks, because Logan doesn't like her, because Max is so much prettier than she is, ect. She was so busy feeling sorry for her sorry-ass self that she didn't realize she was in Max's neighborhood until she was right in front of her building. When she did realize where she was, Asha the dumb-bottle- blonde-bitch decided to go up there and kick Max's ass. Now, we would like to blame this moment of stupidity on drugs or alcohol (not!), but the fact is, Asha is just plain stupid. So she goes up there and tries to kick the door down. Yeah, right Asha.
Now original Cindy opens the door because Asha's kicks were so weak they sounded like knocks. In fact, they were so weak, that Original Cindy almost didn't hear them at all.
Asha was in the middle of a kick when Cindy opened the door. But remember, she is weak so Original Cindy stopped her kick with her hand.
"Damn girl, that is pathetic!" Original says and lets Asha in.
"Where's Max?" Asha yells. "I'm gonna kick her ass!"
"Asha, how stupid are you to think you can kick my ass?" Max says. Asha turns around to see Max standing behind her.
"What, you don't think I can?" Asha asks. She is answered with a kick that sends her flying across the room and crashing into the opposite wall.
Max walked up to her, grabbed her by the neck, and lifted her off the ground.
"Still think you can kick my ass?" Max shouted. Asha, being the stupid bitch that she is said "Yes", so Max threw her out the window. She should have died but she didn't because that's just the way the show works; they kill everyone we really like, and use extreme ways to keep other people alive ::coughZachcough:: So Asha got up and walked away and on her way home she got mugged, stabbed, and run over by a bus. Just another day in the life of the evil bitch Asha!
A/N: If all you Asha-haters out there liked this, I'd be happy to add more chapters of Asha's sucky life…Just write a review and tell me!!