Now What?
Principal Kelly stepped out of his office to view the latest chaos to befall his school. Kids and teachers were running for their lives. "Okay now what is going on?" He shouted. "More monsters?"
"BAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"What the..?" He stammered as a flock of goats ran through the halls. They nearly trampled him. "OWWWW! OW! WHO LET THESE ANIMALS IN HERE?"
Unseen by Kelly around the corner, the Brotherhood whistled quietly. "Well that's one way of getting out of a math test," Lance shrugged.
About an hour and several bandages later, Principal Kelly staggered back into his office. "I can't take this," He muttered. "Now I nearly get trampled by rampaging goats! What's next?"
The intercom buzzed. "Yes," Kelly sighed. "What is it now Dorothy?"
"A Mr.Good is out here. He wants a word with you."
"Send him in," Kelly sighed. In came a huge bearded farmer. He was not happy.
"Are you the polecat who stole my goats?" He snapped.
"No I am not!" Kelly snapped. "Some of my students must have swiped them as a prank."
"Well who did it?" Mr. Good slammed his fist on Kelly's desk. "I want answers! I want justice! I want my goats!"
"An investigation is currently underway," Kelly started to perspire. "As for your goats they are…"
"BAAHH!"
"Running loose in the hallways," Kelly groaned. "Dorothy hasn't anyone rounded those blasted goats up yet?"
"Don't you bad mouth my precious goats!" Mr. Good snapped and made a fist.
"No one is bad mouthing your sweet little goats," Kelly gulped.
"You are! You are gonna pay for that!" Mr. Good started chasing Kelly around the office. He cornered Kelly and threw a punch. He missed. Kelly swung feebly in self-defense and hit him on the nose. "AGGH! You hit me! You hit me! Aggh! Blood!" He gasped as he saw a trickle of blood coming out of his nose.
"It certainly is!" Kelly snapped and started chasing the farmer around the office.
That was when Kitty came in with a goat on a leash. "Principal Kelly I got one of them where would you…HEY!" The goat broke away and butted Kelly in the behind.
"GET 'EM GERALDINE!" Mr. Good whooped as it chased Kelly around the office.
"What happened to my life?" Kelly screamed. "What did I do to deserve this? Why? OW! Why? OW! Why? OWWWWCH!"