The Bayville Inquisition Continues…

"Mr. Daniels," Principal Kelly folded his fingers. "Can you tell me what you know about the monsters on Friday?"

"Well they're not interdimensional demons if that's what you're thinking," Evan said without thinking.

"WHAT?" Kelly's eyes bulged.

"I mean of course they're not that? Did I say interdimensional demons? I meant," Evan gulped trying desperately to think of a better idea. "Rats."

"Rats?" Kelly looked at him.

"Yeah, rats!" Evan nodded his head rapidly.

"Those were not rats," Kelly snapped.

"They were mutant rats," Evan said. "They ate too much of the cafeteria food and mutated."

"That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!" Kelly snapped.

"Have you eaten the food in the cafeteria lately?" Evan asked.

"NEXT!" Kelly shouted.

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"I'm telling you Principal Kelly it must have been a stunt for a movie!" Risty said.

"Uh yeah I mean what else could it be?" Rogue asked. "I mean demons appearing out of nowhere? That doesn't happen in real life!"

"Yeah it must have been a hoax," Risty nodded. "Just a couple of kids in costumes!"

"Yeah that must be it! There's no way that was real!" Rogue said. "I don't believe they were real!"

"Oh really?" Kelly took something out of his desk. "How do you explain this!" It was something red and sharp.

"What's that?" Rogue asked, even though she knew perfectly well what it was.

"It's a claw from one of the creatures!" Kelly said triumphantly. "It was found into the gym."

"Oh dear," Risty gulped. "So…no chance it's a fake huh?"

"Nope," Kelly said.

"Oh," Rogue looked at Risty. "Um…Well I'm stumped. How about you?"

"Ditto," Risty said.

"NEXT!" Kelly sighed.

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"And then just as I was about to throw the pass, I pull a fake and…"

"Mr. Matthews I am sure that is a fascinating story," Kelly groaned. "But what about the monsters?"

"Oh I took care of those babies," Duncan grinned.

"Before or after you ran away screaming like a little girl!" Jean snapped.

"Hey what do you want from me?" Duncan asked.

"How about a little consideration for starters!" Jean snapped. "You left me behind! I could have been killed for all you knew!"

"I thought you were right behind me!" Duncan wailed.

"I was," Jean snapped. "By about a hundred feet! I knew I should have taken Scott."

"What do you see in that loser?" Duncan asked sharply.

"He is not a loser!" She snapped. "A loser is someone who ignores his date to hang around with his buddies and doesn't even dance with her! I don't know why I put up with you! I really don't!"

"But…" Duncan tried to defend himself.

"I swear one of these days Duncan…" Jean began a tirade.

"NEXT!" Kelly shouted. "PLEASE!"

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"Have you ever seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer Show?" Taryn said. "Maybe it's a portal to an evil dimension! Maybe vampires are going to take over the school!"

"Mr. Summers?" Kelly moaned. "Your thoughts on this?"

"Um," Scott couldn't think of anything original. "Aliens?"

"That's it!" Kelly slammed his palms on the desk. "I've had it! This is getting me nowhere! Although ironically Mr. Summers your suggestion is the closest thing to a sensible suggestion I've had all day! I wonder what that scientist I brought in found?"

"Scientist?" Scott started.

"Yes I brought in a scientist to try and explain this," He pressed a button. "Hang around, this should be interesting. Oh Doctor Blake," He shook hands to a man with gray hair. "Now what did you find out?"

"Well I studied the claw marks, the ionization of the atmosphere in the gym, ground samples and basically everything inside the gym," The scientist spoke.

"And what did you find?" Kelly asked.

"Well there were some quarters and some interesting magazines in the bathroom," Dr. Blake began. "Oh you mean about the monsters?"

"Yes," Kelly said.

"Absolutely nothing."

"Ah-ha," Kelly rubbed his forehead. "But what about the claw I found?"

"Oh that?" Dr. Blake nodded. "Haven't a clue actually. My this case is a real stumper!"

"Oh god," Kelly groaned. "Please let it be intelligent life from outer space. Seeing as there's hardly any around here!"