And the insanity continues: I don't own the lyrics to "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!" I just had a strange idea.
Hello Mother, Hello Father
Principal Kelly was writing at his desk.
Hello Mother, Hello Father,
Once again I'm in hot water.
Now don't think I've fallen off the wagon
But my students and I nearly got eaten by a dragon!
I don't know how it got there,
But I nearly soiled my underwear!
It's a miracle no one was eaten,
But the superintendent blames me, the cretin!
He wants to put the blame on me
Because monsters aren't covered on the insurance policy
My secretary is begging me to fire her
And I keep getting phone calls from the Enquirer
One of the teachers, Mrs. Sawyer
Keeps threatening to call her lawyer.
You remember Mrs. Hardy?
She's organizing the PTA into a lynching party!
Take me home! Oh Mother Father Take me home! I hate Bayville
It's time I faced the truth, these kids are too wild and uncouth!
I want to come home! Let me make this plain,
This place is insane! Oh please don't make me stay!
I can't take another insane day!
Once again the gym's been destroyed
I'm really starting to get annoyed!
Those Brotherhood kids are still fighting
And there's been another blue demon sighting!
Wait a minute, what's that noise?
It's the sound of screaming girls and boys.
This place just gets better and better.
Mother, Father if you don't hear from me send the FBI this letter!
He ran outside to see what was really going on.