Pleasure Principle
~ Epilogue ~
By Azusa-J
Date: April 10, 2002
Disclaimer: *grabs a Hee-chan plushie* Kawaii! Kawaii!! *puts it back down and sighs* but they are not mine... Everything in the Gundam Wing Universe is not mine.
Time setting: TWT
Warnings: Yaoi, Humor, Maybe OOC, Lemon or Lime or nothing
Feedback: Yes, definitely! Please send it to azusaj@gundamwing.net
Pairings: 2x1
Rating: R
Credit: I got the idea for this fic from Mikkeneko's "Teaching Heero." You can read it here: [http://www.fanfictiongw.homestead.com/TeachingHeero.html]
Notes: This is my first attempt to write "real" yaoi. This fic sets in a boarding school dorm. Why? Because I read so many fics about living in a dorm yet they all seemed to be wrong. I wrote this setting based on a real dorm, the dorm I am in right now. Yes, I live in a dorm so I know better than most authors. I just want to clear up some misunderstanding about the dorm. Also, this fic is pretty much based on what happened to my friend. ^_^;; PS. I've only learned English for a few years. I've tried my best on the grammar and spellings. If you find any thing bad, feel free to tell me.
Final Warning: Yaoi [Lemon] alert! Don't read if you're homophobic! (like anyone's gonna listen...) *sighs*
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~ Next morning ~
Heero and Duo just came out from the headmaster's office. Of course, they had been violated the school rules. No alcholic beverages were allowed in the school area, not to mention they were underaged too. After three whole hours of lecturing, the headmaster finally announced that the two boys were banished from the school.
Expected to see the two boys begging for forgiveness, the headmaster smirked and prepared another long lecture for them. However, once the word "banish" reached the two boys' ears, they beamed.
"So we're out of the school right?" The braided boy asked the schoolmaster.
"Huh?"
"Are we, sir?"
"...Yes."
"YAHOOO!!" Duo was literally dancing in the headmaster's office. Heero just smirked and was pleased with the "punishment."
"Hm... Are you... okay?" The headmaster asked.
"Definitely okay!! So see ya pal!" Duo waved his hand and pulled his partner out of the room joyfully.
After the door slammed shut, the headmaster was still too surprised from the boys' reactions. "Who the heck are they?" he could only mumble.
Outside the room, the two "bad" boys were greeted by their friends. The three of them were in trouble too. They were not allowed to go to another dorm at the midnight. Not to mention the way they got in. The three of them had also been lectured for almost an hour. Some penalties were administered.
Quatre who had never been in that kind of situation before was quite angry at his friends. "So what are you going to do now?" He asked in an irritated tone.
"We can go home now."
"You got banished?"
"Yup!"
"Figured." Wufei mumbled.
"So, we're going to pack our stuffs now. Wanna join us?" Duo asked.
"Hmm... Okay." Quatre thought it would be better to keep the *two* boys out of trouble. They could not asked the Japanese boy to watch over the braided baka anymore because it seemed that it was the Perfect Soldier who caused trouble last night.
"Then, Let's go. Hee-chan." Duo offered his hand to Heero. Heero had been so drunk last night that he could barely walk today. It was not something you could see every day: the Perfect Soldier was pale and walked shakily like he was having seasick. Heero was in a very bad shape, worse than most people experienced. It appeared that the Japanese boy could not take any alochol. Without any help, he would walk as if floating in low-gravity, drifting from side to side, and would collapse after several steps.
Duo chuckled when he watched his roommate's pitiful gestures. He never thought a certain Perfect Soldier could not drink. Heero noticed Duo's smirks and threatened, "Omae o korosu." But his voice was shaky and husky, a contrast to his normal cold-nasal monotone.
Duo could no longer hold his laughter. He held his stomach and burst out a rich laughter. Heero glared at him with his death glare. But he had no idea how adorable he was, glaring with a paled face and shaky legs. Now Duo was rolling on the floor, struggled to breathe through his laugh. The other three of his friends were practically the same. Quatre was giggling freely and wiping the tears on his cheeks. Trowa covered his mouth with his hands and was fighting hard to maintain his stoic mask, but failed miserably as laughter escaped his lips. Wufei was laughing so hard that he lost his balance and leaned against the wall. He was punching and scretching on the poor wall, trying to get some release for his poor stomach which hurt so badly now.
Heero could only stand there dumbfounded. Then the door to headmaster's office was opened abruptly. An enraged headmaster came out with a fly swatter in his hand and shouted, "You boys, out out!!" and swinged that swatter to the boys like they were some annoying flies.
After a few minutes and much strugglings, they finally emerged out of the building.
As they arrived to Heero and Duo's room, they saw that there was an e-mail from the doctors on Heero's laptop. The Japanese boy checked the e-mail. It was a new mission for them. All the pilots wiped out their laughters and became serious again. They read the e-mail carefully. It said that their new mission was to investigate a school that ran by OZ to train the soldiers. They had to leave this school immediately (and all of them sighed in relief when they read the line). They were going to enroll in that school as students in order to investigate. Enroll in that school? Another school!?
Now all the pilots fell down onto the floor in defeat. Not again!!
Duo suddenly laughed and everyone turned to him. How could he laugh when they were about to enroll in another school?
"Hee-chan, let's continue our pleasure principle [1] there ne?" Duo smiled to Heero.
"Nani?" the Japanese boy looked confused.
"Remember you asked me what was the don thinking when they broke in? I'll tell you and show you there."
"DUO!" The other three pilots exclaimed while Duo just smiled naughtly.
"How about it, Hee-chan?" Duo asked.
"Is it another pleasure principle?"
"Yup!"
"...Okay."
"Oh no!" The three could only imagine what would happen in the next school. They sighed, 'Another tough mission ne?'
~owari ~
[1] Pleasure Principle, which is the name for this fic, is actually the name of a Neon Genesis Evangelion's song.
Hee-chan: Why you make me looks like a weakling, Azusa?
Wufei: 'Cause you're a weakling already.
Hee-chan: Wufei! Omae o korosu!
Wufei: *snorts* Boring~!
Hee-chan: I'll get you later. Hey you, Azusa, don't try to sneak away.
Azusa: *shrugs* You know I like Hee-chan torture right? I just put you on the spot, that's all.
Hee-chan: Azusa! Omae o korosu!
Duo: Hey, Azusa, I want a sequel, with lemon, so I can get my Hee-chan's ass.
Azusa: I'll see.
Hee-chan: You two are so mean to me!!
Azusa: Maybe a sequel, but I can't promise you right now. I want to know what do you people think about this one first, which means reviews! Please tell me how you think about this fic.
Also, a huge thanks to Mikkeneko for giving me this brilliant idea and proof-reading this fic. Arigatou!!
~ Epilogue ~
By Azusa-J
Date: April 10, 2002
Disclaimer: *grabs a Hee-chan plushie* Kawaii! Kawaii!! *puts it back down and sighs* but they are not mine... Everything in the Gundam Wing Universe is not mine.
Time setting: TWT
Warnings: Yaoi, Humor, Maybe OOC, Lemon or Lime or nothing
Feedback: Yes, definitely! Please send it to azusaj@gundamwing.net
Pairings: 2x1
Rating: R
Credit: I got the idea for this fic from Mikkeneko's "Teaching Heero." You can read it here: [http://www.fanfictiongw.homestead.com/TeachingHeero.html]
Notes: This is my first attempt to write "real" yaoi. This fic sets in a boarding school dorm. Why? Because I read so many fics about living in a dorm yet they all seemed to be wrong. I wrote this setting based on a real dorm, the dorm I am in right now. Yes, I live in a dorm so I know better than most authors. I just want to clear up some misunderstanding about the dorm. Also, this fic is pretty much based on what happened to my friend. ^_^;; PS. I've only learned English for a few years. I've tried my best on the grammar and spellings. If you find any thing bad, feel free to tell me.
Final Warning: Yaoi [Lemon] alert! Don't read if you're homophobic! (like anyone's gonna listen...) *sighs*
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~ Next morning ~
Heero and Duo just came out from the headmaster's office. Of course, they had been violated the school rules. No alcholic beverages were allowed in the school area, not to mention they were underaged too. After three whole hours of lecturing, the headmaster finally announced that the two boys were banished from the school.
Expected to see the two boys begging for forgiveness, the headmaster smirked and prepared another long lecture for them. However, once the word "banish" reached the two boys' ears, they beamed.
"So we're out of the school right?" The braided boy asked the schoolmaster.
"Huh?"
"Are we, sir?"
"...Yes."
"YAHOOO!!" Duo was literally dancing in the headmaster's office. Heero just smirked and was pleased with the "punishment."
"Hm... Are you... okay?" The headmaster asked.
"Definitely okay!! So see ya pal!" Duo waved his hand and pulled his partner out of the room joyfully.
After the door slammed shut, the headmaster was still too surprised from the boys' reactions. "Who the heck are they?" he could only mumble.
Outside the room, the two "bad" boys were greeted by their friends. The three of them were in trouble too. They were not allowed to go to another dorm at the midnight. Not to mention the way they got in. The three of them had also been lectured for almost an hour. Some penalties were administered.
Quatre who had never been in that kind of situation before was quite angry at his friends. "So what are you going to do now?" He asked in an irritated tone.
"We can go home now."
"You got banished?"
"Yup!"
"Figured." Wufei mumbled.
"So, we're going to pack our stuffs now. Wanna join us?" Duo asked.
"Hmm... Okay." Quatre thought it would be better to keep the *two* boys out of trouble. They could not asked the Japanese boy to watch over the braided baka anymore because it seemed that it was the Perfect Soldier who caused trouble last night.
"Then, Let's go. Hee-chan." Duo offered his hand to Heero. Heero had been so drunk last night that he could barely walk today. It was not something you could see every day: the Perfect Soldier was pale and walked shakily like he was having seasick. Heero was in a very bad shape, worse than most people experienced. It appeared that the Japanese boy could not take any alochol. Without any help, he would walk as if floating in low-gravity, drifting from side to side, and would collapse after several steps.
Duo chuckled when he watched his roommate's pitiful gestures. He never thought a certain Perfect Soldier could not drink. Heero noticed Duo's smirks and threatened, "Omae o korosu." But his voice was shaky and husky, a contrast to his normal cold-nasal monotone.
Duo could no longer hold his laughter. He held his stomach and burst out a rich laughter. Heero glared at him with his death glare. But he had no idea how adorable he was, glaring with a paled face and shaky legs. Now Duo was rolling on the floor, struggled to breathe through his laugh. The other three of his friends were practically the same. Quatre was giggling freely and wiping the tears on his cheeks. Trowa covered his mouth with his hands and was fighting hard to maintain his stoic mask, but failed miserably as laughter escaped his lips. Wufei was laughing so hard that he lost his balance and leaned against the wall. He was punching and scretching on the poor wall, trying to get some release for his poor stomach which hurt so badly now.
Heero could only stand there dumbfounded. Then the door to headmaster's office was opened abruptly. An enraged headmaster came out with a fly swatter in his hand and shouted, "You boys, out out!!" and swinged that swatter to the boys like they were some annoying flies.
After a few minutes and much strugglings, they finally emerged out of the building.
As they arrived to Heero and Duo's room, they saw that there was an e-mail from the doctors on Heero's laptop. The Japanese boy checked the e-mail. It was a new mission for them. All the pilots wiped out their laughters and became serious again. They read the e-mail carefully. It said that their new mission was to investigate a school that ran by OZ to train the soldiers. They had to leave this school immediately (and all of them sighed in relief when they read the line). They were going to enroll in that school as students in order to investigate. Enroll in that school? Another school!?
Now all the pilots fell down onto the floor in defeat. Not again!!
Duo suddenly laughed and everyone turned to him. How could he laugh when they were about to enroll in another school?
"Hee-chan, let's continue our pleasure principle [1] there ne?" Duo smiled to Heero.
"Nani?" the Japanese boy looked confused.
"Remember you asked me what was the don thinking when they broke in? I'll tell you and show you there."
"DUO!" The other three pilots exclaimed while Duo just smiled naughtly.
"How about it, Hee-chan?" Duo asked.
"Is it another pleasure principle?"
"Yup!"
"...Okay."
"Oh no!" The three could only imagine what would happen in the next school. They sighed, 'Another tough mission ne?'
~owari ~
[1] Pleasure Principle, which is the name for this fic, is actually the name of a Neon Genesis Evangelion's song.
Hee-chan: Why you make me looks like a weakling, Azusa?
Wufei: 'Cause you're a weakling already.
Hee-chan: Wufei! Omae o korosu!
Wufei: *snorts* Boring~!
Hee-chan: I'll get you later. Hey you, Azusa, don't try to sneak away.
Azusa: *shrugs* You know I like Hee-chan torture right? I just put you on the spot, that's all.
Hee-chan: Azusa! Omae o korosu!
Duo: Hey, Azusa, I want a sequel, with lemon, so I can get my Hee-chan's ass.
Azusa: I'll see.
Hee-chan: You two are so mean to me!!
Azusa: Maybe a sequel, but I can't promise you right now. I want to know what do you people think about this one first, which means reviews! Please tell me how you think about this fic.
Also, a huge thanks to Mikkeneko for giving me this brilliant idea and proof-reading this fic. Arigatou!!