Time for another musical interlude folks! This is a parody of the song "Honestly Sincere" from Bye Bye Birdie! For some reason this song just fit in my deranged mind! Just when Kelly thought his day couldn't get any worse…he has to go to a teacher's meeting!

Get Us Out of Here!

Kelly enters a class for a teacher's meeting after school. Needless to say the mood is not a happy one. "Well I'm glad you are all here today."

Mrs. Hawkins snapped, "We're not! What the heck are you doing Kelly? In all my years as a teacher I've never encountered anything like this!"

Mr. Birdie, a teacher that has a strange resemblance to a blond Elvis spoke, "Yeah! Look what happened today to poor Carl over here!" He pointed to a man huddled in the corner.

Kelly asked, "What happened to him?"

Mr. Birdie snapped, "What happened? The vending machines exploded in the teacher's lounge and then a twister came and wrecked the place with him in it! That's what happened!"

Carl whimpered, "Boom! Twister! Went around, and around, and around, and around…"

Mr. Birdie snapped, "Look at him! He's a shell of his former self, man!"

"And around, and around, and around…"

Mr. Sherman, another teacher spoke up, "Principal Kelly let me say in all my years of teaching I have never felt such terror to come to school in my life. And that includes the three years I spent in inner city schools where even the janitors carried guns and switchblades! With all the crazy stuff going on I never know if each day is going to be my last on Earth!"

Kelly sighed, "Don't you think you guys are exaggerating? Dorothy…?"

Dorothy shook her head, "Don't look at me, I'm with them! I lived in California so I'm used to earthquakes. But monsters…forget it!"

Carl cried out, "Monsters! Blue demon! I saw it two weeks ago! AGGGH!"

Mrs. Hawkins spoke up, "That's another thing! Blue demon sightings in the boy's bathroom, demons at the school dance, and now McCoy is back terrorizing the grounds! This is insane! We can't take much more of this!"

Kelly told her, "We are doing everything we can!"

Mrs. Hawkins snapped back, "Well it's not enough! The only intelligent thing you've done is let the Brotherhood patrol the halls!"

Kelly snapped, "I did not let them patrol the halls!"

Mr. Sherman shouted, "Don't tell me you're not letting them patrol the halls! Maybe we'll get lucky and the monsters will eat them!"

Kelly said, "Look I have been talking to the Superintendent today…"

Dorothy added, "More like yelled at by him."

Kelly added, "If I may continue. Anyway I have been cleared to employ a full time security agent for the school's safety."

Mr. Birdie shouted, "A RENT-A-COP? Oh great! That's all we need around here!" The teachers all start grumbling and shouted at him.

Kelly shouted, "People! People! Let me have a word here."

Mr. Birdie shouted back, "Let me have a word with you! Walkout!"

Kelly pleaded, "No! Wait! You can't seriously consider a strike!"

Mrs. Hawkins snapped, "Consider it? We've already voted on it! If those things aren't gone soon, we'll all be gone soon!"

Kelly said, "You can't be serious! We don't even know where these things came from! I've had scientists in here and they can't find a thing! How do you expect me to do get rid of …of whatever these things are?"

Mrs. Hawkins snapped, "How do you expect us to do our jobs with those things all around us? We've had it! We're mad as heck and we're not gonna take it anymore!"

Mr. Birdie began to sing, "Let me make this clear, you gotta get them out of here!

You gotta get them out of here, get rid of our fear, of this we are honestly sincere!

If what you say is true, then there's a lot more you need to do!

The others feel that way too! Write this down now!

Our demands you gotta hear. Let me make this clear,

If you don't get rid of them we're gonna walk out of here!

If you're really sincere, about getting them out of here!

Then get them outta here! Then get rid of them right now Kelly!

Kelly pleaded, "Mr. Birdie listen…"

Mr. Birdie snapped, "Shut up! You listen! Sit down!

We don't care if they're demons, monsters or ghosts!

If you don't stop this, your career is toast!

Don't lie! Look me in the eye!

Kelly: I don't even have to try! I'm telling you I'm sincere!

When I say what I'm gonna do! I will do what I said I'd do!

I'm not gonna lie! I'm gonna do, not just try!

I mean it! I'm really sincere!

The teachers then went into a dance number for some reason.

Mr. Birdie sang, " If you're really sincere…"

Mrs. Hawkins sang, "And not just talking out of your rear…"

Mr. Sherman sang, "You'll get those things out of here!"

Dorothy sang, "I'll believe it when I see it!"

Kelly shouted, "Come on guys! Help me!"

Mrs. Hawkins shouted, "Suffer!"

The teachers danced all around the classroom into the halls, chasing Kelly.

You gotta get us all out of here! Oh oh oh! We can't take it any more here! We're not gonna take it! Ooooohhh yeah!

They chased him around the halls some more and corner him into a classroom.

Mr. Birdie sang, "Let me make this clear, we're gonna walk right out of here!"

Teachers shouted, "YEAH!"

Mr. Birdie snapped, "We can't take no more fear, we're gonna walk right out of here!"

"YEAH!"

Mr. Birdie snapped, "Not gonna take any more fear, just gonna walk right out of here!"

"YEAH!"

They started throwing erasers at Kelly. Kelly runs out in the halls and the teachers follow.

Mr. Birdie snapped, "Things around here are way too queer, just gonna walk right out of here!"

"YEAH!" They chased him around some more and throw chalkboard erasers at him until he falls to the ground. They keep throwing erasers.

Mr. Birdie snapped, "You have two weeks Kelly! After that… We're out of here!"

They threw a few more erasers for good measure, then walked away. Kelly muttered, "Well that went better than I thought."

Coming up in a week or two, Rent-A-Cops, more insanity, nervous breakdowns for all, and maybe a possible teacher's strike! And another musical number or two.