What Fred and Todd Heard in the Principal's Office

Todd put his ear close to the door. "Wow that Superintendent guy is really laying into Kelly man."

Fred frowned. "Now that wasn't very nice," He commented on what he heard.

"Such crude language," Todd tutted.

"Man this was a great idea of Pietro's," Fred snickered.

"Yeah, not only did the 'Monster Patrol' idea get us outta class for a while, but it also gives us the added bonus of Kelly getting in trouble!" Todd snickered. "Plus the basic idea of misdirection. If we patrol the halls for 'monsters', nobody'd expect us of knowing what's really going on!"

"Nobody thinks that anyway," Fred grumbled. "They think we're too stupid to know what's going on."

"That's true," Todd sighed. "Now that is not fair. Okay Kelly's an idiot but I wouldn't call him an incompetent idiot!"

"Where are Pietro, Lance and Tabby anyway?" Fred asked. "They're missing a great show!"

"Well Lance went to chemistry to see his little Kitty-Kat and Speedy and Boom Boom are out doing some damage."

"Oh," Fred nodded. "Great. Now Kelly has to hire a real rent-a-cop! Terrific!"

"Ah it's nothing we can't handle," Todd waved it off. "Lance and Pietro will think of something to do with him. Whoa. Hey I didn't know that principals could get written up for detention! Can he do that?"

"He said suspension not detention," Fred told him. "Clean out your ears Toad!"

Todd did so with his finger. Fred kept listening. "Wow that PTA lady really has it in for him!" He scribbled something in a notepad. "I'm telling you Toad this is a gold mine of information!"

"We should get a bug or something and put it in the principal's office," Todd said.

"Wouldn't Kelly just squash it?" Fred asked puzzled.

"Not that kinda bug you dope!" Todd snapped. "A wire! A hidden microphone!"

"Oh," Fred said. "Uh oh, here they come."

They both stood on the sides of the door. They saluted when the door opened. The Superintendent gave them funny looks. "Principal Kelly we wanna ask you something," Todd said. "When are we gonna get them electric cattle prods you promised us?"

"KELLY!" The Superintendent screamed.

"We just wanna help," Todd said innocently.

"Do me a favor," Kelly groaned. "Don't!"