A/N: Thanks Mai, You-ish Rules. BTW, Faithe Told Remi she loved him! hehe... and he Told her He Loved her Too O.o AHHHH!
LoL AnyWho, This'll be longer than the one before, hehehehehe.
Disclaimer: Plot... mebbe mine. Everyone in Fic, Not Mine... But i Wish James Was... ~drool~
James & the Boys made their way to Potions, NOT their favorite subject. Severus Snape, indeed, had a crush on Evans,
James couldnt understand why he boiled over at the thought. He hated Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape from the very beginning.
Snape & Malfoy never were 'friends' .... Snape couldnt stand Malfoy, despite some things...
James wiped the thoughts from his mind, and sat himself second row to the front, 3 outta 5 seats. In front of him, one seat to the right, Sat Lillian Evans. His Heart Skipped a Beat, Sirius jabbed him in the back. James kept staring at her, Siri jabbed him again
James looked behind him at Sirius, who was scowling, James grinned sheeply, and turned to his test paper, he groaned... He forgot to study last night. What a Way to Start The Day. Snape, however, was zipping right through it. Figures, James glanced over to Snape's Paper, and copied some of the answers down. This was very wrong, but James needed to right now. He Needed his grades up so he could be able to play Quiddich, what would the team be without James Potter, The Seeker.
No Where. That was James thought, as he finished the tes right on time for next class, Herbology.
He Grabbed his bag and headed for the exit, going into the main hall, Remus, Peter & Sirius trying to keep up, Sirius walked beside James
"Yo', Jamsie, Whats Goin' on, Dude? First you go to Bed at 5:00, Then you ACTUALLY fall asleep at that time... But i think i saw tearstreaks. THEN you turn as white as a ghost with a letter from someone, and now, You Wont even wait for your besterest friend?"
"Im Fine, PadFoot. I Was Tired Yesterday."
"MmmHmm. Then Explain going ahead of the guys & Me?"
"....Sorry...."
"You Should Be" Sirius slapped him on the back, turning in in another direction "Herbology is Thata Way!"
"Er, oh, Yeah, Sorry..." He Walked that Way, Sirius, Remus & Peter trailing behind
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"Hey Lily, what do You think Of James" Anita asked, while doodling things on a blank parchment.
"Who, Potter? Whats there to Think About."
"Oh C'mon Lils, James is so adorable! And He's so FIT! Have yeh' ever seen his tight arse?"
"ANITA!"
"Oh Lily," Anita grinned "You Know It's True... and he's like That Song... White Knight... But on a Broom instead of a Galliant Steed" She giggled at This
Lily rolled her eyes, and began on her Potions assignment that was due in 3 weeks.
Anita sighed Dreamily, Closing her Eyes "Mmm... Anita Potter," she giggled again.
Lily ignored this, writing quickly
"Lillian Potter," Anita Grinned
Lily, at that moment, was taking a drink of Pumpkin juice, she spit it out, gasping
"WHAT!!"
"Lily Potter Sounds So... Fitting. I Envy You."
"Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!" She wiped off her mouth
"Oh Stop That, James is so...."
"Idiotic"
"Dreamy..."
"Freakish"
"...Lovable"
"Ugly"
"...Fit..."
"Limp"
"And WHAT an Arse..."
"You can say THAT again."
"I Meant the Psysical Arse, Lily.." She giggled
"Mmm And i Meant Both."
Anita burst out laughing in the hall, trying to gather herself together, right when James himself passed by...
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James passed by the Two girls casually, speaking with Sirius about a new prank on Snape.
James turned, to see Anita swooning over him, He gave her that Famous Smile, and she almost keeled over.
"Man James, You're Almost as Good as ME!"
"MmmHmm, Sure Siri." James retorted, looking back to him.
"I, On the Other Hand, Am the Great Sirius, Swoon-Passer of Hogwarts"
"Shut up."
"--And Not Only Am i That, I Am So Handsome"
"Remus."
"--And so Stunning--"
"Yes?"
"--And The Best You Can Get. If You can Even Reach my Level--"
"Tell Sirius to Shut Up."
"--And Just So Desirable, Im Every Girls Dream..."
"Sirius, Shut Up." Remus retorted, without looking up from his bag.
Sirius rolled his eyes " Did any of you hear a THING, i said?!"
"Mmmm... No."
"Nope."
"Nada."
Sirius sighed, entering the green house, everyone else following in.
"Alright Class, Today you'll be Picking ArsoWhoppers."
"Whats That?" Sirius muttered
"ArsoWhoppers are a little goblin like plant that'll chase you, and Hit Your Bum if you Arent Careful."
"Ooh i Hope one Whaps James and his Arse." whispered anita
"Me Too, It'd be a Day to Remember."
"LILY," Anita hissed.
"Get Started Class."
Sirius put some gloves on, and dag in the dirt, pulling one out, before screaming like a girl and throwing it into the corner of the greenhouse, it came charging at him, He got up and started running for his life, screaming.
James was rolling on the floor busting out with laughter, Remus joining him.
Anita winced each time the ArsoWhopper whooped Siri's ass.
"Holy Shit Those Things are Mean" whispered Lily.
Sirius whimpered like a dog, the ArsoWhopper hid in the dirt again, Sirius was rubbing his arse.
"Those Things have a Temper worse than YOU, Jamsie."
"You Shouldnt have Screa--" James picked one from the dirt, and paled to a ghost, it glared at him, and started running in the air.
Lily & Anita watched to see what James would do.
James got a jar, holding the ArsoWhopper from his hair, which it was desperatly trying to grab at, and stuffed the thing in the jar, snapping the lid shut.
The Herbology teacher clapped pleasently "Congratulations Mister Potter, Good Job."
James grinned mockingly at Sirius, who was still rubbing his arse.
"I Guess This day isnt Too Bad"
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LOL, R/R!
LoL AnyWho, This'll be longer than the one before, hehehehehe.
Disclaimer: Plot... mebbe mine. Everyone in Fic, Not Mine... But i Wish James Was... ~drool~
James & the Boys made their way to Potions, NOT their favorite subject. Severus Snape, indeed, had a crush on Evans,
James couldnt understand why he boiled over at the thought. He hated Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape from the very beginning.
Snape & Malfoy never were 'friends' .... Snape couldnt stand Malfoy, despite some things...
James wiped the thoughts from his mind, and sat himself second row to the front, 3 outta 5 seats. In front of him, one seat to the right, Sat Lillian Evans. His Heart Skipped a Beat, Sirius jabbed him in the back. James kept staring at her, Siri jabbed him again
James looked behind him at Sirius, who was scowling, James grinned sheeply, and turned to his test paper, he groaned... He forgot to study last night. What a Way to Start The Day. Snape, however, was zipping right through it. Figures, James glanced over to Snape's Paper, and copied some of the answers down. This was very wrong, but James needed to right now. He Needed his grades up so he could be able to play Quiddich, what would the team be without James Potter, The Seeker.
No Where. That was James thought, as he finished the tes right on time for next class, Herbology.
He Grabbed his bag and headed for the exit, going into the main hall, Remus, Peter & Sirius trying to keep up, Sirius walked beside James
"Yo', Jamsie, Whats Goin' on, Dude? First you go to Bed at 5:00, Then you ACTUALLY fall asleep at that time... But i think i saw tearstreaks. THEN you turn as white as a ghost with a letter from someone, and now, You Wont even wait for your besterest friend?"
"Im Fine, PadFoot. I Was Tired Yesterday."
"MmmHmm. Then Explain going ahead of the guys & Me?"
"....Sorry...."
"You Should Be" Sirius slapped him on the back, turning in in another direction "Herbology is Thata Way!"
"Er, oh, Yeah, Sorry..." He Walked that Way, Sirius, Remus & Peter trailing behind
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"Hey Lily, what do You think Of James" Anita asked, while doodling things on a blank parchment.
"Who, Potter? Whats there to Think About."
"Oh C'mon Lils, James is so adorable! And He's so FIT! Have yeh' ever seen his tight arse?"
"ANITA!"
"Oh Lily," Anita grinned "You Know It's True... and he's like That Song... White Knight... But on a Broom instead of a Galliant Steed" She giggled at This
Lily rolled her eyes, and began on her Potions assignment that was due in 3 weeks.
Anita sighed Dreamily, Closing her Eyes "Mmm... Anita Potter," she giggled again.
Lily ignored this, writing quickly
"Lillian Potter," Anita Grinned
Lily, at that moment, was taking a drink of Pumpkin juice, she spit it out, gasping
"WHAT!!"
"Lily Potter Sounds So... Fitting. I Envy You."
"Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew!" She wiped off her mouth
"Oh Stop That, James is so...."
"Idiotic"
"Dreamy..."
"Freakish"
"...Lovable"
"Ugly"
"...Fit..."
"Limp"
"And WHAT an Arse..."
"You can say THAT again."
"I Meant the Psysical Arse, Lily.." She giggled
"Mmm And i Meant Both."
Anita burst out laughing in the hall, trying to gather herself together, right when James himself passed by...
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James passed by the Two girls casually, speaking with Sirius about a new prank on Snape.
James turned, to see Anita swooning over him, He gave her that Famous Smile, and she almost keeled over.
"Man James, You're Almost as Good as ME!"
"MmmHmm, Sure Siri." James retorted, looking back to him.
"I, On the Other Hand, Am the Great Sirius, Swoon-Passer of Hogwarts"
"Shut up."
"--And Not Only Am i That, I Am So Handsome"
"Remus."
"--And so Stunning--"
"Yes?"
"--And The Best You Can Get. If You can Even Reach my Level--"
"Tell Sirius to Shut Up."
"--And Just So Desirable, Im Every Girls Dream..."
"Sirius, Shut Up." Remus retorted, without looking up from his bag.
Sirius rolled his eyes " Did any of you hear a THING, i said?!"
"Mmmm... No."
"Nope."
"Nada."
Sirius sighed, entering the green house, everyone else following in.
"Alright Class, Today you'll be Picking ArsoWhoppers."
"Whats That?" Sirius muttered
"ArsoWhoppers are a little goblin like plant that'll chase you, and Hit Your Bum if you Arent Careful."
"Ooh i Hope one Whaps James and his Arse." whispered anita
"Me Too, It'd be a Day to Remember."
"LILY," Anita hissed.
"Get Started Class."
Sirius put some gloves on, and dag in the dirt, pulling one out, before screaming like a girl and throwing it into the corner of the greenhouse, it came charging at him, He got up and started running for his life, screaming.
James was rolling on the floor busting out with laughter, Remus joining him.
Anita winced each time the ArsoWhopper whooped Siri's ass.
"Holy Shit Those Things are Mean" whispered Lily.
Sirius whimpered like a dog, the ArsoWhopper hid in the dirt again, Sirius was rubbing his arse.
"Those Things have a Temper worse than YOU, Jamsie."
"You Shouldnt have Screa--" James picked one from the dirt, and paled to a ghost, it glared at him, and started running in the air.
Lily & Anita watched to see what James would do.
James got a jar, holding the ArsoWhopper from his hair, which it was desperatly trying to grab at, and stuffed the thing in the jar, snapping the lid shut.
The Herbology teacher clapped pleasently "Congratulations Mister Potter, Good Job."
James grinned mockingly at Sirius, who was still rubbing his arse.
"I Guess This day isnt Too Bad"
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LOL, R/R!