Pleasure Principle
~ Part 3 ~
By Azusa-J
Date: April 9, 2002
Disclaimer: *grabs a Hee-chan plushie* Kawaii! Kawaii!! *puts it back down and sighs* but they are not mine... Everything in the Gundam Wing Universe is not mine.
Time setting: TWT
Warnings: Yaoi, Humor, Maybe OOC, Lemon or Lime or nothing
Feedback: Yes, definitely! Please send it to azusaj@gundamwing.net
Pairings: 2x1
Rating: R
Credit: I got the idea for this fic from Mikkeneko's "Teaching Heero." You can read it here: [http://www.fanfictiongw.homestead.com/TeachingHeero.html]
Notes: This is my first attempt to write "real" yaoi. This fic sets in a boarding school dorm. Why? Because I read so many fics about living in a dorm yet they all seemed to be wrong. I wrote this setting based on a real dorm, the dorm I am in right now. Yes, I live in a dorm so I know better than most authors. I just want to clear up some misunderstanding about the dorm. Also, this fic is pretty much based on what happened to my friend. ^_^;; PS. I've only learned English for a few years. I've tried my best on the grammar and spellings. If you find any thing bad, feel free to tell me.
Final Warning: Yaoi [Lemon] alert! Don't read if you're homophobic! (like anyone's gonna listen...) *sighs*
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"Hee-chan, let's try a slow comfortable, fuzzy screw."
The don's eyes popped out of thier sockets and glared at the door.
The three boys could only shake their heads and wish good luck for their friends.
The don looked at the three blashing boys and understood what was going on. He quickly called the security and the office for a duplicated key. After a moment, every staff member had arrived and quietly, they opened the door.
They expected to see two boys naked in a bed with mess all around. They all had prepared for any kind of weird situation inside so they would not be shocked or surprised. However, what greeted them made them stop dead in their tracks.
Inside the room, Heero and Duo were sitting on the floor, fully clothed. About twenty or so liquor bottles were scattered around on the floor. There were also some bottles of juices, soda, pops, milk and water. On the table were some containers and boxes of sugar, cream, eggs, fruits, ice-cream and many other sauces. Heero was holding a shot glass while Duo had a highball glass in one hand and a long bar spoon in the other. There were many red wine glasses, shot glasses and lowballs stood beside the boys. Next to the glassware was an ice bucket filled with ice. There were a various of shakers, corkscrews, knives, and other equipment laying on the tray placed on the floor.
The two boys froze and looked at the intruders with confused looks on their faces. The staffs were also astonished by the scene.
A few moment of uncomfortable silence filled the room. The first one who recovered from his initial shock was Duo. He asked, "Hey, what's up? Why so many people?"
The staffs and the don needed some time to absorb and process what was going on. It was completely different from what they had heard and imagined. The don finally found his voice and asked, "What are you two doing here?"
"Drinking." Heero said in a cheerful tone. "Duo is teaching me how to drink."
"You guys just... drank?" The don asked hesitatedly.
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
"Hmmm..." The don was speechless for a minute. He had prepared all kinds of lectures on violating the rules of having sex. But apparently, those two were not in any way of breaking those rules.
The three other pilots came into the room, just like the rest of the group, they was shocked by the scene because what they saw in front of them were so different from what was "supposed" to be happened here from their eavesdropping and imagination. After a moment a shocking, Quatre finally understood what was "actually" happening and asked, "Why?"
Heero looked at the blonde with a smile on his face, "I saw the guys were having fun after they drank so I asked Duo why. So here he is, showing me how to enjoy this kind of pleasure."
"Heero? Are you drunk?" Quatre noticed the unusual expression the Japanese boy had.
"No! Of course not! Duo, give me more! [1]" Heero shoke his head and shoved the shot glass to the braided boy in front of him.
"Hmm... Heero, maybe later." Duo pushed the shot glass away gently and looked up to the others. "Is there any problem?"
The don finally knew what to say, "Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, you are not supposed to drink inside the dorm. Now go throw all those junks away. I will report you to the headmaster tomorrow. Prepare yourselves before you see him." and with that, he turned around and stomped out of the room along with the other staff [2]. Now only the three boys were left at the doorway.
Trowa looked at the two apparently-drunk boys and said, "So you two only drank?"
"You don't believe us either, Tro?" Duo looked a bit hurt.
"No, I was just curious when I heard you outside..."
"Heard me outside?" Duo raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm... We just came to see if you guys okay or not. You forgot to come to our meeting." Quatre explained.
"Oh yeah! The meeting. I forgot!" Heero exclaimed and slapped his hand on his forehead.
"Then what do you think we were doing?" Duo asked.
"Well... you see... we...er..." Quatre mumbled and was as red as a tomato.
Duo examined Quatre and the other two's reactions. They were all blashing and fidgeting.
"What?"
"Hm... Nothing."
Duo sighed, "Nevermind. I won't pushing you."
"Duo, aren't you supposed to throw all those drinks away?" Trowa asked.
"Oh yeah. I forgot. What a waste, we were only half done." Duo picked up the bottle of Vodka and noted that there was half the bottle left.
"Just give me more then, Duo!" Heero handed his shot glass to Duo again.
"Okay, Hee-chan." Duo picked up the highball glass which was full, "Here, 'wet dream.'"
The other three boys choked at the word.
"What was that again, Maxwell?" Wufei asked.
"What? It's wet dream. Want some?" Duo looked innocently.
"We...wet dream?"
"Yeah, this is a cocktail mix of Gin, Apricot Brandy, Grenadine, and Lemon Juice. This one is good, ne, Hee-chan?"
"You mean all those..." Wufei tailed off.
"What?" Duo asked.
"Hmm..."
An idea came to his mind, the braided boy smirked. "Oh, I see. Those names right? Those "slow comfortable screw," "hand jobs" and stuffs like that? Those are all drink names. You thought we're having sex, didn't you?"
The other blashed as Duo's words hit home.
Duo only laughed like a maniac while Heero, who was so drunk that kept pulling his roommate's sleeve and demanding more liqour.
~tsuzuki~
[1] Usually, when a person is drunk, he/she does not admit that. He/she will just keep asking for more liquor. I know this situation well enough.
[2] Yes, no liquor is allowed in dorm, but honestly, I have no idea of what kind of punishment will be administered for I'm a good student. ^__^ Reporting to the headmaster will be a definite, though.
Azusa: Told ya, a lemon/lime in this fic!
Readers: Hey, you call that a lemon?? It is not even a lime!
Azusa: Oh c'mon, don't tell me that you didn't have a lemon scene inside your hentai mind earlier.
Readers: ......
Azusa: So it is not what you think it is, but I think it is closed enough as a yaoi lime. Don't you think so? I bet all of you thought Duo was screwing Hee-chan in Part 2 ne? ^__^;; Please tell me how you think about this fic. This is my first attempt to write a "real" yaoi fic. So, please.
Important Notice:
All those terms: "kiss on the lips", wet kisses", "hand job", "hugh penis for gay men", "blow job", "69", "big squeeze", "hot anal sex", "between the cheeks", "slow comfortable screw", "slow fuzzy screw", "hard fuck", "long, slow, comfortable screw against a cold, hard wall with a kiss", "S & M (cocktail)", "Japanese sex", "perfect screw", "violent fuck", "multiple orgasm", "sex machine", "climax", "black out", "slow comfortable, fuzzy screw", and "wet dream" are all drink names. Yep, it sounds crazy but it is true. Seriously. There is really some cocktail named something like this. For more information, check out this site: BarNone Drink Recipes [http://www.barnonedrinks.com/index/] If you happen to go to a bar, try order them!
~ Part 3 ~
By Azusa-J
Date: April 9, 2002
Disclaimer: *grabs a Hee-chan plushie* Kawaii! Kawaii!! *puts it back down and sighs* but they are not mine... Everything in the Gundam Wing Universe is not mine.
Time setting: TWT
Warnings: Yaoi, Humor, Maybe OOC, Lemon or Lime or nothing
Feedback: Yes, definitely! Please send it to azusaj@gundamwing.net
Pairings: 2x1
Rating: R
Credit: I got the idea for this fic from Mikkeneko's "Teaching Heero." You can read it here: [http://www.fanfictiongw.homestead.com/TeachingHeero.html]
Notes: This is my first attempt to write "real" yaoi. This fic sets in a boarding school dorm. Why? Because I read so many fics about living in a dorm yet they all seemed to be wrong. I wrote this setting based on a real dorm, the dorm I am in right now. Yes, I live in a dorm so I know better than most authors. I just want to clear up some misunderstanding about the dorm. Also, this fic is pretty much based on what happened to my friend. ^_^;; PS. I've only learned English for a few years. I've tried my best on the grammar and spellings. If you find any thing bad, feel free to tell me.
Final Warning: Yaoi [Lemon] alert! Don't read if you're homophobic! (like anyone's gonna listen...) *sighs*
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"Hee-chan, let's try a slow comfortable, fuzzy screw."
The don's eyes popped out of thier sockets and glared at the door.
The three boys could only shake their heads and wish good luck for their friends.
The don looked at the three blashing boys and understood what was going on. He quickly called the security and the office for a duplicated key. After a moment, every staff member had arrived and quietly, they opened the door.
They expected to see two boys naked in a bed with mess all around. They all had prepared for any kind of weird situation inside so they would not be shocked or surprised. However, what greeted them made them stop dead in their tracks.
Inside the room, Heero and Duo were sitting on the floor, fully clothed. About twenty or so liquor bottles were scattered around on the floor. There were also some bottles of juices, soda, pops, milk and water. On the table were some containers and boxes of sugar, cream, eggs, fruits, ice-cream and many other sauces. Heero was holding a shot glass while Duo had a highball glass in one hand and a long bar spoon in the other. There were many red wine glasses, shot glasses and lowballs stood beside the boys. Next to the glassware was an ice bucket filled with ice. There were a various of shakers, corkscrews, knives, and other equipment laying on the tray placed on the floor.
The two boys froze and looked at the intruders with confused looks on their faces. The staffs were also astonished by the scene.
A few moment of uncomfortable silence filled the room. The first one who recovered from his initial shock was Duo. He asked, "Hey, what's up? Why so many people?"
The staffs and the don needed some time to absorb and process what was going on. It was completely different from what they had heard and imagined. The don finally found his voice and asked, "What are you two doing here?"
"Drinking." Heero said in a cheerful tone. "Duo is teaching me how to drink."
"You guys just... drank?" The don asked hesitatedly.
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
"Hmmm..." The don was speechless for a minute. He had prepared all kinds of lectures on violating the rules of having sex. But apparently, those two were not in any way of breaking those rules.
The three other pilots came into the room, just like the rest of the group, they was shocked by the scene because what they saw in front of them were so different from what was "supposed" to be happened here from their eavesdropping and imagination. After a moment a shocking, Quatre finally understood what was "actually" happening and asked, "Why?"
Heero looked at the blonde with a smile on his face, "I saw the guys were having fun after they drank so I asked Duo why. So here he is, showing me how to enjoy this kind of pleasure."
"Heero? Are you drunk?" Quatre noticed the unusual expression the Japanese boy had.
"No! Of course not! Duo, give me more! [1]" Heero shoke his head and shoved the shot glass to the braided boy in front of him.
"Hmm... Heero, maybe later." Duo pushed the shot glass away gently and looked up to the others. "Is there any problem?"
The don finally knew what to say, "Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, you are not supposed to drink inside the dorm. Now go throw all those junks away. I will report you to the headmaster tomorrow. Prepare yourselves before you see him." and with that, he turned around and stomped out of the room along with the other staff [2]. Now only the three boys were left at the doorway.
Trowa looked at the two apparently-drunk boys and said, "So you two only drank?"
"You don't believe us either, Tro?" Duo looked a bit hurt.
"No, I was just curious when I heard you outside..."
"Heard me outside?" Duo raised an eyebrow.
"Hmm... We just came to see if you guys okay or not. You forgot to come to our meeting." Quatre explained.
"Oh yeah! The meeting. I forgot!" Heero exclaimed and slapped his hand on his forehead.
"Then what do you think we were doing?" Duo asked.
"Well... you see... we...er..." Quatre mumbled and was as red as a tomato.
Duo examined Quatre and the other two's reactions. They were all blashing and fidgeting.
"What?"
"Hm... Nothing."
Duo sighed, "Nevermind. I won't pushing you."
"Duo, aren't you supposed to throw all those drinks away?" Trowa asked.
"Oh yeah. I forgot. What a waste, we were only half done." Duo picked up the bottle of Vodka and noted that there was half the bottle left.
"Just give me more then, Duo!" Heero handed his shot glass to Duo again.
"Okay, Hee-chan." Duo picked up the highball glass which was full, "Here, 'wet dream.'"
The other three boys choked at the word.
"What was that again, Maxwell?" Wufei asked.
"What? It's wet dream. Want some?" Duo looked innocently.
"We...wet dream?"
"Yeah, this is a cocktail mix of Gin, Apricot Brandy, Grenadine, and Lemon Juice. This one is good, ne, Hee-chan?"
"You mean all those..." Wufei tailed off.
"What?" Duo asked.
"Hmm..."
An idea came to his mind, the braided boy smirked. "Oh, I see. Those names right? Those "slow comfortable screw," "hand jobs" and stuffs like that? Those are all drink names. You thought we're having sex, didn't you?"
The other blashed as Duo's words hit home.
Duo only laughed like a maniac while Heero, who was so drunk that kept pulling his roommate's sleeve and demanding more liqour.
~tsuzuki~
[1] Usually, when a person is drunk, he/she does not admit that. He/she will just keep asking for more liquor. I know this situation well enough.
[2] Yes, no liquor is allowed in dorm, but honestly, I have no idea of what kind of punishment will be administered for I'm a good student. ^__^ Reporting to the headmaster will be a definite, though.
Azusa: Told ya, a lemon/lime in this fic!
Readers: Hey, you call that a lemon?? It is not even a lime!
Azusa: Oh c'mon, don't tell me that you didn't have a lemon scene inside your hentai mind earlier.
Readers: ......
Azusa: So it is not what you think it is, but I think it is closed enough as a yaoi lime. Don't you think so? I bet all of you thought Duo was screwing Hee-chan in Part 2 ne? ^__^;; Please tell me how you think about this fic. This is my first attempt to write a "real" yaoi fic. So, please.
Important Notice:
All those terms: "kiss on the lips", wet kisses", "hand job", "hugh penis for gay men", "blow job", "69", "big squeeze", "hot anal sex", "between the cheeks", "slow comfortable screw", "slow fuzzy screw", "hard fuck", "long, slow, comfortable screw against a cold, hard wall with a kiss", "S & M (cocktail)", "Japanese sex", "perfect screw", "violent fuck", "multiple orgasm", "sex machine", "climax", "black out", "slow comfortable, fuzzy screw", and "wet dream" are all drink names. Yep, it sounds crazy but it is true. Seriously. There is really some cocktail named something like this. For more information, check out this site: BarNone Drink Recipes [http://www.barnonedrinks.com/index/] If you happen to go to a bar, try order them!