RUMBLE IN RUMINOA
I've been working on this simultaneously with the chapter before it. Now featuring a crossover! Read on as new stuff is exposed! This one is a little more serious than the last, especially near the ending. And we're also expecting some competition from another author...
[filmed on location in the Spratlys]
D: I'd also like to introduce you to the Mayor of Ruminoa, and his vice mayor/sidekick Johnny.
M: Hello, all! I'm going to play the Mayor of this city!
J: And...um...I'm going to be his sidekick...uh...Johnny.
D: I want no screwups during filming. If there are any, please make sure it doesn't destroy the set. The city portion alone took six months to rebuild!
[Before the first battle scene]
SG1: Oh, Trigger! You got a mail from the little Lego people!
MM: You mean Servbots.
SG1: Whatever. [hands Trigger the letter]
[Trigger opens it from the side. A small white cloud appears and dissipates in front of both him and Stage Guy 1 before he pulls out the letter.]
SG1: Well? What's it say?
MM: It says - 'Dear Trigger, Master Teisel ordered us to get rid of you in secret so you can stop hitting on Master Tron. We figured a letter like this one would kill you quickly. All funeral expenses have been paid for. Sincerely, #32.'
SG1: [laughing] That is pitiful! How can a piece of paper kill us off! Ooooh, I'm so scared of a paper cut!
MM: [reading] 'P.S. Just so you know, the white cloud is made of airborne anthrax. We ordered it off a friend in Afghanistan. Tron doesn't suspect a thing.'
SG1: O_O
MM: O_O
[Two loud screams rock the set.]
[P.P.S. Babuu! ,,|,.]
[3 days later... after disinfecting Trigger and Stage Guy 1 as well as the rest of Nino Island]
[Coffee Break just after battle at Dock 1]
J: Hey, Trigger.
MM: What's up, Johnny?
J: I was just noticing you look a little...well...dark today.
MM: Ah well, it's just the hot tropical sun...I guess I forgot to bring sunscreen with me!
J: No, I mean even your armor is darker than usual.
MM: It's nothing. Maybe just a few char-marks from the explosions in the previous set.
J: The cleaning guys there just can't seem to rub it off! Are you okay?
MM: Don't worry your head off, man! Everything's cool. If you excuse me now, I gotta go get a beer. [walks off towards the cooler]
J: [to himself] Since when did a 15-year-old like him start drinking beer?
[Battle at Dock 2]
[Take 1]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done with the repairs! You have to come [cut off, interference]
MM: Roll?! Roll?!
D: Cut! What the hell is going on?!
SG1: The radio to the Flutter has been cut off!
Teisel: Oh no!
D: Is that bad?
MM: Dear God, I hope so!
SG1: The radio's back on, it was just a slight malfunction. Everything's fine.
MM: DAMNIT! I thought she'd died!
[Take 2]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done making love yet...Oops!
Teisel: [over radio] YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT, OKAY?
D: Uh huh. So what else is new. CUT!
[Take 3]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done with repairs yet! You have to come quick!
D: [to himself] They're doing fine...
J: [through radio] Don't worry, Trigger! We'll take care of...HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE! GET OUT! WAIT [cut off again]
D: Cut! Check the radio!
SG1: It doesn't look like Johnny's in there. The radio appears to be functioning.
D: Then why the heck is the facking cannon coming out!
[The 'facking' cannon is coming out...with Teisel controlling it]
SG1: Oh no.
T: Teisel! What are you doing!?
Teisel: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANTHRAX I SENT YOU DIDN'T KILL YOU! THAT ONLY MEANS I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF! [aims at Trigger and turns cannon up to full power]
T: No! Don't kill him! X-O
D: Stop that bastord before he hits something! [leaps out of his chair and races to the cannon with a good portion of the crew]
Teisel: SAYONARA, TRIGGER!
Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! O.O
MM: FACK!
[Teisel fires, misses Trigger, and hits a part of the set where the explosives for the pyrotechnics are stored. The explosives detonate, Data is engulfed in the blast killing the camera temporarily, and Dock 2 goes up in a hellish fireball.]
[After 3 months of repairs and 6 months of surgery and rehabilitation for the majority of the cast...]
[Dock 3 battle]
[Trigger is semicircle-strafing the Glyde Carrier and knocking out Birdbots. Suddenly one of his shots hits the Flutter]
R: Watch it, Trigger! You're hitting the Flutter!
MM: I know! I know! Stop telling me!
[a few more shots and the Flutter goes down]
R: NO!! HOLD ON TEISEL! I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT YOU!
Teisel: I WON'T LET YOU DIE! Unless you died in my arms of course!
MM: 'Hold on Teisel?' Hey where are you anyway?! Roll? ROLL?
D: Why am I not surprised? -_-
[Battling Glyde...activating the Parabola]
MM: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
R: Here goes!
[Parabola activated...]
MM: Roll?
R: Look! It's working!
[remember Data's with Trigger so you can only hear what happens in Glyde's ship.]
G: [Laughing like a maniac] OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP THAT! YOU'LL DESTROY THE SHIP!
Birdbot Red: Ha ha! Glyde's even better than Shu!
Birdbot Green: Yeah! Go, Glyde, Go!
[The ship 'explodes' and 'plunges into the sea.']
D: This is a great shot! I love this crew!
SG1: No you don't.
D: I know. I was lying.
[But shortly after! Back on shore...Glyde struggles to the Director]
D: Glyde! What's wrong with your ass!
G: You gotta help me...they...rammed...me...up...ugghhhh...[faints]
[BirdBot Blue walks up to the director]
D: You were on the ship?! What happened to Glyde?!
BirdBot Blue: All I remember was that the device activated, I suddenly went out of control, and the next thing I knew Glyde was accusing the three of us for sodomizing him! What does that word mean anyway!?
D: Oh god...
[Entering the Ruins...with the rebreather...]
[Jumping across from the ruins for the Sower]
R: Trigger, I'm reading an Item across from you on the other side of the room. It looks too high to jump to, and there aren't any platforms leading to it! So, how do you get up there?
MM: I think I know how! I saw this in a movie once...
R: Trigger? What are you doing!
[Trigger slowly backs away from the ledge]
MM: [thinking out loud] All right. I can do it. I will do it. For Tron...
R: I don't like the sound of that!
MM: Here I GOOOOOOOO! [Trigger makes a running jump off the ledge]
R: Why don't you use your Jet Skates instead?!
MM: [just realizing] DAMMIT!
[Trigger hurtles about 5 stories down face first. No, The room isn't flooded, and the ground doesn't bend under him.]
D: Ouch. Can you get a medic out there?
[Fighting Claymoor Round 1]
[Before]
C: How could Bola lose to a little punk like you?
MM: I guess he just wasn't straight enough...I mean he wasn't good at aiming straight...heh heh! ^_^
C: WHAT WAS THAT? B-|
D: Cut...no sensitive subjects, remember?
[After]
C: That was fun! I haven't had this much fun since I took Bola to the parlor...[covers his 'mouth' suddenly.]
MM: Hey! You admitted it!
D: Cut! I'm sick of saying that word.
C: I meant the ice cream parlor, not the beauty parlor! And that was when we were kids!
MM: [sarcastic] Right...
[Preparing to leave for the Saul-Kada set]
[Trigger and Tron are at the railing by Dock 3]
MM: [honest, really] Hey Tron, I'm really sorry about what happened in Carlbania a few months back.
Tron: Really? Actually...I'm also sorry I slapped you back there.
MM: Will you forgive me?
Tron: Just make sure you don't get it going with Shu again, alright?
MM: You bet!
Tron: Uncross your fingers!
MM: Fine.
[They French kiss and make up.]
MM: Oh, and Tron, I got this about an hour ago...I hope it'll help us get back on track. [pulls out a shining card from his 'backpack' and shows it to Tron]
Tron: What's this?
MM: It's my class S license. It'll help me increase my income from my cave trips. It also means I'll be able to take you out on a really expensive date sooner than you think!
Tron: Really? How sweet!! Thank you! [Gives Trigger yet another french kiss. Trigger blushes]
[Glyde comes in, on crutches and walking like Beavis when his butt was burned]
G: Hey, ass. What's that in your hand?
MM: It's my new class S license!
G: Oh, let me see. [Grabs it from Trigger]
MM: Hey! Gimme my license back!
[Glyde tosses the license off the railing. It disappears into the sea hundreds of feet below.]
G: [mocking] Whoops! Looks like I dropped it! :-)
MM: [peering off the railing] NOOOOOOOO! MY LICENSE! O.O
G: Come on, Tron. Let's ditch this whiner.
T: [reluctant] Oh, all right. [sweetly] Bye Trigger! [touches Glyde's butt]
G: OUCH! Watch my ass, woman!
MM: [sobbing] My...license...why...
[Glyde and Tron fly away to the next set in Glyde's big ship. MegaMan Trigger watches in seething hatred as they soar off into the sunset.]
[Be prepared for Chapter 5: Insanity at Saul Kada!]
Juno: Can I have my Jell-O yet?! ^_^
D & Bud: NO!
Juno: Assholes...
This chapter was brought to you by StarBoobs Coffee. Simply the Creamiest.
I've been working on this simultaneously with the chapter before it. Now featuring a crossover! Read on as new stuff is exposed! This one is a little more serious than the last, especially near the ending. And we're also expecting some competition from another author...
[filmed on location in the Spratlys]
D: I'd also like to introduce you to the Mayor of Ruminoa, and his vice mayor/sidekick Johnny.
M: Hello, all! I'm going to play the Mayor of this city!
J: And...um...I'm going to be his sidekick...uh...Johnny.
D: I want no screwups during filming. If there are any, please make sure it doesn't destroy the set. The city portion alone took six months to rebuild!
[Before the first battle scene]
SG1: Oh, Trigger! You got a mail from the little Lego people!
MM: You mean Servbots.
SG1: Whatever. [hands Trigger the letter]
[Trigger opens it from the side. A small white cloud appears and dissipates in front of both him and Stage Guy 1 before he pulls out the letter.]
SG1: Well? What's it say?
MM: It says - 'Dear Trigger, Master Teisel ordered us to get rid of you in secret so you can stop hitting on Master Tron. We figured a letter like this one would kill you quickly. All funeral expenses have been paid for. Sincerely, #32.'
SG1: [laughing] That is pitiful! How can a piece of paper kill us off! Ooooh, I'm so scared of a paper cut!
MM: [reading] 'P.S. Just so you know, the white cloud is made of airborne anthrax. We ordered it off a friend in Afghanistan. Tron doesn't suspect a thing.'
SG1: O_O
MM: O_O
[Two loud screams rock the set.]
[P.P.S. Babuu! ,,|,.]
[3 days later... after disinfecting Trigger and Stage Guy 1 as well as the rest of Nino Island]
[Coffee Break just after battle at Dock 1]
J: Hey, Trigger.
MM: What's up, Johnny?
J: I was just noticing you look a little...well...dark today.
MM: Ah well, it's just the hot tropical sun...I guess I forgot to bring sunscreen with me!
J: No, I mean even your armor is darker than usual.
MM: It's nothing. Maybe just a few char-marks from the explosions in the previous set.
J: The cleaning guys there just can't seem to rub it off! Are you okay?
MM: Don't worry your head off, man! Everything's cool. If you excuse me now, I gotta go get a beer. [walks off towards the cooler]
J: [to himself] Since when did a 15-year-old like him start drinking beer?
[Battle at Dock 2]
[Take 1]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done with the repairs! You have to come [cut off, interference]
MM: Roll?! Roll?!
D: Cut! What the hell is going on?!
SG1: The radio to the Flutter has been cut off!
Teisel: Oh no!
D: Is that bad?
MM: Dear God, I hope so!
SG1: The radio's back on, it was just a slight malfunction. Everything's fine.
MM: DAMNIT! I thought she'd died!
[Take 2]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done making love yet...Oops!
Teisel: [over radio] YOU DID NOT HEAR THAT, OKAY?
D: Uh huh. So what else is new. CUT!
[Take 3]
R: Trigger! They're attacking the docks!
MM: Roll, get out of there!
R: I can't! We're not done with repairs yet! You have to come quick!
D: [to himself] They're doing fine...
J: [through radio] Don't worry, Trigger! We'll take care of...HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE! GET OUT! WAIT [cut off again]
D: Cut! Check the radio!
SG1: It doesn't look like Johnny's in there. The radio appears to be functioning.
D: Then why the heck is the facking cannon coming out!
[The 'facking' cannon is coming out...with Teisel controlling it]
SG1: Oh no.
T: Teisel! What are you doing!?
Teisel: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE ANTHRAX I SENT YOU DIDN'T KILL YOU! THAT ONLY MEANS I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF! [aims at Trigger and turns cannon up to full power]
T: No! Don't kill him! X-O
D: Stop that bastord before he hits something! [leaps out of his chair and races to the cannon with a good portion of the crew]
Teisel: SAYONARA, TRIGGER!
Tron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! O.O
MM: FACK!
[Teisel fires, misses Trigger, and hits a part of the set where the explosives for the pyrotechnics are stored. The explosives detonate, Data is engulfed in the blast killing the camera temporarily, and Dock 2 goes up in a hellish fireball.]
[After 3 months of repairs and 6 months of surgery and rehabilitation for the majority of the cast...]
[Dock 3 battle]
[Trigger is semicircle-strafing the Glyde Carrier and knocking out Birdbots. Suddenly one of his shots hits the Flutter]
R: Watch it, Trigger! You're hitting the Flutter!
MM: I know! I know! Stop telling me!
[a few more shots and the Flutter goes down]
R: NO!! HOLD ON TEISEL! I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT YOU!
Teisel: I WON'T LET YOU DIE! Unless you died in my arms of course!
MM: 'Hold on Teisel?' Hey where are you anyway?! Roll? ROLL?
D: Why am I not surprised? -_-
[Battling Glyde...activating the Parabola]
MM: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
R: Here goes!
[Parabola activated...]
MM: Roll?
R: Look! It's working!
[remember Data's with Trigger so you can only hear what happens in Glyde's ship.]
G: [Laughing like a maniac] OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! STOP THAT! YOU'LL DESTROY THE SHIP!
Birdbot Red: Ha ha! Glyde's even better than Shu!
Birdbot Green: Yeah! Go, Glyde, Go!
[The ship 'explodes' and 'plunges into the sea.']
D: This is a great shot! I love this crew!
SG1: No you don't.
D: I know. I was lying.
[But shortly after! Back on shore...Glyde struggles to the Director]
D: Glyde! What's wrong with your ass!
G: You gotta help me...they...rammed...me...up...ugghhhh...[faints]
[BirdBot Blue walks up to the director]
D: You were on the ship?! What happened to Glyde?!
BirdBot Blue: All I remember was that the device activated, I suddenly went out of control, and the next thing I knew Glyde was accusing the three of us for sodomizing him! What does that word mean anyway!?
D: Oh god...
[Entering the Ruins...with the rebreather...]
[Jumping across from the ruins for the Sower]
R: Trigger, I'm reading an Item across from you on the other side of the room. It looks too high to jump to, and there aren't any platforms leading to it! So, how do you get up there?
MM: I think I know how! I saw this in a movie once...
R: Trigger? What are you doing!
[Trigger slowly backs away from the ledge]
MM: [thinking out loud] All right. I can do it. I will do it. For Tron...
R: I don't like the sound of that!
MM: Here I GOOOOOOOO! [Trigger makes a running jump off the ledge]
R: Why don't you use your Jet Skates instead?!
MM: [just realizing] DAMMIT!
[Trigger hurtles about 5 stories down face first. No, The room isn't flooded, and the ground doesn't bend under him.]
D: Ouch. Can you get a medic out there?
[Fighting Claymoor Round 1]
[Before]
C: How could Bola lose to a little punk like you?
MM: I guess he just wasn't straight enough...I mean he wasn't good at aiming straight...heh heh! ^_^
C: WHAT WAS THAT? B-|
D: Cut...no sensitive subjects, remember?
[After]
C: That was fun! I haven't had this much fun since I took Bola to the parlor...[covers his 'mouth' suddenly.]
MM: Hey! You admitted it!
D: Cut! I'm sick of saying that word.
C: I meant the ice cream parlor, not the beauty parlor! And that was when we were kids!
MM: [sarcastic] Right...
[Preparing to leave for the Saul-Kada set]
[Trigger and Tron are at the railing by Dock 3]
MM: [honest, really] Hey Tron, I'm really sorry about what happened in Carlbania a few months back.
Tron: Really? Actually...I'm also sorry I slapped you back there.
MM: Will you forgive me?
Tron: Just make sure you don't get it going with Shu again, alright?
MM: You bet!
Tron: Uncross your fingers!
MM: Fine.
[They French kiss and make up.]
MM: Oh, and Tron, I got this about an hour ago...I hope it'll help us get back on track. [pulls out a shining card from his 'backpack' and shows it to Tron]
Tron: What's this?
MM: It's my class S license. It'll help me increase my income from my cave trips. It also means I'll be able to take you out on a really expensive date sooner than you think!
Tron: Really? How sweet!! Thank you! [Gives Trigger yet another french kiss. Trigger blushes]
[Glyde comes in, on crutches and walking like Beavis when his butt was burned]
G: Hey, ass. What's that in your hand?
MM: It's my new class S license!
G: Oh, let me see. [Grabs it from Trigger]
MM: Hey! Gimme my license back!
[Glyde tosses the license off the railing. It disappears into the sea hundreds of feet below.]
G: [mocking] Whoops! Looks like I dropped it! :-)
MM: [peering off the railing] NOOOOOOOO! MY LICENSE! O.O
G: Come on, Tron. Let's ditch this whiner.
T: [reluctant] Oh, all right. [sweetly] Bye Trigger! [touches Glyde's butt]
G: OUCH! Watch my ass, woman!
MM: [sobbing] My...license...why...
[Glyde and Tron fly away to the next set in Glyde's big ship. MegaMan Trigger watches in seething hatred as they soar off into the sunset.]
[Be prepared for Chapter 5: Insanity at Saul Kada!]
Juno: Can I have my Jell-O yet?! ^_^
D & Bud: NO!
Juno: Assholes...
This chapter was brought to you by StarBoobs Coffee. Simply the Creamiest.