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Note from Author: I started this, but my disk wouldn't open it. I'll try to remember what went on. I'm simulating results so I can get it up.
Champions Before the Show
WWF- Kurt Angle
IC- Edge
Euro- Rikishi
Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- Matt Hardy
Tag- The Dudleys
Women's- Lita
Zack's Smackdown Card
Matt Hardy © vs. Scotty 2 Hotty- Light Heavyweight Title
Crash Holly vs. Goldust
Lita © vs. Molly Holly- Women's Title
Edge © vs. Eddie Guerrero- Intercontinental Title
The Rock vs. Stone Cold © vs. Triple H- #1 Contender- Special Referee Mick Foley
Commentators: Chris Haney and Zack Hinspeter
(A video is shown of Jeff and Matt Hardy from earlier in the day.)
Matt: Sorry I got mad at you. I should have listened to you. The guy looked exactly like you.
Jeff: It's ok Matt. We're back and we're going to get revenge on Lita.
(The show starts.)
Zack: Welcome to Smackdown. We have a great main event tonight. Mick Foley has scheduled a rematch for the #1 Contender spot and it will be another great one.
Chris: Jazz won't be here tonight. Vince told her she would not face Zack at Backlash, and also advised her to stay home.
Zack: Thank God. I can't stand looking at that homely thing.
(Kurt Angle enters the ring.)
Kurt: I can't believe what Mick Foley is doing to me. I should be facing Stone Cold at Backlash. Mick just wants me to be humiliated by that crazy freak, Triple H. I'm not going to stand for it. As the WWF Champion, I demand that the triple threat match be cancelled tonight. I refuse to fight anyone but Stone Cold. Come on Mick. Come cancel the match.
(Kurt waits for Mick, but is met by the music of The Rock.)
Kurt: I said I wanted Mick Fol-.
Rock: It doesn't matter what you said. The Rock also wants the match to be cancelled. It should be Stone Cold vs. The Rock here on The Rock Show. Triple H tapped his way into a loss, but The Rock was not involved in the outcome. The Rock shouldn't have to go through Triple H to take the #1 Contender spot from Austin. The Rock says he should only have to face one jabroni, and that jabroni is Stone Cold Steve Austin. After The Rock gets through Austin, he will go to Backlash and whip your red, white, blue, yellow, and whatever other damn color you are, ass. If you smell what The Rock is cooking!
(The Rock's music starts to play, but Kurt stops it.)
Kurt: You can't beat me Rock. You're not even going to face me. I'm going to face Austin, and I'm going to make sure of it. I'm the WWF Champion. I should get to pick my opponent, and there is no way in hell that it will be you. It's true, it's damn true.
(Kurt turns around and is met by a Stone Cold Stunner from Austin, who ran through the crowd. He stares down The Rock and then leaves the same way he came.)
Chris: I can't wait to see The Rock become #1 Contender. Austin only won because of Kurt Angle.
Zack: Who cares? A win is a win. We'll be right back.
Commercial
(Triple H is with Michael Cole.)
Michael Cole: We just heard from The Rock and Kurt Angle. What is your feeling about tonight?
Triple H: The Rock and Kurt Angle are pansies. If it weren't for Kurt, I'd be facing him at Backlash. If he comes to the ring tonight I will kick his ass. The Rock doesn't deserve to go to Backlash, or be in this match. I'm going to win tonight, because I am The Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD! Screw the rules.
(Triple H leaves.)
Match 1: Matt Hardy © vs. Scotty 2 Hotty- Light Heavyweight Title
"The following match is for the Light Heavyweight Title. First introducing, Matt Hardy."
Zack: This will be a very fast match. Matt and Jeff have come together, so hopefully we will see a clean fight.
Chris: The most highflying tag team in the business is back, and the fans should love it. I know I do. I hate seeing these two broken up.
"Now entering the ring, Scotty 2 Hotty."
(Matt gets mean with Scotty. Scotty hits the worm, but Jeff does a swanton to Matt and causes a disqualification. Jeff grabs a microphone and speaks.)
Jeff: How do you like that Matt? New flash, Lita is mine. She never trusted you. I'm surprised it took you this long to find out that she was cheating on you. You can kiss my ass. The Hardy brothers are through, and by the way, I just got extreme on you.
(Jeff leaves.)
Zack: I thought they made up earlier. This is terrifying. It's worse than looking at Jazz's face. Ugh that's hideous.
Chris: You better watch what you say. She isn't here tonight, but she will be back. Coming up next we will see Goldust take on Crash.
Commercial
Match 2: Goldust vs. Crash Holly
(Crash enters the ring.)
Zack: In just ten days, Matt Hardy will take on his ex-girlfriend Lita. That will be an amazing match, but what about this. Crash has been dying to get into a WWF ring and finally will against Goldust.
Chris: I don't like Crash's chances. He's not as great as he tries to be. Plus his Elroy Jetson looks scare me.
(Goldust enters the ring. Goldust beats Crash with a curtain call. After the match, Brock Lesnar storms the ring and DDTs Goldust. He does a shooting star press to Crash, and then a triple powerbomb to Goldust. The Big Show hits him with a chokeslam and goes for the fall, but Brock kicks out after a one count. Show does another chokeslam and gets a two count, but Rhyno breaks it up. He gores The Big Show and walks off with Brock.)
Zack: The two biggest monsters in the WWF have teamed up! These guys are going to reek havoc.
Chris: I don't like the looks of this. Rhyno and Brock are crazy, and there is no telling what they can do together.
(Mick Foley approaches Jeff Hardy backstage.)
Mick: Good job with what you did to your brother. You really showed great strength. I think I'm going to let you show the strength on Raw. You will fight your brother for the Light Heavyweight Title.
Jeff: You are smart Mick. I had my doubts, but you really do know what you're doing.
Mick: I wasn't finished. I hate to leave Scotty mad after you screwed him with that disqualification, so I've made the match a triple threat.
Jeff: I can handle that.
Mick: I'm still not done. It will be a ladder match. Have a nice day.
Commercial
Match 3: Lita © vs. Molly Holly- Women's Title
(Lita enters the ring.)
Chris: I guess I'll have to talk for Zack. He seems speechless.
Zack: Puppies!
Chris: I said speechless.
(Molly Holly enters the ring.)
Chris: Damn it Zack. I don't want to commentate alone. The only thing that could snap you out of this trance is Jazz.
Zack: JAZZ? WHERE? HIDE ME QUICK!
Chris: Oh hell. Let's get on with the match.
(Molly Holly wins after a Molly-Go-Round. Jazz runs out and does a fisherman suplex to Molly and then stomps on her. Zack runs into the crowd before Jazz can see him.)
Chris: I hope to get my partner back. Jazz just showed up after being told to stay home. We'll return in a moment.
Commercial
(Vince enters Mick's office.)
Vince: What the hell do you think you are doing? Kurt Angle has given you the chance to cancel the match, but you are still sitting here in your ridiculous referee shirt. I'm giving you one last chance to keep your job. Cancel the match or else. I'm Vince McMahon damn it.
Mick: I don't care it your Bill Gates. I'm not canceling the match for any reason. Triple H got screwed and you know it. It's time for some justice to be made. Goodbye.
Match 4: Edge © vs. Eddie Guerrero- Intercontinental Title
Zack: I thought you said Jazz wasn't going to be here. That's twice that you've been wrong.
Chris: It was an honest mistake.
Zack: She's as scary as WCW's ratings.
(Edge enters the ring.)
Chris: You're a chicken. Edge is the greatest IC Champion ever and is not going to lose his title here.
Zack: No, Eddie Guerrero rocks and is the king of the frog splash. Edge is screwed.
Chris: Edge is going to give Eddie some Edgeucation.
Zack: Eddie!
Chris: Edge!
Zack: Eddie!
Chris: Edge!
(Eddie who has entered the ring tells them to shut up and finish the story.)
Chris & Zack: EDGE!
(Edge wins after a spear and edgecution.)
Chris: I told you so.
Zack: Did not.
Chris: Did too.
Zack: Did not.
Chris: Did too.
(Edge smacks both men and leaves with his belt.)
(A cameraman approaches Stone Cold in the back.)
Stone Cold: Go look for Vince McMahon and make sure he stays away from the ring.
(The cameraman looks for a while and the show breaks.)
Commercial
(The show comes back and the cameraman still hasn't found Vince.)
Match 5: Triple H vs. Stone Cold © vs. The Rock- #1 Contender- Mick Foley is Special Referee
(Mick Foley enters the ring.)
Zack: This match is a bunch of crap. Austin won and deserves to go to Backlash.
Chris: Kurt helped him.
(Austin enters the ring.)
Zack: Kurt helped, but Austin would have won anyway.
(Triple H enters the ring and fights with Austin.)
Chris: Kurt made Triple H tap. There was never an end to the match.
Zack: Kurt was simply removing Triple H's foot from the rope so that he could win the match fairly.
(The Rock enters the ring.)
Chris: Kurt cheated and that's all that matters.
(Triple H eliminates Rock from the match for a while. Austin gives Hunter some right hands, but Rock gets into it. Austin stuns The Rock and Rock flies over the top rope and hits his head on the stairs. Triple H pedigrees Austin, but Kurt is distracting Mick Foley. Vince comes out from under the ring and pedigrees Triple H. Vince returns to beneath the ring and Austin puts his arm onto Triple H. Mick Foley gives Austin the victory thanks to the hellasious Vince McMahon.)
Zack: See, Austin won again. Stone Cold is going to Backlash.
Chris: Vince helped him again. What will Triple H have to say on Raw? This has been another controversial Smackdown. Goodnight.
Champions After The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle
IC- Edge
Euro- Rikishi
Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
Women's- Molly Holly
LHW- Matt Hardy
Tag- The Dudleys
Note from Author: Rate our show's from 1-5. Chris (Rocky3188) will have Raw up soon. Thanks. ZLH86
Note from Author: I started this, but my disk wouldn't open it. I'll try to remember what went on. I'm simulating results so I can get it up.
Champions Before the Show
WWF- Kurt Angle
IC- Edge
Euro- Rikishi
Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
LHW- Matt Hardy
Tag- The Dudleys
Women's- Lita
Zack's Smackdown Card
Matt Hardy © vs. Scotty 2 Hotty- Light Heavyweight Title
Crash Holly vs. Goldust
Lita © vs. Molly Holly- Women's Title
Edge © vs. Eddie Guerrero- Intercontinental Title
The Rock vs. Stone Cold © vs. Triple H- #1 Contender- Special Referee Mick Foley
Commentators: Chris Haney and Zack Hinspeter
(A video is shown of Jeff and Matt Hardy from earlier in the day.)
Matt: Sorry I got mad at you. I should have listened to you. The guy looked exactly like you.
Jeff: It's ok Matt. We're back and we're going to get revenge on Lita.
(The show starts.)
Zack: Welcome to Smackdown. We have a great main event tonight. Mick Foley has scheduled a rematch for the #1 Contender spot and it will be another great one.
Chris: Jazz won't be here tonight. Vince told her she would not face Zack at Backlash, and also advised her to stay home.
Zack: Thank God. I can't stand looking at that homely thing.
(Kurt Angle enters the ring.)
Kurt: I can't believe what Mick Foley is doing to me. I should be facing Stone Cold at Backlash. Mick just wants me to be humiliated by that crazy freak, Triple H. I'm not going to stand for it. As the WWF Champion, I demand that the triple threat match be cancelled tonight. I refuse to fight anyone but Stone Cold. Come on Mick. Come cancel the match.
(Kurt waits for Mick, but is met by the music of The Rock.)
Kurt: I said I wanted Mick Fol-.
Rock: It doesn't matter what you said. The Rock also wants the match to be cancelled. It should be Stone Cold vs. The Rock here on The Rock Show. Triple H tapped his way into a loss, but The Rock was not involved in the outcome. The Rock shouldn't have to go through Triple H to take the #1 Contender spot from Austin. The Rock says he should only have to face one jabroni, and that jabroni is Stone Cold Steve Austin. After The Rock gets through Austin, he will go to Backlash and whip your red, white, blue, yellow, and whatever other damn color you are, ass. If you smell what The Rock is cooking!
(The Rock's music starts to play, but Kurt stops it.)
Kurt: You can't beat me Rock. You're not even going to face me. I'm going to face Austin, and I'm going to make sure of it. I'm the WWF Champion. I should get to pick my opponent, and there is no way in hell that it will be you. It's true, it's damn true.
(Kurt turns around and is met by a Stone Cold Stunner from Austin, who ran through the crowd. He stares down The Rock and then leaves the same way he came.)
Chris: I can't wait to see The Rock become #1 Contender. Austin only won because of Kurt Angle.
Zack: Who cares? A win is a win. We'll be right back.
Commercial
(Triple H is with Michael Cole.)
Michael Cole: We just heard from The Rock and Kurt Angle. What is your feeling about tonight?
Triple H: The Rock and Kurt Angle are pansies. If it weren't for Kurt, I'd be facing him at Backlash. If he comes to the ring tonight I will kick his ass. The Rock doesn't deserve to go to Backlash, or be in this match. I'm going to win tonight, because I am The Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD! Screw the rules.
(Triple H leaves.)
Match 1: Matt Hardy © vs. Scotty 2 Hotty- Light Heavyweight Title
"The following match is for the Light Heavyweight Title. First introducing, Matt Hardy."
Zack: This will be a very fast match. Matt and Jeff have come together, so hopefully we will see a clean fight.
Chris: The most highflying tag team in the business is back, and the fans should love it. I know I do. I hate seeing these two broken up.
"Now entering the ring, Scotty 2 Hotty."
(Matt gets mean with Scotty. Scotty hits the worm, but Jeff does a swanton to Matt and causes a disqualification. Jeff grabs a microphone and speaks.)
Jeff: How do you like that Matt? New flash, Lita is mine. She never trusted you. I'm surprised it took you this long to find out that she was cheating on you. You can kiss my ass. The Hardy brothers are through, and by the way, I just got extreme on you.
(Jeff leaves.)
Zack: I thought they made up earlier. This is terrifying. It's worse than looking at Jazz's face. Ugh that's hideous.
Chris: You better watch what you say. She isn't here tonight, but she will be back. Coming up next we will see Goldust take on Crash.
Commercial
Match 2: Goldust vs. Crash Holly
(Crash enters the ring.)
Zack: In just ten days, Matt Hardy will take on his ex-girlfriend Lita. That will be an amazing match, but what about this. Crash has been dying to get into a WWF ring and finally will against Goldust.
Chris: I don't like Crash's chances. He's not as great as he tries to be. Plus his Elroy Jetson looks scare me.
(Goldust enters the ring. Goldust beats Crash with a curtain call. After the match, Brock Lesnar storms the ring and DDTs Goldust. He does a shooting star press to Crash, and then a triple powerbomb to Goldust. The Big Show hits him with a chokeslam and goes for the fall, but Brock kicks out after a one count. Show does another chokeslam and gets a two count, but Rhyno breaks it up. He gores The Big Show and walks off with Brock.)
Zack: The two biggest monsters in the WWF have teamed up! These guys are going to reek havoc.
Chris: I don't like the looks of this. Rhyno and Brock are crazy, and there is no telling what they can do together.
(Mick Foley approaches Jeff Hardy backstage.)
Mick: Good job with what you did to your brother. You really showed great strength. I think I'm going to let you show the strength on Raw. You will fight your brother for the Light Heavyweight Title.
Jeff: You are smart Mick. I had my doubts, but you really do know what you're doing.
Mick: I wasn't finished. I hate to leave Scotty mad after you screwed him with that disqualification, so I've made the match a triple threat.
Jeff: I can handle that.
Mick: I'm still not done. It will be a ladder match. Have a nice day.
Commercial
Match 3: Lita © vs. Molly Holly- Women's Title
(Lita enters the ring.)
Chris: I guess I'll have to talk for Zack. He seems speechless.
Zack: Puppies!
Chris: I said speechless.
(Molly Holly enters the ring.)
Chris: Damn it Zack. I don't want to commentate alone. The only thing that could snap you out of this trance is Jazz.
Zack: JAZZ? WHERE? HIDE ME QUICK!
Chris: Oh hell. Let's get on with the match.
(Molly Holly wins after a Molly-Go-Round. Jazz runs out and does a fisherman suplex to Molly and then stomps on her. Zack runs into the crowd before Jazz can see him.)
Chris: I hope to get my partner back. Jazz just showed up after being told to stay home. We'll return in a moment.
Commercial
(Vince enters Mick's office.)
Vince: What the hell do you think you are doing? Kurt Angle has given you the chance to cancel the match, but you are still sitting here in your ridiculous referee shirt. I'm giving you one last chance to keep your job. Cancel the match or else. I'm Vince McMahon damn it.
Mick: I don't care it your Bill Gates. I'm not canceling the match for any reason. Triple H got screwed and you know it. It's time for some justice to be made. Goodbye.
Match 4: Edge © vs. Eddie Guerrero- Intercontinental Title
Zack: I thought you said Jazz wasn't going to be here. That's twice that you've been wrong.
Chris: It was an honest mistake.
Zack: She's as scary as WCW's ratings.
(Edge enters the ring.)
Chris: You're a chicken. Edge is the greatest IC Champion ever and is not going to lose his title here.
Zack: No, Eddie Guerrero rocks and is the king of the frog splash. Edge is screwed.
Chris: Edge is going to give Eddie some Edgeucation.
Zack: Eddie!
Chris: Edge!
Zack: Eddie!
Chris: Edge!
(Eddie who has entered the ring tells them to shut up and finish the story.)
Chris & Zack: EDGE!
(Edge wins after a spear and edgecution.)
Chris: I told you so.
Zack: Did not.
Chris: Did too.
Zack: Did not.
Chris: Did too.
(Edge smacks both men and leaves with his belt.)
(A cameraman approaches Stone Cold in the back.)
Stone Cold: Go look for Vince McMahon and make sure he stays away from the ring.
(The cameraman looks for a while and the show breaks.)
Commercial
(The show comes back and the cameraman still hasn't found Vince.)
Match 5: Triple H vs. Stone Cold © vs. The Rock- #1 Contender- Mick Foley is Special Referee
(Mick Foley enters the ring.)
Zack: This match is a bunch of crap. Austin won and deserves to go to Backlash.
Chris: Kurt helped him.
(Austin enters the ring.)
Zack: Kurt helped, but Austin would have won anyway.
(Triple H enters the ring and fights with Austin.)
Chris: Kurt made Triple H tap. There was never an end to the match.
Zack: Kurt was simply removing Triple H's foot from the rope so that he could win the match fairly.
(The Rock enters the ring.)
Chris: Kurt cheated and that's all that matters.
(Triple H eliminates Rock from the match for a while. Austin gives Hunter some right hands, but Rock gets into it. Austin stuns The Rock and Rock flies over the top rope and hits his head on the stairs. Triple H pedigrees Austin, but Kurt is distracting Mick Foley. Vince comes out from under the ring and pedigrees Triple H. Vince returns to beneath the ring and Austin puts his arm onto Triple H. Mick Foley gives Austin the victory thanks to the hellasious Vince McMahon.)
Zack: See, Austin won again. Stone Cold is going to Backlash.
Chris: Vince helped him again. What will Triple H have to say on Raw? This has been another controversial Smackdown. Goodnight.
Champions After The Show
WWF- Kurt Angle
IC- Edge
Euro- Rikishi
Hardcore- Brock Lesnar
Women's- Molly Holly
LHW- Matt Hardy
Tag- The Dudleys
Note from Author: Rate our show's from 1-5. Chris (Rocky3188) will have Raw up soon. Thanks. ZLH86