Living in My Dream World
In his dream Principal Kelly found himself back at the Bayville soccer stadium. He had the announcement mike in his hands. "And now…the Bayville Hawks!" He announced the soccer team. They ran out onto the field.
And into a huge hole in the ground.
"How did that hole get there?" Kelly gulped.
"Don't look at me!" He saw Lance throwing away a shovel behind a bush. "I didn't do it!"
"Kelly! Kelly! He's our man!" The cheerleaders ran out into the field.
"If he can't do it, no one can!" Hank McCoy ran out in his furry blue glory dressed in a cheerleader outfit complete with pom poms. "Yay Kelly!"
"AGGGH!" Kelly screamed as Hank approached him. "Stay back!"
"Why?" Hank pouted. "Don't you wanna dance with me?"
Suddenly Kelly found himself at the Sadie Hawkins Dance. "Come on!" Hank grabbed him by the hand. "Time to shake your booty!" He twirled Kelly around. "Hey everybody, let's do the Macarena!"
Before Kelly knew it there were hundreds of huge scaly red monsters doing the Macarena before him. Kelly screamed and ran outside the gym. He stopped by the bleachers to get his breath when he noticed Fred juggling the Bayville Hawk mascot, which was even more impressive considering it was on fire at the time.
"Hey look at what I can do!" Fred shouted. Suddenly a red beam shot it out of his hands. "Hey I was playing with that!"
"Tough!" Scott was dressed in a strange black uniform. "We want a turn! Everybody on the field!" He saw that all the Institute kids were dressed in black uniforms and running out onto the field.
The hawk mascot hit the gym and set it on fire. "Oh way to go goggle boy!" Fred snapped. "You destroyed the gym!"
"Well it's not like it hasn't happened before!" Kitty snapped. "Who wants to play tag?"
Kelly decided that now was a good time to leave. Suddenly Pietro ran in front of him in a blue and white costume. "Uh, uh uh," He wagged his finger. "Now just where do you think you're going? Tag! You're it!" He ran around and around him so fast it created a twister. Kelly flew up and around into the air helplessly.
"Auntie Em!" Todd flew around. "Auntie Em! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!" He looked down. "Okay who swiped my shoes? Now how am I gonna get home?"
Suddenly a blue demon with wings and a tail flew by. "Blue Monkey Taxi at your service," He spoke in a very familiar German accent.
"Well it's about time you showed up!" Todd snapped.
"Hey traffic was murder. What do you want with me?" The demon pouted.
"I can't believe I'm saying this but take me with you!" Kelly cried out.
"Sorry pal, mutants only," Todd shrugged as they flew away.
"No!" Kelly screamed. "Don't leave me here! Help me!"
As he flew around in the twister he saw someone else go by. It was Charles Xavier, the headmaster at the Xavier institute. He was laughing wildly as he flew along in his wheelchair. Kelly did a double take. Then he saw that Xavier was now wearing a purple sorcerer's uniform and riding a broomstick. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" Xavier laughed. "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!"
"I don't have a dog!" Kelly shouted.
"Oh," Xavier looked a bit surprised. "Oh well I'll just get you anyway!" He flew towards him.
Suddenly Kelly fell downwards. Then he stopped a few inches before he hit the ground. He was floating in mid-air. Xavier and his students surrounded them.
"Please, please!" Kelly cried. "Leave me alone! Just leave me alone!"
"Like what do we do with him?" Kitty asked.
"I dunno," Jean shrugged. "Teach him how to do tricks?"
"We can make a nice conversation piece out of him," Rogue said. "He'd look great in the study."
"Look just let me go please!" Kelly shouted.
"Oh we can't do that," Xavier gave him an evil look. "You'll tell."
"No! No! I won't tell! I promise! Just please let me go!" Kelly shouted.
"You heard the man," Xavier said as a huge hole opened underneath Kelly. "Let's let him go."
"No!" Kelly shouted as he fell into the hole. "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
The next thing Kelly knew he had fallen off his desk and hit the floor with a whump! "Ow…" Kelly moaned. "My head…"