MML2: SU&S
FINAL REEL
Dream Time Disaster!
Bud Muncher Productions: Proud to be the only YAOI-bashers in this section of the site!
Bud: This is it, our final reel! Guest Starring X and Zero! And with a surprise ending! But for some reason it's not as good as the Calinca Chaos and Insanity at Saul Kada episodes. THOSE were our best!
[IN THE SULFUR-BOTTOM, ABOVE THE NYC SKYLINE]
[Bringing the keys to Von Blücher]
VB: Thank you, Trigger! You brought all the keys!
MM: What exactly are the keys for?
VB: Probably the keys to my wife's virginity belt. It's an Everlast!
MM: ._. ...You've got a big wife!
D: CUT! Even the minor actors are driving me FUCKING NUTS!
[Alarms start to ring]
Soldier: Mr. Von Blücher, we have a severe temperature rise in compartment 7. It looks like some kind of fire! Two people are trapped inside!
VB: Send somebody down there to extinguish it. I want nobody dying on my ship!
Soldier: Right away sir.
[10 minutes later]
Soldier: We rescued the two victims, but it looks like they were the cause of the fire.
VB: Bring them in here.
Soldier: Yes sir! [Brings in Roll and Teisel, in their underwear]
D: CUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO MANIACS DOING!
R: I told you turning on the steam was a bad idea!
Teisel: Bad Idea?! Nobody told me it was the gas valve!
D: Okay, dudes! You know what happens next!]
[50 naked lashes later]
[Geetz gets shot down, camera facing out the window]
GE: Yuna, I'm sorry...I failed you...
D: Good take! Are you sure we're over the Hudson?
SG1: Let me check...Uh, no. We're over Manhattan.
D: DAMMIT! Let's hope he impacts on the street. That dragon is loaded with enough power to...
SG1: Destroy one of the new AOL-Time-Warner Twin Towers in Columbus Circle? Because that's just what he did. Look!
D: [seeing a line of smoke rising above skyline] All I know is, I'm not paying for that!
[Battling Gatz on top of the Sulfur-Bottom]
[Take 1]
Teisel: [from neighboring ship's megaphone] C'mon, Trigger! If you win, I'll buy you dinner!
MM: Really?
Teisel: Of course not!
D: CUT!
[Take 2]
Teisel: C'mon, Trigger! If you win, I'll buy you dinner!
MM: Really?
Teisel: HELL FUCKING NO! I was talking to Roll!
D: Can you tell Gatz to shoot them down now? CUT!
[30 seconds later]
[Gatz shoots Tron and Teisel down]
[Take 1]
MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TRON! X( Why....?
D: CUT! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SYMPATHY ON THIS SHOT!
[Take 2]
Teisel: ROLL! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
T: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU TOO, TRIGGER! ESPECIALLY THAT CONFESSION BOOTH THING!
D: CUT! I STILL HAVE THE WHIP, YOU KNOW!
[Gatz about to crash into Trigger]
GA: I won't let you take the keys!
MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[CRASH, Explosion]
D: YES! GOOD TAKE! NOW WE'RE OFF TO ELYSIUM!
SG1: Um, sir...Trigger isn't getting up.
D: Good. I like the cast best when they're not moving.
SG2: I'll get a medic out there right now!
D: NO! DON'T DO IT!
[Up on top of the Sulfur-Bottom]
[Medic, Director, and Stage Guys 1-3 are gathered around Trigger's body, surrounded by Gatz debris]
Medic: Well, he's not breathing, and he has no pulse.
D: Don't tell me you lost him! Wait a minute...PLEASE SAY YOU LOST HIM!
Medic: Um...no. It's possible he's in a coma.
SG1: Either way, filming's screwed without him.
D: So? Is that a bad thing?
[Tron arrives on deck and kneels down beside Trigger's body]
T: [sobbing] TRIGGER! WAKE UP! PLEEEEEEEEZE!
Medic: I don't think there's anything you can do for now. All we can do is watch, and wait.
T: WHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR ARE YOU! I'LL ADMINISTER CPRS!
SG2: CPRS? What's that?
Medic: I have no Idea.
[Tron starts making love with Trigger, complete with French kissing.]
D: HOLY SHIT! GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!
[CPRS = Cardio-Pulmonary Resucitative Sex]
[SG3 yanks Tron off while SG2 and SG1 take Trigger downstairs. Director and Medic follow]
T: NOOOOOOOOO! TRIGGER! BRING HIM BACK! PLEEEEEZE! X(
[SG3 and Tron remain on top until the other crew members take their equipment downstairs.]
[Getting Ready for DreamTime]
[Data and X are waiting outside the dressing room]
[They're both listening through the door and they hear the following]
SG1: Okay, Zero, you're gonna have to wear this. And you're gonna have to let your hair down.
Z: But I'll look like a fucking girl!
SG1: Don't worry. Nobody will notice. Now get into this thing.
Z: Oh, alright. Just make sure nobody laughs at me.
[30 secs later]
[IN the dressing room]
Z: Alright, SG1, how do I look.
SG1: You look fine. Trust me, the assholes who buy the game won't even know it's you!
X: [outside] That's what he thinks...
SG1: [at Dressing Room Door] Zero, your 3D premiere awaits you!
Z: Right... [heads to door] Wait a minute...can I do one more thing?
SG1: Sure, take your time. The shoot doesn't begin for half an hour.
Z: Okay...
[Zero whips out his sabre from under his 'toga']
SG1: ZERO! WHAT'S THAT DOING HERE! I thought that got confiscated at Security a while ago!
Z: Yep, but I brought an extra one just in case.
SG1: Please don't slash me!
Z: I'm not going to slash you... HIIIIIIIIIIIYYAAAAA!
SG1: WOAH!
[Zero stabs a hole through the door]
SG1: JEEZUS CHRIST! What'd you do that for?
Z: Watch. [opens the door]
[X, eyes rolled up and with a nasty hole through his skull, collapses in front of Zero.]
SG1: Cool! Just like in Last Action Hero! But how...
Z: That bastard is always looking for ways to humiliate me. Just like last time with the dildo-saber...
SG1: Dildo-Saber? I thought that was Bud's idea...Oops!
Z: What did you say?
SG1: Nothing, nothing!
Z: Good because I have half a mind to slash whoever got me blown up back there.
[Dream Time Shoot, 30 minutes later]
Y: [Yuna] Your mind is still too fragmented to remember what happened.
MM: Couldn't you just run ScanDisk on me?
D: CUT! Copyright infringement again.
Y: Besides, Trigger, you're human.
[10 lashes later]
[flashback scene to Elysium, master appearing in front of Trigger]
Z: [as Master] Trigger, you have served your purpose well. You shall go in peace.
MM: Whoah! You're Gay!
Z: WHAT WAS THAT!? :-(
D: CUT! Yaoi is a serious crime! 20 lashes, see me later.
SG1: Besides, even if Zero was gay it wouldn't matter would it?
Z: OKAY, STAGE GUY EAT SABER! [wields his saber]
X: OOH OOH OOH! Let him have it!
SG1: Now, I'm fucked.
[With Yuna, closing scenes of Dream]
[Take 1]
Y: Now, Trigger, you have a difficult choice to make. The choice is yours alone. Will you defend the System, or will you destroy it?
MM: If the System was directed by a FAG like him then hell yeah I'll destroy it!
D: CUT! THE SYSTEM IS GOOD. AND ANY MORE YAOI AND YOU'LL END UP LIKE TRON DID IN CALINCA.
MM: NO! Don't remind me of that...
Z: WHO'S A FAG!? XO
[Take 2]
Y: Now, Trigger, you have a difficult choice to make. The choice is yours alone. Will you defend the System, or will you destroy it?
MM: I'm a rebel. DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS!
D: CUT! 5 more lashes, see me later. [to SG1] I told you that trip to Genoa wasn't such a good idea.
[Final Cast Meeting]
D: Bad news everyone!
R: What, you put away the whip for good? Cuz Teisel's been a naughty boy...
T: Did you lose Trigger? Please say you didn't!
Teisel: PLEASE SAY YOU DID!
D: Close! I'm gonna tell you that I'm retiring! ...And Trigger's alive...sadly.
Rest of Cast and Crew: [silence, then...] YES! WHOOOOOPEE!
Teisel: Yes! No more whippings!
T: Now I can't be crucified anymore!
D: But there's good news! You'll still have a new director to take care of the Elysium Scenes!
Bon: Buuu babuu? (translation: George Lucas?)
D: I don't know what you just said, but you're PROBABLY WRONG!
Bon: Buuuuu.... (translation: awwww...)
[THE BIG MOMENT]
D: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Robots, meet your new director - NOVA STRIKE!
NS: [entering the meeting room] HEY GUYS! IT'S ME AGAIN! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN! ^_____________________^
Cast and Crew except D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp for breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D: I knew you'd approve so much! ;)
Data: Eeek Eeek Eeek! (translation: You said it, boss!)
D: Wait a minute. What are YOU doing here? Give me that camera!
J: Gimme my Jell-O Now!
D, SG1: NO.
J: DAMMIT!
[THE END!]
[Epilogue]
[Back in the Studio]
Bud: And so ends our great saga, MEGAMAN LEGENDS 2: SCREW-UPS & SHITE! I'd like to thank the director for his cooperation, the cast and crew for such humilating...I mean humorous moments, and Data, for the footage! We'll see you...um...guys? [cast is brandishing weapons and advancing on Bud] Guys! Put the weapons down! This won't end well.
[THE REAL END!]
[BUD MUNCHER WILL RETURN IN OFF THE SET! (April 30, 2002) AND MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3: SCREW-UPS & SHITE (when that game comes out), AS WELL AS THE BUDZ CUT (July 19, 2002).]
This show was (not) sponsored by Sony Digital Cameras. They just pay Data to use them for ad campaigns.
FINAL REEL
Dream Time Disaster!
Bud Muncher Productions: Proud to be the only YAOI-bashers in this section of the site!
Bud: This is it, our final reel! Guest Starring X and Zero! And with a surprise ending! But for some reason it's not as good as the Calinca Chaos and Insanity at Saul Kada episodes. THOSE were our best!
[IN THE SULFUR-BOTTOM, ABOVE THE NYC SKYLINE]
[Bringing the keys to Von Blücher]
VB: Thank you, Trigger! You brought all the keys!
MM: What exactly are the keys for?
VB: Probably the keys to my wife's virginity belt. It's an Everlast!
MM: ._. ...You've got a big wife!
D: CUT! Even the minor actors are driving me FUCKING NUTS!
[Alarms start to ring]
Soldier: Mr. Von Blücher, we have a severe temperature rise in compartment 7. It looks like some kind of fire! Two people are trapped inside!
VB: Send somebody down there to extinguish it. I want nobody dying on my ship!
Soldier: Right away sir.
[10 minutes later]
Soldier: We rescued the two victims, but it looks like they were the cause of the fire.
VB: Bring them in here.
Soldier: Yes sir! [Brings in Roll and Teisel, in their underwear]
D: CUT! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE TWO MANIACS DOING!
R: I told you turning on the steam was a bad idea!
Teisel: Bad Idea?! Nobody told me it was the gas valve!
D: Okay, dudes! You know what happens next!]
[50 naked lashes later]
[Geetz gets shot down, camera facing out the window]
GE: Yuna, I'm sorry...I failed you...
D: Good take! Are you sure we're over the Hudson?
SG1: Let me check...Uh, no. We're over Manhattan.
D: DAMMIT! Let's hope he impacts on the street. That dragon is loaded with enough power to...
SG1: Destroy one of the new AOL-Time-Warner Twin Towers in Columbus Circle? Because that's just what he did. Look!
D: [seeing a line of smoke rising above skyline] All I know is, I'm not paying for that!
[Battling Gatz on top of the Sulfur-Bottom]
[Take 1]
Teisel: [from neighboring ship's megaphone] C'mon, Trigger! If you win, I'll buy you dinner!
MM: Really?
Teisel: Of course not!
D: CUT!
[Take 2]
Teisel: C'mon, Trigger! If you win, I'll buy you dinner!
MM: Really?
Teisel: HELL FUCKING NO! I was talking to Roll!
D: Can you tell Gatz to shoot them down now? CUT!
[30 seconds later]
[Gatz shoots Tron and Teisel down]
[Take 1]
MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TRON! X( Why....?
D: CUT! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SYMPATHY ON THIS SHOT!
[Take 2]
Teisel: ROLL! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
T: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU TOO, TRIGGER! ESPECIALLY THAT CONFESSION BOOTH THING!
D: CUT! I STILL HAVE THE WHIP, YOU KNOW!
[Gatz about to crash into Trigger]
GA: I won't let you take the keys!
MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[CRASH, Explosion]
D: YES! GOOD TAKE! NOW WE'RE OFF TO ELYSIUM!
SG1: Um, sir...Trigger isn't getting up.
D: Good. I like the cast best when they're not moving.
SG2: I'll get a medic out there right now!
D: NO! DON'T DO IT!
[Up on top of the Sulfur-Bottom]
[Medic, Director, and Stage Guys 1-3 are gathered around Trigger's body, surrounded by Gatz debris]
Medic: Well, he's not breathing, and he has no pulse.
D: Don't tell me you lost him! Wait a minute...PLEASE SAY YOU LOST HIM!
Medic: Um...no. It's possible he's in a coma.
SG1: Either way, filming's screwed without him.
D: So? Is that a bad thing?
[Tron arrives on deck and kneels down beside Trigger's body]
T: [sobbing] TRIGGER! WAKE UP! PLEEEEEEEEZE!
Medic: I don't think there's anything you can do for now. All we can do is watch, and wait.
T: WHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR ARE YOU! I'LL ADMINISTER CPRS!
SG2: CPRS? What's that?
Medic: I have no Idea.
[Tron starts making love with Trigger, complete with French kissing.]
D: HOLY SHIT! GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!
[CPRS = Cardio-Pulmonary Resucitative Sex]
[SG3 yanks Tron off while SG2 and SG1 take Trigger downstairs. Director and Medic follow]
T: NOOOOOOOOO! TRIGGER! BRING HIM BACK! PLEEEEEZE! X(
[SG3 and Tron remain on top until the other crew members take their equipment downstairs.]
[Getting Ready for DreamTime]
[Data and X are waiting outside the dressing room]
[They're both listening through the door and they hear the following]
SG1: Okay, Zero, you're gonna have to wear this. And you're gonna have to let your hair down.
Z: But I'll look like a fucking girl!
SG1: Don't worry. Nobody will notice. Now get into this thing.
Z: Oh, alright. Just make sure nobody laughs at me.
[30 secs later]
[IN the dressing room]
Z: Alright, SG1, how do I look.
SG1: You look fine. Trust me, the assholes who buy the game won't even know it's you!
X: [outside] That's what he thinks...
SG1: [at Dressing Room Door] Zero, your 3D premiere awaits you!
Z: Right... [heads to door] Wait a minute...can I do one more thing?
SG1: Sure, take your time. The shoot doesn't begin for half an hour.
Z: Okay...
[Zero whips out his sabre from under his 'toga']
SG1: ZERO! WHAT'S THAT DOING HERE! I thought that got confiscated at Security a while ago!
Z: Yep, but I brought an extra one just in case.
SG1: Please don't slash me!
Z: I'm not going to slash you... HIIIIIIIIIIIYYAAAAA!
SG1: WOAH!
[Zero stabs a hole through the door]
SG1: JEEZUS CHRIST! What'd you do that for?
Z: Watch. [opens the door]
[X, eyes rolled up and with a nasty hole through his skull, collapses in front of Zero.]
SG1: Cool! Just like in Last Action Hero! But how...
Z: That bastard is always looking for ways to humiliate me. Just like last time with the dildo-saber...
SG1: Dildo-Saber? I thought that was Bud's idea...Oops!
Z: What did you say?
SG1: Nothing, nothing!
Z: Good because I have half a mind to slash whoever got me blown up back there.
[Dream Time Shoot, 30 minutes later]
Y: [Yuna] Your mind is still too fragmented to remember what happened.
MM: Couldn't you just run ScanDisk on me?
D: CUT! Copyright infringement again.
Y: Besides, Trigger, you're human.
[10 lashes later]
[flashback scene to Elysium, master appearing in front of Trigger]
Z: [as Master] Trigger, you have served your purpose well. You shall go in peace.
MM: Whoah! You're Gay!
Z: WHAT WAS THAT!? :-(
D: CUT! Yaoi is a serious crime! 20 lashes, see me later.
SG1: Besides, even if Zero was gay it wouldn't matter would it?
Z: OKAY, STAGE GUY EAT SABER! [wields his saber]
X: OOH OOH OOH! Let him have it!
SG1: Now, I'm fucked.
[With Yuna, closing scenes of Dream]
[Take 1]
Y: Now, Trigger, you have a difficult choice to make. The choice is yours alone. Will you defend the System, or will you destroy it?
MM: If the System was directed by a FAG like him then hell yeah I'll destroy it!
D: CUT! THE SYSTEM IS GOOD. AND ANY MORE YAOI AND YOU'LL END UP LIKE TRON DID IN CALINCA.
MM: NO! Don't remind me of that...
Z: WHO'S A FAG!? XO
[Take 2]
Y: Now, Trigger, you have a difficult choice to make. The choice is yours alone. Will you defend the System, or will you destroy it?
MM: I'm a rebel. DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! THE GOVERNMENT SUCKS!
D: CUT! 5 more lashes, see me later. [to SG1] I told you that trip to Genoa wasn't such a good idea.
[Final Cast Meeting]
D: Bad news everyone!
R: What, you put away the whip for good? Cuz Teisel's been a naughty boy...
T: Did you lose Trigger? Please say you didn't!
Teisel: PLEASE SAY YOU DID!
D: Close! I'm gonna tell you that I'm retiring! ...And Trigger's alive...sadly.
Rest of Cast and Crew: [silence, then...] YES! WHOOOOOPEE!
Teisel: Yes! No more whippings!
T: Now I can't be crucified anymore!
D: But there's good news! You'll still have a new director to take care of the Elysium Scenes!
Bon: Buuu babuu? (translation: George Lucas?)
D: I don't know what you just said, but you're PROBABLY WRONG!
Bon: Buuuuu.... (translation: awwww...)
[THE BIG MOMENT]
D: Ladies, Gentlemen, and Robots, meet your new director - NOVA STRIKE!
NS: [entering the meeting room] HEY GUYS! IT'S ME AGAIN! WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN! ^_____________________^
Cast and Crew except D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gasp for breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D: I knew you'd approve so much! ;)
Data: Eeek Eeek Eeek! (translation: You said it, boss!)
D: Wait a minute. What are YOU doing here? Give me that camera!
J: Gimme my Jell-O Now!
D, SG1: NO.
J: DAMMIT!
[THE END!]
[Epilogue]
[Back in the Studio]
Bud: And so ends our great saga, MEGAMAN LEGENDS 2: SCREW-UPS & SHITE! I'd like to thank the director for his cooperation, the cast and crew for such humilating...I mean humorous moments, and Data, for the footage! We'll see you...um...guys? [cast is brandishing weapons and advancing on Bud] Guys! Put the weapons down! This won't end well.
[THE REAL END!]
[BUD MUNCHER WILL RETURN IN OFF THE SET! (April 30, 2002) AND MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3: SCREW-UPS & SHITE (when that game comes out), AS WELL AS THE BUDZ CUT (July 19, 2002).]
This show was (not) sponsored by Sony Digital Cameras. They just pay Data to use them for ad campaigns.