Anybody Have Any Good News?

After throwing Sneaksby out, Kelly decided to check up on the frogs in the corridors. They were no longer in the halls. They were now in the library. "WHAT ARE YOU MANIACS DOING NOW?" Kelly screamed.

"Shhh!" Pietro shushed him. "Be quiet! This is a library!"

"I can see that this is a library! Frogs do not belong in the library!" Kelly snapped.

"That's not a very nice thing to say," Fred said. "Did you ever think that maybe frogs like to read too!"

"Yeah maybe frogs are smarter than you think!" Pietro told him. "It could be attitudes like yours that are keeping them from reaching their full potential!"

"You don't want to deny them an education do you?" Todd sniffed.

"That's it!" Kelly jumped up and down screaming. "DETENTION, DETENTION, DETENTION! GET THESE THINGS OUT OF THE LIBRARY!"

"Get the frogs out of the halls, get the frogs out of the library," Lance snapped. "Make up your mind will ya?"

"AGGGH!" Kelly ran out of the library and stormed into his office. He looked around and went back outside to the front. "Dorothy where's my scotch?"

"You drank it all last night. Let me guess, the Brotherhood?" Dorothy asked.

"Oh yeah," Kelly moaned. "Nine am and it's already a bleak day at Bayville High!"

"Well here's some good news," Dorothy looked at the mail. "Apparently Bayville tested in the highest percentage on the statewide scholarly tests."

"Whoopee," Kelly moaned.

"Well that's good isn't it?" Dorothy asked.

"Only to politicians and parents without a clue," Kelly snapped. "Those tests mean nothing in the real world! Even most colleges don't really consider them anymore. It's more about if you can afford to go to college these days! All those tests are really good for is to either back up a politician or say he's doing a good job or to bring him down. It's a political tool to distract the public pure and simple. Have you looked at those tests? Half of the questions on it have nothing to do with what's being taught at school. A lot of those questions are purposely there to make sure the students fail. There are questions there that even the teachers can't answer! Heck I don't even understand half of them!"

"Can I quote you on that?" Sneaksby popped up behind him.

"How did you get back here?" Kelly screamed, chasing him all around the office and out of the school.