Chapter 11

Meanwhile, on the pink planet, Uhura and Sulu were walking out of the castle. They walked down a path, admiring the flowers, trees, and fruit, and Aiwa suddenly appeared in front of their eyes.

"Mr. Sulu. I don't care if you are married. I want you," Aiwa said as she moved towards Sulu. "Even if you don't want me."

"I don't want you, Aiwa!" Sulu was outraged. "You are a nasty little whore who tries to make love to every man she sees. I suppose if Uhura was a man you'd be after her!! If some of our other crewmen were here, you'd be trying to seduce them!!! Am I right??"

"You are wrong. I am for one man, and one man only," Aiwa said. "You."

Aiwa got closer and closer to Sulu, until they were on eye level. As she started to gaze into his eyes, he shut them, assuming it would work. As he had his eyes closed, Uhura got her phaser out and aimed it towards Aiwa.

"I will shoot if you don't leave Mr. Sulu alone!" Uhura warned.

Sulu opened his eyes. "Uhura, please do something!"

Uhura set her phaser to stun and shot Aiwa.

"Thank you, Miss Uhura," Sulu said as he gave his "pretend wife" a hug and then got his communicator out and said. "Beam us up, Scotty."