What Happened to My Life?

"What happened to my life?" Kelly moaned. He was sitting on the floor in his office. "I'm not really a bad guy. All I wanted was to run a school and make a difference in people's lives. Is that so wrong?" He looked at Todd. "Is it?"

"No," Todd shook his head. "Bubba here doesn't think it's wrong either." He held up a frog.

"I am sitting on the floor in my office after being arrested and coming back to find my school in chaos," Kelly moaned. "An office filled with frogs all named by a student who's insane. What happened to my life?"

"Would you like some cake?" Todd held up a piece of cake on a plate.

"No."

"It would make you feel better."

"I seriously doubt it."

"Bubba says it would make you feel better."

"Tell Bubba to go jump in the lake!" Kelly looked at him. "Are you telling me you can communicate with frogs."

"I'm working on it," Todd sniffed.

Kelly looked at him long and hard. "Has anyone told you that you're completely nuts?"

"Oh yes," Todd nodded.

"Good," Kelly held his head. "Of course going to this school is it any wonder? Ever since the first day I arrived it's been one thing after another. Earthquakes, monsters, slime, fires, the gym getting trashed…"

"Don't forget the shot put."

"HOW CAN I FORGET THE STUPID SHOT PUT?" Kelly snapped. "Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you."

"You hurt my feelings," Todd sniffed. He held up a frog. "You hurt Bubba's feelings too."

"Well I'm sorry Bubba…WHAT am I doing apologizing to a frog?" He yelled. "Get these things out of my office now!"

"But we wanna help and make everything all better," Todd looked at him.

"You wanna make it all better?" Kelly stood up. "Get out of my sight! That will make it better! I know what's going on! You just want to drive me crazy so I'll be crazy like all the other nuts in this school! Well I have information for you. I am not crazy. I will not go crazy. This school is not gonna take me down without a fight!" He got up and opened the door to his office. "YOU HEAR ME BAYVILLE? I'M NOT LICKED YET!"

"Uh Mr. Kelly maybe you should go and lie down or something?" Todd blinked.

"Oh no," Kelly shook his head. "I am not licked yet! I am going to find a way to salvage my career! All I need to do is think of a way and I will be fine!" He laughed hysterically.

"Boy Bubba our principal is a real nut isn't he?" Todd asked. The frog croaked in agreement.