Another Sub Bites The Dust

The next day seemed like any other school day. Well any other school day at Bayville High. Kurt and Evan had first period chemistry. They like the rest of the class were waiting for the new chemistry teacher to arrive. "I heard a lot of parents got really freaked last night," Evan told Kurt.

"Ya," Kurt nodded. "I heard that Karen Blake's parents transferred her out this morning. She's going to visit her grandmother in Florida for the next week while her parents get settled on where they are going to live."

"Man some people are so lucky," Evan groaned. "She gets to spend a week near Disneyland while we suffer in school!"

"This isn't funny Evan," Kurt hissed. "The more weird stuff that happens and the more people panic…well you know. We have to be careful!"

"Oh yeah," Evan's face fell. "I didn't think about that."

"Good Morning students!" Principal Kelly walked in with a clean shaven young man with glasses. "This is Mr. Percy, your new chemistry teacher."

"Hello there!" Mr. Percy smiled. "I am glad to start my teaching career at…aah…ahhh ACHOOOO!"

"What's wrong?" Kelly gulped as Mr. Percy began to sneeze violently.

"My…Achoo! Allergies!" Mr. Percy sneezed. "I have these…ACHOO! Terrible attacks whenever…whenever…ACHOOO!" He kept sneezing more violently.

"Here!" Kurt got up and handed him a tissue. For some reason Mr. Percy began to sneeze even more violently. "Um…are you okay?"

"ACHOOO!" Mr. Percy sneezed. "I don't understand it! The only thing I'm allergic to is fur! But there is no fur here! Unless one of the students is wearing a fur coat or something?

"Or something," Kurt sank back into his seat. He blanched as the sub kept sneezing so violently that blood was starting to come out of his nose.

Kelly nearly fainted himself. "Somebody take him to the nurse!" He shouted. "Mr. Wagner! You do it! I'll stay and watch the class!"

"B…But," Kurt stammered as he hesitantly got up.

"Go!" Kelly nearly shoved him towards the door. Mr. Percy's sneezing could be heard all through the hallway. Kelly held his head as he heard several students start singing that all too familiar song.

Sitting in class goofing around, the place was really packed. The only seats open were with the weirdoes in the back! There's paper all over the place and candy all over the floor. That poor sub never had a chance as soon as he walked through the door!

Hey now, look around! Another sub bites the dust! Hey now, look around! Another sub bites the dust! And another one's gone! And another one's gone! Another sub bites the dust! Hey another class with nothing to do! Another sub bites the dust!

If you can't figure out which song this is a parody of (Another one Bites the Dust) whose lyric's I don't own, please run to your local music store and listen to 5 hours of oldies as penance! Then listen to Weird Al's parody: Another One Rides the Bus!