FlashBlade: I surprised myself. I actually put up another chapter. I hope
you people are enjoying this. And it's got Nny in it. Like I said. And now
I've got a reason for the R rating, other than the language. Well, enjoy.
Disclaimer: Read the first chapter for the disclaimer.
Zim's New Problem: Chapter 2
Zim was flying to his space station and he was pissed. The reason being was that he just got kicked off of the earth by a human, A HUMAN! It just made him so upset that an Irkin invader could be treated in such a way, but he would get his revenge. I still have my space station he thought, it has all he needs to make a device to help him get his revenge at the human. After he takes care of her, it's Dib next and then the earth will be his. He laughs insanely at the idea as he zooms towards his space station.
Meanwhile, on Earth:
"God, it is just so good to be back home, isn't it Jaz."
"You got that right Croyis, but what are you gonna do about the damage Zim did with his base?"
"A clean-up crew, what else? Now come on Jaz, we're gonna visit a friend."
"As long as it's anybody but Nny."
"Well to bad Jaz, cause that's who we're gonna visit. Now come on," she says as she grabs Jaz and heads off towards the underground tunnels of her base. There are tunnels that lead to places all over the city and she enters the one that leads to Nny's basement.
"Hello, anybody home?" she says as she exits the tunnel. Almost immediately, she hears screams coming from one of the nearby rooms.
"Sounds like he's busy."
"All the more reason for us to get out of here now Croyis."
"We're not leaving just because you don't like him, ya big baby."
Croyis and Jaz leave the room they were in and start trying to find Nny. It wasn't an easy task because of the size of Nny's "basement." Zim's underground base was smaller by far, but they had the ever more frequent screams to give them a general idea as the where Nny was. After following the screams for a few minuets, they found Nny in the process of hacking up a few assholes.
"Hey Nny, how are ya doing?"
Nny get up quickly with his knives out; ready to attack this sudden intruder, but as soon as he sees who it is, he calm down and puts the knives away.
"Oh, it's just you Croyis, what have you and Jaz been up to."
"Not much Nny. We just got back to Earth after being away for 5 years."
"Has it really been 5 years Croyis? It doesn't seem like it's been all that long."
"I know. So Nny, what's with this shit you're busy with at the moment?"
"He called me wacky looking," Nny says as he chops off another section of the guys body.
"AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"You deserved that buddy. It's just not a smart thing to call Nny here names."
"Um, I hate to ruin your fun Croyis, but I think we should really be leaving now."
"If you're bothered that much Jaz, you can go back to the base and supervise the clean-up and repair. I'm gonna stay here for awhile."
"Fine, see ya later," Jaz says as he speeds off towards the tunnel leading back to Croyis' base.
"God, he is such a little wimp about you Nny. So, what other bozos do you have here?"
"Go ahead and have a look around C. I want to finish up with this loser."
Croyis then starts walking around the room, looking at Nny's many victims. The room was essentially a big storeroom, where many of Nny's victims were kept until Nny kills them. They all look alike in some way. The guys look like jocks or similarly stupid while the women have on too much makeup, trying to look beautiful when it's obvious they're not. All of the sudden, one of the guys says something.
"What are you looking at you freak!?"
"You best not have been talking to me," Croyis says as she looks up at the idiot.
"Yea I was talking to you freak, what of it?"
"That it! You're dead!" Croyis says as she pulls out 2 rather large knives of her own.
Croyis leaps up and cuts the rope that keeps the guy hanging on the ceiling and watches as the guy falls a good 10 feet before crashing on the ground. Because his body, except for his head, is wrapped like a mummy, he can't move. Croyis is almost immediately upon him with knives slashing. She leaps from one side of the guy to another, slashing all the time while blood is gushing up from the various arteries she has cut. After 20 minuets she is done, standing over the little bits and chunks of the guy, covered in blood. There isn't anything left of the guy, just a bloody mess on the floor.
It's quiet in the room all of the sudden, everybody has been watching Croyis basically annihilate the guy, even Nny, who is more than a little impresses with what Croyis has done.
"Anybody else got any names for me?" Croyis says as she puts away her knives.
Disclaimer: Read the first chapter for the disclaimer.
Zim's New Problem: Chapter 2
Zim was flying to his space station and he was pissed. The reason being was that he just got kicked off of the earth by a human, A HUMAN! It just made him so upset that an Irkin invader could be treated in such a way, but he would get his revenge. I still have my space station he thought, it has all he needs to make a device to help him get his revenge at the human. After he takes care of her, it's Dib next and then the earth will be his. He laughs insanely at the idea as he zooms towards his space station.
Meanwhile, on Earth:
"God, it is just so good to be back home, isn't it Jaz."
"You got that right Croyis, but what are you gonna do about the damage Zim did with his base?"
"A clean-up crew, what else? Now come on Jaz, we're gonna visit a friend."
"As long as it's anybody but Nny."
"Well to bad Jaz, cause that's who we're gonna visit. Now come on," she says as she grabs Jaz and heads off towards the underground tunnels of her base. There are tunnels that lead to places all over the city and she enters the one that leads to Nny's basement.
"Hello, anybody home?" she says as she exits the tunnel. Almost immediately, she hears screams coming from one of the nearby rooms.
"Sounds like he's busy."
"All the more reason for us to get out of here now Croyis."
"We're not leaving just because you don't like him, ya big baby."
Croyis and Jaz leave the room they were in and start trying to find Nny. It wasn't an easy task because of the size of Nny's "basement." Zim's underground base was smaller by far, but they had the ever more frequent screams to give them a general idea as the where Nny was. After following the screams for a few minuets, they found Nny in the process of hacking up a few assholes.
"Hey Nny, how are ya doing?"
Nny get up quickly with his knives out; ready to attack this sudden intruder, but as soon as he sees who it is, he calm down and puts the knives away.
"Oh, it's just you Croyis, what have you and Jaz been up to."
"Not much Nny. We just got back to Earth after being away for 5 years."
"Has it really been 5 years Croyis? It doesn't seem like it's been all that long."
"I know. So Nny, what's with this shit you're busy with at the moment?"
"He called me wacky looking," Nny says as he chops off another section of the guys body.
"AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
"You deserved that buddy. It's just not a smart thing to call Nny here names."
"Um, I hate to ruin your fun Croyis, but I think we should really be leaving now."
"If you're bothered that much Jaz, you can go back to the base and supervise the clean-up and repair. I'm gonna stay here for awhile."
"Fine, see ya later," Jaz says as he speeds off towards the tunnel leading back to Croyis' base.
"God, he is such a little wimp about you Nny. So, what other bozos do you have here?"
"Go ahead and have a look around C. I want to finish up with this loser."
Croyis then starts walking around the room, looking at Nny's many victims. The room was essentially a big storeroom, where many of Nny's victims were kept until Nny kills them. They all look alike in some way. The guys look like jocks or similarly stupid while the women have on too much makeup, trying to look beautiful when it's obvious they're not. All of the sudden, one of the guys says something.
"What are you looking at you freak!?"
"You best not have been talking to me," Croyis says as she looks up at the idiot.
"Yea I was talking to you freak, what of it?"
"That it! You're dead!" Croyis says as she pulls out 2 rather large knives of her own.
Croyis leaps up and cuts the rope that keeps the guy hanging on the ceiling and watches as the guy falls a good 10 feet before crashing on the ground. Because his body, except for his head, is wrapped like a mummy, he can't move. Croyis is almost immediately upon him with knives slashing. She leaps from one side of the guy to another, slashing all the time while blood is gushing up from the various arteries she has cut. After 20 minuets she is done, standing over the little bits and chunks of the guy, covered in blood. There isn't anything left of the guy, just a bloody mess on the floor.
It's quiet in the room all of the sudden, everybody has been watching Croyis basically annihilate the guy, even Nny, who is more than a little impresses with what Croyis has done.
"Anybody else got any names for me?" Croyis says as she puts away her knives.