Chapter 6

Meanwhile, back on the pink planet, Shika and Ina lead Kirk and Spock to two bedrooms, in which they made love. Kirk and Spock heard the sound coming from their communicators on the floor, underneath the pile of clothes, but they ignored it and continued with the lovemaking.

Back on the bridge, Scott was feeling disgusted at the way Kirk and Spock were acting.

"I dunno what else I can try," Scott said as he put his head down in his hands.

Uhura turned around in her chair. "Maybe they aren't answering because they're hurt. Mabye you should beam down some people to go check."

"Excellent idea, Miss Uhura!" Scott exclaimed. "Just who would go?"

"I could go," Uhura volunteered. "Mr. Sulu had a bad experience, I'm not sure he would want to go."

"Damn straight," Sulu murmured.

"Actually, I'd need Sulu to come with me. I need someone who has been there to help me along," Uhura said.

"All right, I'll come with you," Sulu gave in. "But you have to pretend to be my wife."

"Mr. Sulu! Wouldn't it look strange? You and I, husband and wife?" Uhura exclaimed, taking notice of the differences between Sulu and herself.

"We can pull it off," Sulu grinned. "Mr. Scott, beam us down."