Ultimate Wrestling- The WWF
Warning: We do not own any wrestlers in this story. We do, however, own the storylines we come up with.
Note From Author: Not that the Champions are all set, there will be less matches on the card. This is the official episode of Smackdown, and Chris will have the second Raw is War up soon. Hope everyone enjoys it. Rate the shows 1-5 in a review.
Champions Before The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle Women's- Lita
IC- Edge Euro- Rikishi
Tag- The Dudleys Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- X-PAC Commish- Mick Foley
Announcers: Zack Hinspeter and Chris Haney.
Official Card of Zack's Smackdown
Brock Lesnar (c.) vs. Crash Holly- Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T
Lita (c.) vs. Jazz- Women's Title
Triple H vs. Stone Cold vs. The Rock- #1 Contender for Backlash
Zack: Hello everybody and welcome to the new Smackdown. I'm Zack Hinspeter and this is my partner Chris Haney. It is unknown what we will see in the main event tonight. Mick Foley has not yet gave us word on what he's got in store for us.
Chris: That's right Zack. We hope to find out soon, but until then, we will have to settle with some other great matches. One of the confirmed matches is the defending of the Women's Title. The ever so lovely Lita will defend the title against the so-called "she-man", Jazz.
Zack: Remind me to go to sleep when that thing comes out here.
("The Game" plays across the arena. He steps out onto the stage wearing his "Screw the rules" shirt, and has a microphone in hand. He stands on the edge of the ring and does his water spitting thing, then enters the ring an speaks.)
Triple H: Monday night, we saw the return of a pompous jackass on Raw. Vince McMahon walked out to the ring and made the biggest mistake of his life. He broke the rules of The Game. Vince came out to the fans and told them that all my hard work, and all of my pride was for nothing. That's right. Vince McMahon stripped me of my World Wrestling Federation Title. There's only one little thing Vince forgot. He may be the 100% owner of the WWF, but you still don't mess with The Game. I may not have won the WWF Title on Raw, but tonight I will get my shot at getting it back. I'm not going to fight Kurt Angle tonight, but after I pedigreed the immortal Hulk Hogan, I'm pretty damn sure I should be the Number 1 Contender at Backla-.
(The glass shatters and Stone Cold walks to the ring. He gets a microphone and begins to speak.)
Stone Cold: What? What? You think you should be the #1 Contender? What? If you want to see Triple H go to Backlash and fight Kurt Angle for the WWF Title, give me a hell yeah.
Crowd: (Silence)
Stone Cold: There you have it Triple H. The fans don't want to see you go to Backlash. If you want to see Stone Cold go to Backlash to fight Kurt Angle for the WWF Title, give me a hell yeah.
Crowd: Hell Yeah!
Stone Cold: What? The fans want to see Stone Cold go to Backlash. You know it, I know it, and every damn person in this building knows it. Stone Cold is going to walk into Backlash in two and half weeks. I'm going to look into the eyes of Kurt Angle, kick him in the stomach, put his head right here, and Bam! stunner. Not only am I going to stun him, but also I'm going to put some stink on it. That lazy son of a bitch won't know what hit him. I promise I'm going to kick your ass right here tonight, though. I don't like you. I don't' want to like you, and I'm not going to like you. Stone Cold isn't going to stop kicking ass around here until the WWF Title is draped over my arm. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said-.
(The Rock's music hits and he steps onto the stage.)
The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, and whoa. The Rock has kept his mouth shut for way to long. Do you expect The Rock to sit backstage and let you jabronis claim to be the #1 Contender? Hellll No! The Rock was sitting backstage and decided that it's time that you two monkeys face the truth. The fact of the matter is that The Rock was the man Kurt Angle pinned. 6-man match with the WWF Title on the line. The Rock, Kurt Angle, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, Hulk Hogan, and Triple H all stepped into the ring at fought their asses off. It was a great night until Kurt Angle crawled on top of The Great One. Earl Hebner's hand fell to the mat, not once, not twice, but three times. The Rock was terrified. How could a milk drinking trashbag like Kurt Angle win the WWF Title? He used his three I's, that's what he did. The Rock knows the three I's, but The Rock could care less about the three I's. Kurt Angle can take his three I's, shine 'em up, and stick them straight up his red, white, AND blue candy ass. If you smelllllllll what The Rock cooking.
(The Rock's music hits and he starts to leave. Out of the curtain comes Mick Foley with a microphone.)
Mick: Rock, I'm going to make this quick, and I'm going to make this good. You are the people's champion, but you are not the WWF Champion. If all three of you want to be the #1 Contender, then the #1 Contenderhship is what you are going to get. Tonight we will see The Rock, Stone Cold, and Triple H battle it out in front of the millions and millions of fans to see who will go on to Backlash to face Kurt Angle. Thank you, and have a nice day.
(Mick leaves.)
Commercial
Match 1: Brock Lesnar (c.) vs. Crash Holly- Hardcore Title
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship. Making his way to the ring, the challenger, Crash Holly.
(Crash enters the ring.)
Zack: I'm completely ready for the main event tonight, Chris. Mick Foley just announced that Stone Cold, Triple H, and The Rock would fight for the right to go to Backlash to face Kurt Angle.
Chris: That is going to be a great match, but this match right now has to be good. We saw Brock Lesnar tear apart Spike Dudley on Raw in the 5-man fight for the Hardcore Title. There's no telling what he'll do to Crash.
"And now introducing the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Brock Lesnar.
(Crash already has some weapons in the ring for the fight. He hits Brock with a stop sign, and then follows it with a trashcan lid. Brock doesn't feel the pain and begins to destroy Crash. He hits Crash with the pipe that holds up a handicap sign and knocks him out. He does the triple powerbomb to Crash and gets the fall. He continues the beating after the match and busts three kendo sticks over Crash's back. Spike comes running out to the ring, but Brock destroys him. He does the thing where he lifts Spike up and drops him down and then leaves.)
"Here is your winner, Brock Lesnar."
Zack: That is horrifying.
Chris: He's got to be the most Hardcore person I've ever seen.
Zack: When we come back, we will see Rob Van Dam take on Booker T.
Commercial
(The camera is backstage. Vince enters Mick Foley's office and waits to speak.)
Vince: Hello Mick. I know you want to make an impact as commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation, but I think what you've done is crazy. You took the three biggest stars in the business and told them to fight for the #1 Contender spot. What were you thinking?
Mick: It was fair Vince. I'm trying to be like you by doing things in the interest of fairness.
Vince: That's not fair. You're putting Kurt against someone who you and I both know he won't be able to beat. Why couldn't you just name someone like Hulk Hogan the #1 Contender?
Mick: He didn't ask for it. What are you going to do now?
Vince: I don't know. Wait a minute. I just got the best plan. I'll see you later Mick.
(Vince leaves.)
Match 2: Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T
"The following match is for one fall. First entering the ring, Rob Van Dam"
(Rob gets in the ring.)
Zack: What's Vince up to Chris?
Chris: I don't know, but I don't like it. We've seen Vince do some nasty things when he doesn't like something, and he doesn't like tonight's main event.
"And now making his way to the ring, Booker T."
(Booker T controls Rob until he hits a spinning heel kick. He then dominates with a few slaps to the chest and eventually hits a rolling thunder. Booker fights back with a boot to the face of Rob. Booker attempts the spin-a-roonie, but RVD breaks it up with a baseball slide to the head of Booker T. He goes to the top rope and hits a five star frog splash for the victory.)
"Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam."
Chris: RVD just pulled out a victory against Booker T. It's about time the spin-a-roonie comes back to bite Booker T in the ass.
Zack: Coming up next, Booker T's identical twin brother, Jazz, will try to win the Women's Title.
Commercial
(The camera is backstage with Coach and Steven Richards.)
Coach: Steve, why did you back out of your match on Monday night?
Steven: That's fairly simple Coach. After what Chris Benoit said and did to me, I started to think, and I realized that Chris Benoit and the Intercontinental Title are not of my caliber. I need something better like the World Wrestling Federation Title. Vince said he had a plan, and I know what the plan is. Vince McMahon is going to name me the undisputed #1 Contender for the WWF Title on the grounds of me being nice enough to give my Intercontinental Title shot to someone else.
(Richards walks away as Coach grows a look on weird look on his face.)
Coach: (Under his breath.) He's crazy.
Match 3: Lita (c.) vs. Jazz- Women's Title
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Title. First entering the ring, the challenger, Jazz."
(Jazz walks over to Zack and Chris and points at Zack. He is wearing a helmet with a facemask to protect himself. She then gets in the ring.)
Zack: Stupid man.
Chris: You are strange.
"Now making her way to the ring, the champion, Lita."
(Jazz kicks Lita's ass the whole match. Around the end, Lita manages to get a hurricanrana, but Jazz comes back with a DDT. She does a fisherman suplex, but Lita kicks out after two. She gets up and fights Jazz to the turnbuckle. She takes her up and does a superplex. Lita then goes for a moonsault and hits it. Matt runs to the ring and does a twist of fate to Lita. Jazz is disqualified and gets mad. She then DDTs Matt and walks to the announce table. Zack stands up and backs away, but Jazz uses her manly legs to kick Zack in the balls. He falls to the ground in pain as Jazz leaves the ring.)
"Here is your winner and still Women's Champion, Lita."
Chris: That had to hurt. Are you ok?
Zack: Ohhhhh.
Chris: Lita must have did something really wrong in order to make Matt this mad. We'll be right back with the main event.
Commercial
(The camera is in Matt's locker room. Jeff storms in and starts yelling at Matt.)
Jeff: What do you think you're doing out there? Lita's our friend.
Matt: More like YOUR friend. I saw the tape of you two making out at the park. You're lucky I don't get extreme on you right now.
Jeff: That wasn't me on that tape. I found it and told Lita she needs to tell you.
Matt: If it's not you then who is it?
Jeff: I don't know. It's just not me. I'll talk to Lita. In the mean time, calm down.
Match 4: Triple H vs. Stone Cold vs. The Rock- #1 Contender for the World Wrestling Federation Title
(Vince McMahon's music hits.)
"Now making his way to the ring, he is the 100% owner of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon."
Zack: Oh great. He doesn't need to be out here. We're about to find out who the #1 Contender will be.
Chris: This is our boss you're talking about. He's Vince McMahon and can do whatever he damn well pleases. Besides, Steven Richards already told us that he has been named #1 Contender.
Zack: Shut up.
Vince: Ladies and gentleman, I know that you are all looking forward to this next match, but I have an announcement to make. Since I am the 100% owner of the World Wrestling Federation, it is my choice of who the #1 Contender is. Mick Foley can't change my pick, and neither can anyone else. So in the interest of fairness, I have made myself a special referee for this match. And allow me to introduce to you, my helper, Kurt Angle.
(Kurt's music plays and he enters the ring. He starts to speak, but is cut off by Stone Cold's music. Kurt leaves the ring.)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will determine the #1 Contender for the WWF Title. First introducing, Stone Cold Steve Austin."
Zack: This is absolutely crazy. Vince gets to pick the #1 Contender. He knows that Kurt Angle can't beat these guys so he is going to screw it up.
Chris: Why do you have to doubt your boss? Kurt's out here to make sure Vince makes the right call.
Zack: No he's not. He's out here to tell Vince who he wants to face.
(Triple H enters the ring to his music and then The Rock enters to a standing ovation.)
Chris: Vince is going to make sure the best man wins and that's all there is to it Zack.
(Triple H and Austin team up on The Rock, but it takes little time for them to turn on each other. Austin does a Lou Thesz press to Triple H, and The Rock Irish whips Austin. The Rock does a spine buster to Austin. He then fights off Triple H with a DDT. Austin flies through the air and hits The Rock with an elbow. Triple H does a manhattan drop to Austin. Triple H uses ropes for leverage, but Kurt slaps on the ankle lock. Triple H taps out, and Vince acts as if Stone Cold made him tap.)
Vince: Here is your winner, and #1 Contender for the WWF Title, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Zack: That's cheating. Kurt made Triple H tap not Austin.
(The Rock gets to his feet and attacks Austin. Kurt gets in the ring and Olympic slams The Rock and then Austin. Triple H chases Vince out of the ring and through the crowd. He finally catches up to him and pedigrees him on the concrete floor. Inside the ring Kurt Angle is dancing around with the WWF Title.)
Zack: This has been a controversial Smackdown. Stone Cold is the #1 Contender thanks to Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon, and Triple H is one pissed off son of a bitch.
Chris: It's not as bad as it looks. Austin would have won anyway. Triple H tried using the ropes. Be sure to tune into Raw. Good night everybody.
Champions After The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle Women's- Lita
IC- Edge Euro- Rikishi
Tag- The Dudleys Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- X-PAC Commish- Mick Foley
Rate this show from 1-5, 5 being the best. Thanks to all from your official Smackdown writer, Zack.
Warning: We do not own any wrestlers in this story. We do, however, own the storylines we come up with.
Note From Author: Not that the Champions are all set, there will be less matches on the card. This is the official episode of Smackdown, and Chris will have the second Raw is War up soon. Hope everyone enjoys it. Rate the shows 1-5 in a review.
Champions Before The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle Women's- Lita
IC- Edge Euro- Rikishi
Tag- The Dudleys Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- X-PAC Commish- Mick Foley
Announcers: Zack Hinspeter and Chris Haney.
Official Card of Zack's Smackdown
Brock Lesnar (c.) vs. Crash Holly- Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T
Lita (c.) vs. Jazz- Women's Title
Triple H vs. Stone Cold vs. The Rock- #1 Contender for Backlash
Zack: Hello everybody and welcome to the new Smackdown. I'm Zack Hinspeter and this is my partner Chris Haney. It is unknown what we will see in the main event tonight. Mick Foley has not yet gave us word on what he's got in store for us.
Chris: That's right Zack. We hope to find out soon, but until then, we will have to settle with some other great matches. One of the confirmed matches is the defending of the Women's Title. The ever so lovely Lita will defend the title against the so-called "she-man", Jazz.
Zack: Remind me to go to sleep when that thing comes out here.
("The Game" plays across the arena. He steps out onto the stage wearing his "Screw the rules" shirt, and has a microphone in hand. He stands on the edge of the ring and does his water spitting thing, then enters the ring an speaks.)
Triple H: Monday night, we saw the return of a pompous jackass on Raw. Vince McMahon walked out to the ring and made the biggest mistake of his life. He broke the rules of The Game. Vince came out to the fans and told them that all my hard work, and all of my pride was for nothing. That's right. Vince McMahon stripped me of my World Wrestling Federation Title. There's only one little thing Vince forgot. He may be the 100% owner of the WWF, but you still don't mess with The Game. I may not have won the WWF Title on Raw, but tonight I will get my shot at getting it back. I'm not going to fight Kurt Angle tonight, but after I pedigreed the immortal Hulk Hogan, I'm pretty damn sure I should be the Number 1 Contender at Backla-.
(The glass shatters and Stone Cold walks to the ring. He gets a microphone and begins to speak.)
Stone Cold: What? What? You think you should be the #1 Contender? What? If you want to see Triple H go to Backlash and fight Kurt Angle for the WWF Title, give me a hell yeah.
Crowd: (Silence)
Stone Cold: There you have it Triple H. The fans don't want to see you go to Backlash. If you want to see Stone Cold go to Backlash to fight Kurt Angle for the WWF Title, give me a hell yeah.
Crowd: Hell Yeah!
Stone Cold: What? The fans want to see Stone Cold go to Backlash. You know it, I know it, and every damn person in this building knows it. Stone Cold is going to walk into Backlash in two and half weeks. I'm going to look into the eyes of Kurt Angle, kick him in the stomach, put his head right here, and Bam! stunner. Not only am I going to stun him, but also I'm going to put some stink on it. That lazy son of a bitch won't know what hit him. I promise I'm going to kick your ass right here tonight, though. I don't like you. I don't' want to like you, and I'm not going to like you. Stone Cold isn't going to stop kicking ass around here until the WWF Title is draped over my arm. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said-.
(The Rock's music hits and he steps onto the stage.)
The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, and whoa. The Rock has kept his mouth shut for way to long. Do you expect The Rock to sit backstage and let you jabronis claim to be the #1 Contender? Hellll No! The Rock was sitting backstage and decided that it's time that you two monkeys face the truth. The fact of the matter is that The Rock was the man Kurt Angle pinned. 6-man match with the WWF Title on the line. The Rock, Kurt Angle, Stone Cold, Chris Jericho, Hulk Hogan, and Triple H all stepped into the ring at fought their asses off. It was a great night until Kurt Angle crawled on top of The Great One. Earl Hebner's hand fell to the mat, not once, not twice, but three times. The Rock was terrified. How could a milk drinking trashbag like Kurt Angle win the WWF Title? He used his three I's, that's what he did. The Rock knows the three I's, but The Rock could care less about the three I's. Kurt Angle can take his three I's, shine 'em up, and stick them straight up his red, white, AND blue candy ass. If you smelllllllll what The Rock cooking.
(The Rock's music hits and he starts to leave. Out of the curtain comes Mick Foley with a microphone.)
Mick: Rock, I'm going to make this quick, and I'm going to make this good. You are the people's champion, but you are not the WWF Champion. If all three of you want to be the #1 Contender, then the #1 Contenderhship is what you are going to get. Tonight we will see The Rock, Stone Cold, and Triple H battle it out in front of the millions and millions of fans to see who will go on to Backlash to face Kurt Angle. Thank you, and have a nice day.
(Mick leaves.)
Commercial
Match 1: Brock Lesnar (c.) vs. Crash Holly- Hardcore Title
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship. Making his way to the ring, the challenger, Crash Holly.
(Crash enters the ring.)
Zack: I'm completely ready for the main event tonight, Chris. Mick Foley just announced that Stone Cold, Triple H, and The Rock would fight for the right to go to Backlash to face Kurt Angle.
Chris: That is going to be a great match, but this match right now has to be good. We saw Brock Lesnar tear apart Spike Dudley on Raw in the 5-man fight for the Hardcore Title. There's no telling what he'll do to Crash.
"And now introducing the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion, Brock Lesnar.
(Crash already has some weapons in the ring for the fight. He hits Brock with a stop sign, and then follows it with a trashcan lid. Brock doesn't feel the pain and begins to destroy Crash. He hits Crash with the pipe that holds up a handicap sign and knocks him out. He does the triple powerbomb to Crash and gets the fall. He continues the beating after the match and busts three kendo sticks over Crash's back. Spike comes running out to the ring, but Brock destroys him. He does the thing where he lifts Spike up and drops him down and then leaves.)
"Here is your winner, Brock Lesnar."
Zack: That is horrifying.
Chris: He's got to be the most Hardcore person I've ever seen.
Zack: When we come back, we will see Rob Van Dam take on Booker T.
Commercial
(The camera is backstage. Vince enters Mick Foley's office and waits to speak.)
Vince: Hello Mick. I know you want to make an impact as commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation, but I think what you've done is crazy. You took the three biggest stars in the business and told them to fight for the #1 Contender spot. What were you thinking?
Mick: It was fair Vince. I'm trying to be like you by doing things in the interest of fairness.
Vince: That's not fair. You're putting Kurt against someone who you and I both know he won't be able to beat. Why couldn't you just name someone like Hulk Hogan the #1 Contender?
Mick: He didn't ask for it. What are you going to do now?
Vince: I don't know. Wait a minute. I just got the best plan. I'll see you later Mick.
(Vince leaves.)
Match 2: Rob Van Dam vs. Booker T
"The following match is for one fall. First entering the ring, Rob Van Dam"
(Rob gets in the ring.)
Zack: What's Vince up to Chris?
Chris: I don't know, but I don't like it. We've seen Vince do some nasty things when he doesn't like something, and he doesn't like tonight's main event.
"And now making his way to the ring, Booker T."
(Booker T controls Rob until he hits a spinning heel kick. He then dominates with a few slaps to the chest and eventually hits a rolling thunder. Booker fights back with a boot to the face of Rob. Booker attempts the spin-a-roonie, but RVD breaks it up with a baseball slide to the head of Booker T. He goes to the top rope and hits a five star frog splash for the victory.)
"Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam."
Chris: RVD just pulled out a victory against Booker T. It's about time the spin-a-roonie comes back to bite Booker T in the ass.
Zack: Coming up next, Booker T's identical twin brother, Jazz, will try to win the Women's Title.
Commercial
(The camera is backstage with Coach and Steven Richards.)
Coach: Steve, why did you back out of your match on Monday night?
Steven: That's fairly simple Coach. After what Chris Benoit said and did to me, I started to think, and I realized that Chris Benoit and the Intercontinental Title are not of my caliber. I need something better like the World Wrestling Federation Title. Vince said he had a plan, and I know what the plan is. Vince McMahon is going to name me the undisputed #1 Contender for the WWF Title on the grounds of me being nice enough to give my Intercontinental Title shot to someone else.
(Richards walks away as Coach grows a look on weird look on his face.)
Coach: (Under his breath.) He's crazy.
Match 3: Lita (c.) vs. Jazz- Women's Title
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Title. First entering the ring, the challenger, Jazz."
(Jazz walks over to Zack and Chris and points at Zack. He is wearing a helmet with a facemask to protect himself. She then gets in the ring.)
Zack: Stupid man.
Chris: You are strange.
"Now making her way to the ring, the champion, Lita."
(Jazz kicks Lita's ass the whole match. Around the end, Lita manages to get a hurricanrana, but Jazz comes back with a DDT. She does a fisherman suplex, but Lita kicks out after two. She gets up and fights Jazz to the turnbuckle. She takes her up and does a superplex. Lita then goes for a moonsault and hits it. Matt runs to the ring and does a twist of fate to Lita. Jazz is disqualified and gets mad. She then DDTs Matt and walks to the announce table. Zack stands up and backs away, but Jazz uses her manly legs to kick Zack in the balls. He falls to the ground in pain as Jazz leaves the ring.)
"Here is your winner and still Women's Champion, Lita."
Chris: That had to hurt. Are you ok?
Zack: Ohhhhh.
Chris: Lita must have did something really wrong in order to make Matt this mad. We'll be right back with the main event.
Commercial
(The camera is in Matt's locker room. Jeff storms in and starts yelling at Matt.)
Jeff: What do you think you're doing out there? Lita's our friend.
Matt: More like YOUR friend. I saw the tape of you two making out at the park. You're lucky I don't get extreme on you right now.
Jeff: That wasn't me on that tape. I found it and told Lita she needs to tell you.
Matt: If it's not you then who is it?
Jeff: I don't know. It's just not me. I'll talk to Lita. In the mean time, calm down.
Match 4: Triple H vs. Stone Cold vs. The Rock- #1 Contender for the World Wrestling Federation Title
(Vince McMahon's music hits.)
"Now making his way to the ring, he is the 100% owner of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon."
Zack: Oh great. He doesn't need to be out here. We're about to find out who the #1 Contender will be.
Chris: This is our boss you're talking about. He's Vince McMahon and can do whatever he damn well pleases. Besides, Steven Richards already told us that he has been named #1 Contender.
Zack: Shut up.
Vince: Ladies and gentleman, I know that you are all looking forward to this next match, but I have an announcement to make. Since I am the 100% owner of the World Wrestling Federation, it is my choice of who the #1 Contender is. Mick Foley can't change my pick, and neither can anyone else. So in the interest of fairness, I have made myself a special referee for this match. And allow me to introduce to you, my helper, Kurt Angle.
(Kurt's music plays and he enters the ring. He starts to speak, but is cut off by Stone Cold's music. Kurt leaves the ring.)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will determine the #1 Contender for the WWF Title. First introducing, Stone Cold Steve Austin."
Zack: This is absolutely crazy. Vince gets to pick the #1 Contender. He knows that Kurt Angle can't beat these guys so he is going to screw it up.
Chris: Why do you have to doubt your boss? Kurt's out here to make sure Vince makes the right call.
Zack: No he's not. He's out here to tell Vince who he wants to face.
(Triple H enters the ring to his music and then The Rock enters to a standing ovation.)
Chris: Vince is going to make sure the best man wins and that's all there is to it Zack.
(Triple H and Austin team up on The Rock, but it takes little time for them to turn on each other. Austin does a Lou Thesz press to Triple H, and The Rock Irish whips Austin. The Rock does a spine buster to Austin. He then fights off Triple H with a DDT. Austin flies through the air and hits The Rock with an elbow. Triple H does a manhattan drop to Austin. Triple H uses ropes for leverage, but Kurt slaps on the ankle lock. Triple H taps out, and Vince acts as if Stone Cold made him tap.)
Vince: Here is your winner, and #1 Contender for the WWF Title, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Zack: That's cheating. Kurt made Triple H tap not Austin.
(The Rock gets to his feet and attacks Austin. Kurt gets in the ring and Olympic slams The Rock and then Austin. Triple H chases Vince out of the ring and through the crowd. He finally catches up to him and pedigrees him on the concrete floor. Inside the ring Kurt Angle is dancing around with the WWF Title.)
Zack: This has been a controversial Smackdown. Stone Cold is the #1 Contender thanks to Kurt Angle and Vince McMahon, and Triple H is one pissed off son of a bitch.
Chris: It's not as bad as it looks. Austin would have won anyway. Triple H tried using the ropes. Be sure to tune into Raw. Good night everybody.
Champions After The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle Women's- Lita
IC- Edge Euro- Rikishi
Tag- The Dudleys Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- X-PAC Commish- Mick Foley
Rate this show from 1-5, 5 being the best. Thanks to all from your official Smackdown writer, Zack.