Back To Reality, Unfortunately.
The next day, Kelly finally finished straightening the office after the previous night's activities. Guilt weighted heavily on his mind. "I can't believe I did that!" He moaned. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid…Okay. Think. I gotta think. I just gotta deal with this in a calm rational manner like an adult!"
"Principal Kelly are you in here?" Dorothy asked as she opened the door. Kelly dove under the desk.
"Meester Kellee is not here now," Kelly said in a Spanish accent. "I am Rico Suave the janitor…"
"Edward get up off the floor," Dorothy closed the door behind her. "We need to talk."
"I was afraid you'd say that," Kelly gulped as he stood up.
"Look," Dorothy started. "I'm not saying last night wasn't…interesting but um.."
"Look I never really did that before!" Kelly spurted out. "Made a pass and…well."
"Obviously," Dorothy said. She recovered. "I mean it's obvious you're too much of a gentleman to do that."
"Yeah well…look I never intended to," Kelly stammered.
"Hey its okay," Dorothy held her hands up. "It was just one of those things that happened. Look I know your life is…complicated enough without…last night getting in the way. So why don't we just pretend it never happened and just go back to the way things were?"
"Well if that's what you want…" Kelly looked a little down.
"Well I'm not saying you're not nice or anything," Dorothy consoled him. "But considering the circumstances. I mean we are in a school and you are my boss."
"Yeah, yeah you're right I was way out of line," Kelly apologized.
"Well it wasn't exactly 100% your fault if I recall," Dorothy told him. "Let's just forget the whole thing and be professionals again."
"Good idea," Kelly nodded. "Strictly professional."
"By the way can I have my bra back?" She asked.
"Oh yeah," He took it out of his desk and sheepishly handed it to her. "Oh by the way did you call the security…"
"They already sent someone this morning," She told him.
"Well that's good," Kelly sighed and followed her outside his office. "Okay now everything is back to normal."
Just then a beefy security guard ran down the hall screaming. "DEMON! DEMON IN THE BATHROOM! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! I DIDN'T THINK THOSE THINGS WERE REAL! MOMMY I DON'T WANNA BE A SECURITY GUARD ANY MORE! I WANNA JOIN THE BALLET!"
"Unfortunately," Kelly moaned putting his head in his hands.
