We Need an Exorcist, I Mean It!

"I don't believe this," Kelly groaned as he poured himself a scotch. "Four security guards in three days! It's impossible. We must have set some sort of record. Did you get a hold of the agency Dorothy?"

"Yeah," She took the scotch away from him and downed it herself. "They're going to send two of them for the night. I'm amazed they haven't caught on by now. They still think it's their employee's fault."

"Well at least I can relax a little tonight and get some work done," Kelly sighed. "It will be the first night in months I will feel safe to work late at the school."

"I'll help you," Dorothy sighed. "I'm way behind on my paperwork. Too many accident reports to fill out."

That evening two security guards were patrolling the hallway. "You hear the rumors about this school Joe?" One asked.

"Yeah Bill, they say it's haunted," The other said. "Do you believe that?"

"Dunno, this place isn't nearly as scary as my mother-in-law's house," Bill told him.

"What's going on over there?" Joe asked. He saw Kelly arguing with a group of strangely dressed kids. "Problem Kelly? Who are these kids?"

"Just call us Bayville's answer to ghost-busters!" Tabitha shouted. She was dressed in black.

"We have come to drive out the evil spirits!" Pietro told him. He was dressed in a Shinto priest costume.

"Us too!" Todd and Fred were dressed similarly.

"It's time we had an exorcism!" Pietro waved a wand with several white pieces of paper attached to it.

"We are not going to do an exorcism!" Kelly groaned. "At least one done by amateurs."

"But we have to do the exorcism!" Fred said. "To drive out the evil spirits!"

"I'd rather you drive yourselves home!" Kelly told them. "Which reminds me where's Alvers?"

"He took off and left us," Todd said.

"Gee I wonder why?" Kelly groaned. "Gentlemen could you escort these individuals off the premises?"

"Not before the monsters are caught and brought to justice!" Pietro and the others ran off, splitting up in several directions.

"Oh wonderful," Kelly groaned.

"Don't worry, we'll get them," Joe told him and they took off in one direction, leaving Kelly behind.

They wandered the hallways and heard a noise. They turned a corner and looked in shock as they saw two teens walk through one of the classroom doors. The problem was that the door was closed at the time.

"Are you sure he went this way?" Lance asked.

"I'm sure of it!" Kitty said. "I can't believe that little jerk stowed away on one of our dates! Let's get him!" They walked through another wall, leaving the two unseen security guards staring after them in shock.

"Okay," Joe gulped. "Maybe there is something to this haunted school rumor."

"Uh huh," Bill gulped. "Let's go this way huh?"

"Good idea," Joe said as they did an about face and went down another hallway.

"Hey Joe," Bill asked. "Ever think about going into some other business?"

"I've always dreamed of opening an ice cream store," Joe said.

"That's funny," Bill said. "I'm partial to making teddy bears myself."

"Someone's coming!" Joe and Bill hid around the corner. To their surprise it was a twelve-year-old boy.

"So this is what the high school looks like," Jamie marveled as he ran. He slid on the floor and fell on his butt, creating several copies of himself.

"Aw man," Jamie's clones helped him up. "Uh oh, someone's coming! Come on everybody!" They all took off down another hallway. Bill and Joe staggered out and watched them disappear.

"Joe tell me I didn't see what I thought I saw," Bill gulped.

"I can't tell you I saw it too!" Joe moaned. "Quick! Someone else is coming! Let's hide!" They did so.

"Go away evil spirits!" Todd walked by with incense burning. "Go away! Come again some other day!"

"Okay this one's normal," Bill grabbed Todd. "Well somewhat normal."

"Beware the spirits!" Todd waved the incense stick around.

"Oh man that reeks!" Joe gasped trying to wave the smoke away.

"We must beware the sprits are coming!" Todd shouted.

"Well lucky for you that you are going!" Bill started to drag him away. Then a loud eerie laugh echoed through the hallway. "What was that?"

Suddenly a twister made up of paper blew through the hallway, attacking the security guards. They let Todd go and ran away screaming. When they disappeared, Pietro slowed down. "Well that was fun!"

"Yeah," Todd laughed. "Hey let's see if we can torment Kelly some more with this bit!"

"You're on!" Pietro laughed.

Meanwhile the security guards ran for their lives. "Joe this place is nuts!" Bill said.

"You wanna quit this job and run up to Vermont to start our own ice cream and teddy bear store?" Joe asked.

"Good idea," Bill said and they both ran outside into their car and didn't stop until they crossed the Vermont border.