X-Men Evo characters. Don't own 'em. Now that that's out of the way, more Principal Kelly torture again! Gee the guy can't have anything at the school go right now can he?
There Are Monsters in the Halls Again!
Principal Kelly raced for his life out the door; he barely managed to push the speed dial button on his cell phone. His hands were shaking for dear life.
"Hello! 911!" Kelly stammered into the phone. "This is Principal Kelly at Bayville High! This is an emergency!"
"Oh no not you again," The operator groaned. "So what happened this time? Another fire? Earthquake? Tornado?"
"Monsters," Kelly groaned. "Monsters at the dance…"
"Those blue things again?" She sighed.
"No! These are different monsters!" Kelly shouted into the phone. "Big huge red lizards! Dragons!"
"What?"
"Dragons! We have dragons in the school!"
"Principal Kelly have you been sipping the punch?"
"I WAS NOT DRINKING!" Kelly shouted. "I SAW THEM AND SO DID THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY!"
"Sounds like somebody put something in the punch," The operator said.
"FOR THE LAST TIME IT WASN'T SOMETHING IN THE PUNCH!" Kelly shouted. "WILL YOU PLEASE SEND SOMEONE DOWN HERE! WE NEED HELP!"
"Hey Doris you gotta hear this," The operator said. "It's Bayville High again. Wait till you hear this one!"
"WILL YOU JUST GET SOMEONE DOWN HERE BEFORE WE ALL GET KILLED!" Kelly shouted.
"A squad car is on its way sir," The operator answered in a professional voice.
"FORGET A SQUAD CAR WHAT WE NEED IS A COUPLE OF TANKS! CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD!" Kelly shouted. "Hello? Hello?"
Some time later, a few police officers escorted Kelly to the gym. "Okay now where's this dragon you were talking about?" One asked.
"I'm telling you officer there were monsters here!" Kelly snapped.
"Yeah I think I can guess where they came from," The other snickered.
"Oh yeah?" Kelly snapped as he pointed to the hole in the middle of the gym. "Does that look like it was made by a drink of punch!" He then did a double take. "THE GYM! NOT AGAIN! THAT'S THE SECOND GYM RUINED THIS SEMESTER!"
"That's one big hole eh Toody?" One officer asked.
"Yep that's a big one Muldoon," The other nodded.
"My gym," Kelly sank to his knees. "My gym."
"Gonna cost a lot of money to fix that," Toody whistled.
"Yup," Muldoon nodded. "Lotta money."
"Ohhhhhh," Kelly moaned. "My gym….my gym…"
"What do you think something like this costs?" Toody asked.
"I dunno," Muldoon shrugged. "Over 25 grand at least."
"Ohhhhhh…" Kelly held his head. "I gotta get a new job!"