Title: Asha's Life Sucks. Whoohoo!
Author: UNKNOWN
A/N: Well, here it is, the next chapter. Sorry it wasn't up sooner, but my computer's been down for a couple days…lousy Gateways. Anyway, I think this is going to be the last chapter. Sorry guys, but I'm running out of idea's on how to make Asha's life miserable (I know, hard to believe), plus I don't have a lot of time right now, what with school and all, but I might write one more chapter to kill her off, and that'll be it.
Asha got a call from Logan.
"Hey Asha, I've got a job for the S1W. Come over right away." Click.
Now Asha got all excited at the thought of being alone with Logan, so she put on her sexiest (sluttiest) outfit and went over to his apartment.
When she got there, she found him in his office, not alone, but talking and laughing with Max. Max looked up and saw Asha.
"Asha? What the hell are you doing here? I thought I killed you." She took in Asha's outfit (it's too bad to describe). "Oh, I'm sorry, did we pull you away from work?" She and Logan laughed.
Asha, dumb as she is, didn't get it. She pondered it for a while, then finally just asked "You have a job for me?"
"Yeah." Said Logan. "Max and I found a cure for the virus. Only problem is it's under maximum security. We need the S1W make a scene so Max can slip in unnoticed."
"Speaking of me, I gotta blaze." Max walked over to Logan. "I'd kiss you goodbye, but, well…"
"Tomorrow, love." Logan and Max smiled at each other.
"Ugh, you're gonna make me puke!" Asha said.
Max turned and stared at her. "If we didn't need your help to get the cure, I'd kill you right here and now." She said goodbye to Logan and left.
"Ugh, Logan, how could you love her?" Asha asked.
"How could I not?" Logan was off in space somewhere, thinking about what he and Max were going to do when they got the cure.
"She's a freak! She was created in a lab!" Asha yelled, hoping to get through to him.
This brought Logan out of dreamland. "Don't…you…EVER…talk…about…my…Max…like…that…again." His voice was low and full of rage.
Asha was smart enough to stop the Max insults there. She tried a different approach. "But Logan, what about us?" She said, sitting in Logan's lap.
"There was never, and never will be, and us! Now get off, you're making me sick!" He pushed Asha to the ground.
"But Logan…"
"Asha, go home. And for God's sake, put on some clothes! I want you and your crew here around 8:00 tonight."
****
That night the mission went perfectly, except Asha fell over and everyone stepped on her. Then she got shot by the sector police and was arrested. She sat in her cell, hoping Logan would rescue her, but Logan was to busy with Max to think about Asha. Even if he weren't busy with Max he wouldn't care, because Asha is an evil bitch and no one likes her.
So Asha tried to escape herself. She couldn't do it. But the guards felt so sorry for her because she was so stupid and weak that they let her go. She walked home and when she was crossing the street forgot to look both ways and was run over by a bunch of cars, including Logan and Max in the Aztek on their way to the Space Needle. (Max's bike was in the shop.) Just another day in the life of the evil bitch, Asha!
A/N: Ok, it was more shippery than Asha-bashing, but hey, shippery is better, right? Oh, and, does anyone have any ideas on how Asha should die, cause I need them. Also, I'm working on the next chapter in Dreams, so that'll be up soon!
Author: UNKNOWN
A/N: Well, here it is, the next chapter. Sorry it wasn't up sooner, but my computer's been down for a couple days…lousy Gateways. Anyway, I think this is going to be the last chapter. Sorry guys, but I'm running out of idea's on how to make Asha's life miserable (I know, hard to believe), plus I don't have a lot of time right now, what with school and all, but I might write one more chapter to kill her off, and that'll be it.
Asha got a call from Logan.
"Hey Asha, I've got a job for the S1W. Come over right away." Click.
Now Asha got all excited at the thought of being alone with Logan, so she put on her sexiest (sluttiest) outfit and went over to his apartment.
When she got there, she found him in his office, not alone, but talking and laughing with Max. Max looked up and saw Asha.
"Asha? What the hell are you doing here? I thought I killed you." She took in Asha's outfit (it's too bad to describe). "Oh, I'm sorry, did we pull you away from work?" She and Logan laughed.
Asha, dumb as she is, didn't get it. She pondered it for a while, then finally just asked "You have a job for me?"
"Yeah." Said Logan. "Max and I found a cure for the virus. Only problem is it's under maximum security. We need the S1W make a scene so Max can slip in unnoticed."
"Speaking of me, I gotta blaze." Max walked over to Logan. "I'd kiss you goodbye, but, well…"
"Tomorrow, love." Logan and Max smiled at each other.
"Ugh, you're gonna make me puke!" Asha said.
Max turned and stared at her. "If we didn't need your help to get the cure, I'd kill you right here and now." She said goodbye to Logan and left.
"Ugh, Logan, how could you love her?" Asha asked.
"How could I not?" Logan was off in space somewhere, thinking about what he and Max were going to do when they got the cure.
"She's a freak! She was created in a lab!" Asha yelled, hoping to get through to him.
This brought Logan out of dreamland. "Don't…you…EVER…talk…about…my…Max…like…that…again." His voice was low and full of rage.
Asha was smart enough to stop the Max insults there. She tried a different approach. "But Logan, what about us?" She said, sitting in Logan's lap.
"There was never, and never will be, and us! Now get off, you're making me sick!" He pushed Asha to the ground.
"But Logan…"
"Asha, go home. And for God's sake, put on some clothes! I want you and your crew here around 8:00 tonight."
****
That night the mission went perfectly, except Asha fell over and everyone stepped on her. Then she got shot by the sector police and was arrested. She sat in her cell, hoping Logan would rescue her, but Logan was to busy with Max to think about Asha. Even if he weren't busy with Max he wouldn't care, because Asha is an evil bitch and no one likes her.
So Asha tried to escape herself. She couldn't do it. But the guards felt so sorry for her because she was so stupid and weak that they let her go. She walked home and when she was crossing the street forgot to look both ways and was run over by a bunch of cars, including Logan and Max in the Aztek on their way to the Space Needle. (Max's bike was in the shop.) Just another day in the life of the evil bitch, Asha!
A/N: Ok, it was more shippery than Asha-bashing, but hey, shippery is better, right? Oh, and, does anyone have any ideas on how Asha should die, cause I need them. Also, I'm working on the next chapter in Dreams, so that'll be up soon!