Reel 1
Special thanks goes to Nova Strike for the inspiration to do the Sequel to his MegaMan Legends Blooper Reels (apologies to NS too for building on the idea before s/he did). I'm going to use Trigger for MegaMan but T will be assigned to Tron.
Disclaimer: All names, except for stage staff and priest, as well as real-life filming locations, are copyrighted to Capcom.
To Nova Strike: If you don't like what I am doing simply Email me and I will take it off ASAP.
NOW EAT THIS!
KEY:
MM - Trigger
D - Director
T - Tron
R - Roll
P - Priest
[Intro Sequence aboard the Flutter]
[Take 1]
R: Trigger! Look who's on TV!
[shows footage of 'Matilda' on white bird reaverbot]
MM: Omigod, it's Chandra Levy!
D: CUT! WRONG PERSON! Besides, Chandra's a brunette.
MM: Pamela Anderson then?
D: [facepalm] Here we go again...
[Take 2]
R: Trigger! Look who's on TV!
[shows footage of 'Matilda' on white bird reaverbot]
MM: Is that who I think it is?
R: It could be... is that...my mother?
MM: Not her, i mean the hottie making her way to the window!
R: That's Tron.
MM: Look at the wind toss her skirt up!
D: Cut!
[Calinca Island/Yosyonke set in Siberia, Russia]
[Just after landing]
R: There's a town close to here...can you go check it out?
MM: Sure! [heads into town]
D: Cut! Perfect! Finally a good shot.
[Some time later]
D: Where's Trigger? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!
Stage Guy 1: I'll go check. [also heads into town.]
[Yosyonke Bar]
Bartender: Hey look Trigger, they're playing your blooper reels from your last movie!
MM: [eyes glued to TV] Wow... look at me go! Almost there...Almost there...
[They're watching the part where Trigger gives it to Tron.]
[Stage Guy 1 kicks down the door just as they get to the good part.]
Stage Guy 1: THERE YOU ARE! THE DIRECTOR'S BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
[Stage Guy 1 grabs Trigger in a headlock and drags him out the door.]
MM: Awww, and they were getting to the good part too.
[In front of Joe's house]
R: I do hope Grampa's okay!
MM: Who knows -- he might be dead.
D: CUT! WRONG LINE!
[On the way to the first ruins]
MM: Okay, so I'm supposed to try to grab Roll with my lifter, and she'll slap me?! O_O
D: Yup.
MM: And then I have to THROW A REAVERBOT AT HER?!
D: What? You don't like it?
MM: ...Sounds fun! ;-)
D: Oooooh boy -_-...TAKE ONE!
[Take 1]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me! Only Teisel can do that...
D: CUT! YOU CAN'T BRING RELIGIOUS REFERENCE INTO AN E-RATED GAME! It offends the priest here...
R: That was a religious reference? Hey is there a rule for that?
P: Let me look that up.
[take 2]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me!
MM: Dammit! Next time hold still so I can grab you harder and squeeze you until your...
D: CUT! THINK OF THE PRIEST!
P: YEAH! THINK OF...Hey!
[take 3]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me!
MM: Shut up! Don't be such a bitch!
D: [slaps himself] -_- CUT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP SWEARING AT THE CAMERA! Let's just get this done so we can fly to Fiji so you can meet Tron sooner, okay?
MM: Tron's in Fiji?
[Forbidden Island Set also in Siberia]
[Trigger sees the big dropship with the Ancient inside]
R: I wonder who that is...
MM: Whoever she is...SHE'S HOT!
D: CUT!
Stage Guy 1: How can she be hot? This is a frozen wasteland...I just don't get it.
[Just before the big fight with the Mammoth Boss]
MM: That thing must weigh a ton!
Stage Guy 1: Actually, 5 and 1/2 tons. It's got a lot of weaponry inside. It charges like a locomotive, shoots rock-hard snow boulders out its trunk, and even fires a red hot ball of fertilizer out its ass! It's all live and lethal ammo too, but you can handle it, eh?
[Trigger is trembling in fear.]
D: Dammit, where's Tron when we need her?
Stage Guy 1: She's in Fiji, sir. Remember?
[End of Reel 1, Bring in the dancing lobsters!]
Special thanks goes to Nova Strike for the inspiration to do the Sequel to his MegaMan Legends Blooper Reels (apologies to NS too for building on the idea before s/he did). I'm going to use Trigger for MegaMan but T will be assigned to Tron.
Disclaimer: All names, except for stage staff and priest, as well as real-life filming locations, are copyrighted to Capcom.
To Nova Strike: If you don't like what I am doing simply Email me and I will take it off ASAP.
NOW EAT THIS!
KEY:
MM - Trigger
D - Director
T - Tron
R - Roll
P - Priest
[Intro Sequence aboard the Flutter]
[Take 1]
R: Trigger! Look who's on TV!
[shows footage of 'Matilda' on white bird reaverbot]
MM: Omigod, it's Chandra Levy!
D: CUT! WRONG PERSON! Besides, Chandra's a brunette.
MM: Pamela Anderson then?
D: [facepalm] Here we go again...
[Take 2]
R: Trigger! Look who's on TV!
[shows footage of 'Matilda' on white bird reaverbot]
MM: Is that who I think it is?
R: It could be... is that...my mother?
MM: Not her, i mean the hottie making her way to the window!
R: That's Tron.
MM: Look at the wind toss her skirt up!
D: Cut!
[Calinca Island/Yosyonke set in Siberia, Russia]
[Just after landing]
R: There's a town close to here...can you go check it out?
MM: Sure! [heads into town]
D: Cut! Perfect! Finally a good shot.
[Some time later]
D: Where's Trigger? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!
Stage Guy 1: I'll go check. [also heads into town.]
[Yosyonke Bar]
Bartender: Hey look Trigger, they're playing your blooper reels from your last movie!
MM: [eyes glued to TV] Wow... look at me go! Almost there...Almost there...
[They're watching the part where Trigger gives it to Tron.]
[Stage Guy 1 kicks down the door just as they get to the good part.]
Stage Guy 1: THERE YOU ARE! THE DIRECTOR'S BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
[Stage Guy 1 grabs Trigger in a headlock and drags him out the door.]
MM: Awww, and they were getting to the good part too.
[In front of Joe's house]
R: I do hope Grampa's okay!
MM: Who knows -- he might be dead.
D: CUT! WRONG LINE!
[On the way to the first ruins]
MM: Okay, so I'm supposed to try to grab Roll with my lifter, and she'll slap me?! O_O
D: Yup.
MM: And then I have to THROW A REAVERBOT AT HER?!
D: What? You don't like it?
MM: ...Sounds fun! ;-)
D: Oooooh boy -_-...TAKE ONE!
[Take 1]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me! Only Teisel can do that...
D: CUT! YOU CAN'T BRING RELIGIOUS REFERENCE INTO AN E-RATED GAME! It offends the priest here...
R: That was a religious reference? Hey is there a rule for that?
P: Let me look that up.
[take 2]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me!
MM: Dammit! Next time hold still so I can grab you harder and squeeze you until your...
D: CUT! THINK OF THE PRIEST!
P: YEAH! THINK OF...Hey!
[take 3]
[SLAP!]
R: Eeek! Don't touch me!
MM: Shut up! Don't be such a bitch!
D: [slaps himself] -_- CUT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP SWEARING AT THE CAMERA! Let's just get this done so we can fly to Fiji so you can meet Tron sooner, okay?
MM: Tron's in Fiji?
[Forbidden Island Set also in Siberia]
[Trigger sees the big dropship with the Ancient inside]
R: I wonder who that is...
MM: Whoever she is...SHE'S HOT!
D: CUT!
Stage Guy 1: How can she be hot? This is a frozen wasteland...I just don't get it.
[Just before the big fight with the Mammoth Boss]
MM: That thing must weigh a ton!
Stage Guy 1: Actually, 5 and 1/2 tons. It's got a lot of weaponry inside. It charges like a locomotive, shoots rock-hard snow boulders out its trunk, and even fires a red hot ball of fertilizer out its ass! It's all live and lethal ammo too, but you can handle it, eh?
[Trigger is trembling in fear.]
D: Dammit, where's Tron when we need her?
Stage Guy 1: She's in Fiji, sir. Remember?
[End of Reel 1, Bring in the dancing lobsters!]