A/N: This was written to cheer some friends up on some message boards I go to. Hope ya like it, an' if you're down, hope it cheers ya up! Btw, it's my character Longlegs's composition, so no touchie!


Somebeasts say that me brain's out th' door,
Others may say that I've lost it,
Th' truth is, this 'are's not like rotten ole lore,
This 'are's got some spiffin' good spirit!

So roll up yore sleeves an' jump t'th' floor,
An' pass me that blinkin' good ale,
Jus' jig y'paws off 'til yore all sore,
An' sing like a lark or nightingale!

It's th' ol' blinkin' sword wot lead me astray,
'Tis sweeter 'n cordjul, an' colder 'n ice,
Brighter 'n stars, jus' yell "Touche!"
An' in them vermin it jus' 'as t'stay!

O'erhead an' under, blue like th' bay,
They says wot a 'are, no brain, all ears,
Sky's cloudless in middle o' May,
An' I jus' jig awa', no fears!