Disclaimer: I don't own any X-Men Evolution Characters or the song "Margaritaville." I just thought of this bit of insanity.
Wasted Away Again In Bayville
Shortly after the cops have left the dance in "Shadowdance" We see Kelly in a bar somewhere. Kelly is having some drinks."Keep 'em coming bartender! Oh my head! I've only just finished payments on the last time the gym was wrecked! Why me? Why? Why? Other principals have to worry about drugs and gangs. But nooooooo! What do I get? Earthquakes! Monsters! Demons! And the occasional shot put smashing my desk! I can't take much more of this! My hands never used to shake. That was before the first earthquake! Nearly getting killed does that to a man. I've never had such a bad fright. What a horrible night! Another disaster has hit the fan!
Wasted away again down in Bayville! Searching for a margarita with salt! Some people claim that a curse is to blame! But don't….It's nobody's fault.
Don't know the reason, how dragons and monsters came in season. Just don't know what I'm gonna do! I really can't see, why this happens to me. Why these things happen I haven't a clue!
Wasted away again down in Bayville. Searching for a margarita with salt! Some people claim that a curse is to blame! But I think…It's gotta be someone's fault!
Now the gym's been destroyed again! I'm running out of aspirin. All of our funds for repairs are spent and gone! Why do I even stay? I should just run away. I need another drink to help me hang on!
Wasted away again down in Bayville. Searching for a margarita with salt! Some people claim that a curse is to blame. But I know…It's has to be someone's fault! Yes some people claim that a curse is to blame! But I know! It's definitely someone's fault!
Something really is wrong here and I'm gonna get to the bottom of it!"
He got up determined, then fell flat down his face. "Oh look at the pretty stars…."