A/N-For those of us just tuning in, or have just forgotten, Piper, Prue,
Phoebe, Paige, and Leo are in Heaven at the elders place. Oh, and there is
a reason for Cole's weirdness, just wait and it will ALL make sense,………… or
not, BUT that's OK because it's still a funny story! By the way there are 7
elders, get it, got it, good, and the elders REALLY REALLY don't like the
charmed ones, or more specifically Piper. AND… There will be abbreviations
for the rest of the story, maybe. It takes to much time to write out their
whole names. Pi=Piper Ph=Phoebe Pa=Paige Pr=Prue Co=Cole El#=An Elder and
for those slower readers Leo=Leo.
Phoebe- * whispers to Piper * Wow, your right, they could use some color!
Elder1- Leo. What-a-um-surprise. Who are they?
Leo- The Charmed Ones sir.
Elder2- * smacks his forehead * Not AGAIN!
Paige- Yes again, and I'm one of them!
Prue- We're not all alike. I believe my sister has given you a bad impression.
Phoebe- * nods *
Leo- * blushes * So………you called me?
Elder3- Yes.
Elder4- Yes we have, not all of you but that's ok, now I don't have to go get them.
Piper- Hi! Remember me?
Elder6- Yes, we do. * mutters under his breath *
Piper- What was that?
Elder6- Nothing, nothing…
Phoebe- * giggles and puts her arms around Piper and Paige * We're not all that bad…
Prue- They are, I'm not!
Phoebe- Shut up!
Prue- Make me!
Paige- That's all folks, calm down!
Elder7- Your mission, Charmed Ones, concentrate on your mission!
Piper- You haven't told us yet. * puts her hands on her hips * Get with the program!
Leo- Please- don't mind them.
Elder5- Of course. * looks disgusted * Your mission…
Phoebe- * pretends to hold a microphone * Your mission, if you choose to except it…
Prue- Shut up! * rolls her eyes *
Leo- * smacks his forehead *
Piper- Yeah we aren't CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
Paige- Far from it.
Leo- * clears his throat *
Paige- Yeah well Leo and I are. * smiles *
Piper- * coughs * Yeah. Uh huh. Right.
Elder #2- * turns to Elder #6 * Are you SURE they're all we have left?!?!
Elder #6- Yes. Sadly enough.
Piper- What, we aren't-
Leo- * puts his hand over her mouth * Let them TALK!!
Elder #7- Your mission. * looks at Elder #1*
Elder #1- * looks at Piper * The answer to your question is, well, yes, but that is beside the point.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cole- * sees the last corn kernel * I love you, Corny!!! Marry me!!
Corn- * reminds him that he's engaged *
Cole- Oh, yeah…………We can elope!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back Up There~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elder #5- Now, your MISSION is…if we are done playing games….
Phoebe- * taps Piper on the shoulder * Um, WHAT'S wrong with Paige?
Piper- She finally lost it!!!
Paige- Come! Come! * laughs * Mwahahahahaha! All of you come! * sways back and forth * Come experience my DARK MUFFINS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! They are plain with blueberries!
Ph- But Paige, you can't bake!!
Pa- I didn't say they were GOOD muffins, I said they were DARK muffins!!!!
Pr- It must have been the corn.
Ph- MY corn?!?!?!?!?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Co- * holds an ax above his head * Don't worry my dear corn, I'll save you from the evil mashed potatoes!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back Up There~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo- What DID you put in that corn, Piper?
Pi- Oh, you know, the usual. I found these pretty mushrooms in a box with a skull and cross bones on it. Don't know what that means. They were blue with orange polka dots.
Pr- Piper! Those were EVIL mushrooms!!!!
Ph- * sniffs * MY corn?
Pi- Oh…oh well, they were still pretty!
El #3- * clears his throat * Your MISSION!
Ph- ExCUSE me, we're in the middle of a crisis here!
Pr- You…DO know that we left Cole down there with the corn.
Ph- AH! We gotta go back! * grabs Leo's arm * Orb orb orb orb orb!
Leo- * grabs everyone and orbs out *
El #6- But…the mission…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone- * orbs in *
Co- * has a pan on his head and mashed potatoes smeared under his eyes. He is crawling around holding a knife * Ah! Intruders! Me kill!
Pi- No no we friends no kill!
Co- Yes, kill kill! Need food! Eat eat! Corn good corn need corn must have…
Pr- * hits Cole with pan *
Ph- Hey! What'd you do that for?
Pr- He would NOT shut UP!
Ph- My Cole! My poor Cole!
Pi- He ate all the corn! * points to the empty bowl *
Ph- * hyperventilating * My CORN. You ATE my CORN! * slaps him * How DARE you eat MY Corn! Look who's the piggy now! * looks at Piper * Why do we let YOU cook, anyway?
Pr- Because she can cook better than you.
Ph- AND YOU!
Pa- Let's face the facts-I can cook better than both of you because I make DARK MUFFINS.
Leo- No one CARES, Paige.
1 Pa- I do! * starts to cry *
Leo- * smacks his forehead * I gotta cure you…
Pa- Cure me? What do you mean, CURE ME? There is NOTHING wrong with me…
Ph- Paige's right! Corn is good…good corn…nothing wrong with corn…
Pa- We're all nuts! Cookoo! Crazy! WACKO!!!!!!!!
Ph- * cheers, hooks her arm into Paige's, stars dancing around the room, and sings * Ding song, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Pi- That's the last time I make corn. Although I might use those mushrooms again!
Co- Stay away from Corn! My Corn! I love my Corn!
Ph- * in a baby voice * Cole, you're engaged.
Co- To my Corn.
Ph- No, me! You are engaged to ME!
Leo- Well, at least Phoebe hasn't TOTALLY lost it…
Ph- * sits down on Piper's lap * Somewhere over the rainbow…
Leo- I take it back! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!
Pi- Get off me! * pushes Phoebe to the floor *
Ph- Boo HOO! * sticks her tongue out *
Co- Look, I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm SUPER Cole! * runs around flapping his arms * And Corn is my faithful sidekick!
Leo- Maybe I should go back UP and see what to do about this…
Pr- I am SO going with you.
Pi- You can't leave me here with * gulp * THEM…
Leo- * shrugs * SOMEONE has to keep an eye on them.
Pi- Well, I vote Prue!
Leo- Um…okay!
Pr- Hey! Why me?
Leo- * pretends to think* Um…because I said so and I'm your whitelighter. * grabs Piper and orbs out *
Pr- Hey- what- * cries *
Phoebe- * whispers to Piper * Wow, your right, they could use some color!
Elder1- Leo. What-a-um-surprise. Who are they?
Leo- The Charmed Ones sir.
Elder2- * smacks his forehead * Not AGAIN!
Paige- Yes again, and I'm one of them!
Prue- We're not all alike. I believe my sister has given you a bad impression.
Phoebe- * nods *
Leo- * blushes * So………you called me?
Elder3- Yes.
Elder4- Yes we have, not all of you but that's ok, now I don't have to go get them.
Piper- Hi! Remember me?
Elder6- Yes, we do. * mutters under his breath *
Piper- What was that?
Elder6- Nothing, nothing…
Phoebe- * giggles and puts her arms around Piper and Paige * We're not all that bad…
Prue- They are, I'm not!
Phoebe- Shut up!
Prue- Make me!
Paige- That's all folks, calm down!
Elder7- Your mission, Charmed Ones, concentrate on your mission!
Piper- You haven't told us yet. * puts her hands on her hips * Get with the program!
Leo- Please- don't mind them.
Elder5- Of course. * looks disgusted * Your mission…
Phoebe- * pretends to hold a microphone * Your mission, if you choose to except it…
Prue- Shut up! * rolls her eyes *
Leo- * smacks his forehead *
Piper- Yeah we aren't CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
Paige- Far from it.
Leo- * clears his throat *
Paige- Yeah well Leo and I are. * smiles *
Piper- * coughs * Yeah. Uh huh. Right.
Elder #2- * turns to Elder #6 * Are you SURE they're all we have left?!?!
Elder #6- Yes. Sadly enough.
Piper- What, we aren't-
Leo- * puts his hand over her mouth * Let them TALK!!
Elder #7- Your mission. * looks at Elder #1*
Elder #1- * looks at Piper * The answer to your question is, well, yes, but that is beside the point.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cole- * sees the last corn kernel * I love you, Corny!!! Marry me!!
Corn- * reminds him that he's engaged *
Cole- Oh, yeah…………We can elope!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back Up There~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elder #5- Now, your MISSION is…if we are done playing games….
Phoebe- * taps Piper on the shoulder * Um, WHAT'S wrong with Paige?
Piper- She finally lost it!!!
Paige- Come! Come! * laughs * Mwahahahahaha! All of you come! * sways back and forth * Come experience my DARK MUFFINS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! They are plain with blueberries!
Ph- But Paige, you can't bake!!
Pa- I didn't say they were GOOD muffins, I said they were DARK muffins!!!!
Pr- It must have been the corn.
Ph- MY corn?!?!?!?!?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the House~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Co- * holds an ax above his head * Don't worry my dear corn, I'll save you from the evil mashed potatoes!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back Up There~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Leo- What DID you put in that corn, Piper?
Pi- Oh, you know, the usual. I found these pretty mushrooms in a box with a skull and cross bones on it. Don't know what that means. They were blue with orange polka dots.
Pr- Piper! Those were EVIL mushrooms!!!!
Ph- * sniffs * MY corn?
Pi- Oh…oh well, they were still pretty!
El #3- * clears his throat * Your MISSION!
Ph- ExCUSE me, we're in the middle of a crisis here!
Pr- You…DO know that we left Cole down there with the corn.
Ph- AH! We gotta go back! * grabs Leo's arm * Orb orb orb orb orb!
Leo- * grabs everyone and orbs out *
El #6- But…the mission…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile at the house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone- * orbs in *
Co- * has a pan on his head and mashed potatoes smeared under his eyes. He is crawling around holding a knife * Ah! Intruders! Me kill!
Pi- No no we friends no kill!
Co- Yes, kill kill! Need food! Eat eat! Corn good corn need corn must have…
Pr- * hits Cole with pan *
Ph- Hey! What'd you do that for?
Pr- He would NOT shut UP!
Ph- My Cole! My poor Cole!
Pi- He ate all the corn! * points to the empty bowl *
Ph- * hyperventilating * My CORN. You ATE my CORN! * slaps him * How DARE you eat MY Corn! Look who's the piggy now! * looks at Piper * Why do we let YOU cook, anyway?
Pr- Because she can cook better than you.
Ph- AND YOU!
Pa- Let's face the facts-I can cook better than both of you because I make DARK MUFFINS.
Leo- No one CARES, Paige.
1 Pa- I do! * starts to cry *
Leo- * smacks his forehead * I gotta cure you…
Pa- Cure me? What do you mean, CURE ME? There is NOTHING wrong with me…
Ph- Paige's right! Corn is good…good corn…nothing wrong with corn…
Pa- We're all nuts! Cookoo! Crazy! WACKO!!!!!!!!
Ph- * cheers, hooks her arm into Paige's, stars dancing around the room, and sings * Ding song, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Pi- That's the last time I make corn. Although I might use those mushrooms again!
Co- Stay away from Corn! My Corn! I love my Corn!
Ph- * in a baby voice * Cole, you're engaged.
Co- To my Corn.
Ph- No, me! You are engaged to ME!
Leo- Well, at least Phoebe hasn't TOTALLY lost it…
Ph- * sits down on Piper's lap * Somewhere over the rainbow…
Leo- I take it back! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!
Pi- Get off me! * pushes Phoebe to the floor *
Ph- Boo HOO! * sticks her tongue out *
Co- Look, I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm SUPER Cole! * runs around flapping his arms * And Corn is my faithful sidekick!
Leo- Maybe I should go back UP and see what to do about this…
Pr- I am SO going with you.
Pi- You can't leave me here with * gulp * THEM…
Leo- * shrugs * SOMEONE has to keep an eye on them.
Pi- Well, I vote Prue!
Leo- Um…okay!
Pr- Hey! Why me?
Leo- * pretends to think* Um…because I said so and I'm your whitelighter. * grabs Piper and orbs out *
Pr- Hey- what- * cries *