Contestant Number One…
"Ah Mr. Woodeast," Principal Kelly smiled at the burly security guard. "I'm so glad you could join us. Welcome to Bayville!"
Mr. Woodeast glared at Kelly. Kelly backed down nervously. "Now I'm sure that you should have no trouble at all Mr. Woodeast."
"The only trouble I'm gonna have at Bayville," Mr. Woodeast said carefully. "Is whether to stuff that overgrown ape or make him into a fur rug."
"Y-Yes," Kelly gulped nervously. "Well I certainly feel safer with you on the job so…"
"So I'd better get to it," Mr. Woodeast walked out without a word.
He started to patrol the halls and saw Pietro and Fred walking down the halls. "Where's your hall pass, punks?" He snarled.
"Um Fred here ate it," Pietro motioned to Fred.
"I did not!" Fred snapped.
Woodeast grabbed Pietro by the front of his shirt. "Problem officer?" Pietro gulped.
"Yeah," Woodeast growled. "Smart mouthed punks like you are my problem! It's jerks like you that give schools a bad name!"
"All we're doing is going to class late," Pietro snapped. "We're hardly bringing down the entire educational system!"
"WRONG!" Woodeast shook him hard. "It's attitudes like that which is bringing down the entire country's educational system! This great nation is being thrown to the wolves due to students like you!"
"Hey take it easy!" Fred tried to free Pietro, but Woodeast growled at him.
"Stay out of my way Tubby!" He snarled. "I'm gonna keep my eye on you jerks! Consider this a warning! You're lucky my first priority is to hunt down monsters and the so-called demon! Now get out of my face punk!" He tossed Pietro to the ground and stomped away.
"How rude!" Fred huffed.
"Of course you realize this means war," Pietro growled as he got up and brushed himself off. Then he got an evil look in his eye.
An hour later Mr. Woodeast was patrolling the halls when Pietro popped out of the bathroom. "Help!" he waved wildly. "Blue Demon!"
"If this is a trick…" Woodeast growled as he came up to him.
"No, no, no, no!" Pietro hopped up and down. "I was in the bathroom and it came out and attacked me so I hit it and it fell backwards into the toilet! Hurry before it gets away!"
"Fine," Woodeast grumbled as he followed Pietro inside.
"Come in quick!" Pietro cried out. "It's trapped in this stall right here! I think it's unconscious! I think it's dead! What's the one place in the world that you've always wanted to go?"
"What?" Woodeast blinked.
"It's very important," Pietro said. "What's the one place that you have always dreamed of going but could never afford to go?"
"Kid now is not the…" Woodeast began.
"It's important!" Pietro snapped. "Sir."
"Well if you must know I always wanted to go to Paris," Woodeast sighed.
"That's all I wanted to know!" Tabitha came out of the bathroom stall wearing a tiara and a shiny pink ballet outfit with a wand. She waved it about. "And so you shall! Presto! Change-o!"
That was when Fred hit Woodeast from behind with a small wooden mallet. "Ooh, look at the fairy dust," Woodeast exclaimed before falling to the ground.
"Why Pietro that's not a blue demon," Fred quipped. "That's the Brotherhood Fairy Princess!"
"Oh well. My mistake. Okay guys phase two!" Pietro nodded. "Lance, Toad! Bring in the box!"
Four hours later…
"What do you mean the security guard is missing?" Kelly shouted into the phone. "How the heck can you loose a security guard? Where is he?"
At the Bayville airport a plane bound for Paris took off. In the plane was a box for the Paris Zoo. The contents on the box were: Beware of the Gorilla! Open with caution! Do not feed the Animal! On the ground were the Brotherhood, wearing berets and singing the French National Anthem without the words.
"Au Revior! Mon ami!" Pietro blew a kiss at the plane.
"Bon Voyagieee!" Todd sang out waving the French flag.
"Have fun at the Eiffel Tower!" Lance waved.
"Have fun at the real Moulin Rouge!" Tabitha waved a handkerchief.
"Eat a lot of French food and stuff!" Fred called out. "Goodbye!"
"Good luck!" Todd sang out.
"Good Riddance," Pietro dusted his hands.