HEHE, I couldn't help it, I'm taking a dance class in school and I just couldn't help it!! Yes, they learn some moves of the twentieth century from all over the world!! And yes, IT WILL BE HUMOROUS!!!!!!! And maybe just a touch of romance, I dunno, I'll just have to see where my imagination leads me *wink*. Titles are based on a song.
I Won't Stop Until I Make You Dance
By Ryoken
Seacia was walking around Nosgoth, admiring the scenery. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a brown paper bag. She knew that by looking in the bag, there was a fifty percent chance that she wouldn't want to know what was inside of it once she had looked, but she went over to it anyway and peered inside. She looked up and grinned as she skipped away with the paper sack in hand towards the Sanctuary of the Clans.
At the Sanctuary of the Clans, Kain was "busy", as usual, with nothing. Suddenly, Seacia popped out from behind his throne, shouting "BOO!" This surprised him, but he was glad of someone being around, it wasn't as boring. "Hiya Kainy!" Kainy? That was odd, he had never heard her call him Kainy before, nor anyone else.
"Uh, greetings, I suppose...You seem...energetic today," he commented.
"Aaaaaaaaaam I??" She asked. She was doing flips on the ground and in the air, occasionally stopping to do a hand stand.
"What's gotten into you, you don't seem your usual self," he asked as he rose from his seat. Seacia went up to him and pulled out the sack from behind her. She simply gave it to Kain and went back to her flips and hand stands. Kain looked into the bag and then his face went even whiter than it usually was. He immediately called for a guard and told the curious guard to summon his six lieutenants, now. He said to the guard "It is an extreme emergency and I need them here ten seconds ago!!" as he clutched the bag. Within the hour, the six lieutenants were gathered around the room, eyeing Seacia's performance with worried looks. Kain appeared before them and yelled in such a loud voice that even the citadel was sure to have heard it. "WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS BAG LYING AROUND?!?!?!??!?!!?" The frightened vampires had never seen their father so mad before, as they all pointed at each other. Raziel gathered up the courage to ask him the question.
"What's in the bag, Master Kain?" he said shakily.
"Here. Let me show you!" Kain responded. He tipped the bag upside down to pour out the contents. Out fell at least two dozen empty candy wrappers. Then he pointed at Seacia. The sons looked at Seacia with terrified looks on their faces. Seacia was now doing cartwheels.
"My god..." The brothers said at once. This was indeed cause for alarm. The last time Seacia had eaten candy, she froze Rahab's territory, almost killing Rahab himself in the process, rang the bells in Zephon's cathedral, making Zephon and his vampires lose their hearing for a while, he still couldn't hear at times, decorated the graves in Melchah's territory with flowers, made huge snowmen in Dumah's wasteland, they were still trying to disassemble them, squeezed Turel's fledglings until they almost suffocated, she thought they were cute little puppies, drew on Raziel's wings while he was asleep, it took him ages to get the ink off, and duct taped Kain to the top of the Pillar of Balance, he still shuddered every time he thought about hanging upside down for over an hour while they tried to figure out a way to get him down. They could wonder in horror at what she would do this time. "We've got to figure out a plan," Kain said as they huddled around in a tight circle.
Seacia hopped up to them and shouted "What are YOU doing?!" Then she laughed and flew up into the air. Raziel was the first to speak.
"Tell me just one thing, Seacia. Are you going to do things like you did the last time you did this?" Seacia seriously pondered this for a moment, and then a smile crept on her face. She slowly hovered to the ground and said, hands on her hips,
"Not unless you learn to dance!" The others wiped the sweat from their foreheads. Raziel on the other hand, was utterly shocked. Dancing?? Where in the world did she get such a crazy idea?? But then, it was like asking where she got the idea to duct tape Kain to a pillar.
Raziel's brothers and father were about to leave when Seacia stopped them. "Where do you think you're going?? I meant ALL of you!" They fell over at these words.
"You want us to WHAT?????" Kain screamed. All of the vampire's jaws had dropped to the floor.
"I want you to learn how to dance!" She did a spin as she said it.
"You're not getting me into one of those pink things!!!" Zephon said as he backed away in fear.
Seacia only laughed and said, "No, not that type of dancing!!!" And they all breathed a little easier.
"Then what type of dancing ARE we gonna learn?" Raziel asked fearfully.
"I'll show you!!" She put her feet together and counted "5, 6, 7, 8." Then she started doing the cha cha cha. They, on the other hand, had no idea what she was doing. She finished the small routine and bowed gracefully. "Now I'm gonna teach you!" She said as she started skipping towards them. They ran like sissy little girls who had been presented with bugs by a little curious boy. Seacia grinned wide and knew that the fun had now begun.
I Won't Stop Until I Make You Dance
By Ryoken
Seacia was walking around Nosgoth, admiring the scenery. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a brown paper bag. She knew that by looking in the bag, there was a fifty percent chance that she wouldn't want to know what was inside of it once she had looked, but she went over to it anyway and peered inside. She looked up and grinned as she skipped away with the paper sack in hand towards the Sanctuary of the Clans.
At the Sanctuary of the Clans, Kain was "busy", as usual, with nothing. Suddenly, Seacia popped out from behind his throne, shouting "BOO!" This surprised him, but he was glad of someone being around, it wasn't as boring. "Hiya Kainy!" Kainy? That was odd, he had never heard her call him Kainy before, nor anyone else.
"Uh, greetings, I suppose...You seem...energetic today," he commented.
"Aaaaaaaaaam I??" She asked. She was doing flips on the ground and in the air, occasionally stopping to do a hand stand.
"What's gotten into you, you don't seem your usual self," he asked as he rose from his seat. Seacia went up to him and pulled out the sack from behind her. She simply gave it to Kain and went back to her flips and hand stands. Kain looked into the bag and then his face went even whiter than it usually was. He immediately called for a guard and told the curious guard to summon his six lieutenants, now. He said to the guard "It is an extreme emergency and I need them here ten seconds ago!!" as he clutched the bag. Within the hour, the six lieutenants were gathered around the room, eyeing Seacia's performance with worried looks. Kain appeared before them and yelled in such a loud voice that even the citadel was sure to have heard it. "WHO THE HELL LEFT THIS BAG LYING AROUND?!?!?!??!?!!?" The frightened vampires had never seen their father so mad before, as they all pointed at each other. Raziel gathered up the courage to ask him the question.
"What's in the bag, Master Kain?" he said shakily.
"Here. Let me show you!" Kain responded. He tipped the bag upside down to pour out the contents. Out fell at least two dozen empty candy wrappers. Then he pointed at Seacia. The sons looked at Seacia with terrified looks on their faces. Seacia was now doing cartwheels.
"My god..." The brothers said at once. This was indeed cause for alarm. The last time Seacia had eaten candy, she froze Rahab's territory, almost killing Rahab himself in the process, rang the bells in Zephon's cathedral, making Zephon and his vampires lose their hearing for a while, he still couldn't hear at times, decorated the graves in Melchah's territory with flowers, made huge snowmen in Dumah's wasteland, they were still trying to disassemble them, squeezed Turel's fledglings until they almost suffocated, she thought they were cute little puppies, drew on Raziel's wings while he was asleep, it took him ages to get the ink off, and duct taped Kain to the top of the Pillar of Balance, he still shuddered every time he thought about hanging upside down for over an hour while they tried to figure out a way to get him down. They could wonder in horror at what she would do this time. "We've got to figure out a plan," Kain said as they huddled around in a tight circle.
Seacia hopped up to them and shouted "What are YOU doing?!" Then she laughed and flew up into the air. Raziel was the first to speak.
"Tell me just one thing, Seacia. Are you going to do things like you did the last time you did this?" Seacia seriously pondered this for a moment, and then a smile crept on her face. She slowly hovered to the ground and said, hands on her hips,
"Not unless you learn to dance!" The others wiped the sweat from their foreheads. Raziel on the other hand, was utterly shocked. Dancing?? Where in the world did she get such a crazy idea?? But then, it was like asking where she got the idea to duct tape Kain to a pillar.
Raziel's brothers and father were about to leave when Seacia stopped them. "Where do you think you're going?? I meant ALL of you!" They fell over at these words.
"You want us to WHAT?????" Kain screamed. All of the vampire's jaws had dropped to the floor.
"I want you to learn how to dance!" She did a spin as she said it.
"You're not getting me into one of those pink things!!!" Zephon said as he backed away in fear.
Seacia only laughed and said, "No, not that type of dancing!!!" And they all breathed a little easier.
"Then what type of dancing ARE we gonna learn?" Raziel asked fearfully.
"I'll show you!!" She put her feet together and counted "5, 6, 7, 8." Then she started doing the cha cha cha. They, on the other hand, had no idea what she was doing. She finished the small routine and bowed gracefully. "Now I'm gonna teach you!" She said as she started skipping towards them. They ran like sissy little girls who had been presented with bugs by a little curious boy. Seacia grinned wide and knew that the fun had now begun.