Okay I got inspired by this Rockwell song from the 80's called "Somebody's Watching me." It's weird, but I thought this fit Kelly so well, considering…
Somebody's Watching Me…I Think.
Kelly was wandering the empty halls. He was feeling very nervous. "Not another sub! He didn't even last two minutes! This place is insane! Something really weird is going on here! I've got to find out what's going on or I'm going to lose my mind! Why do I have this feeling that I'm being watched? That there's some conspiracy going on that I don't know about?"
I'm just an average man. With an average life!
I work real hard. Hey heck, I'm really nice.
I'm in an average town, live in an average home.
So why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight zone?
I always feel like somebody's watching me!
And I have no privacy!
I always feel like somebody's watching me!
Tell me is it just a dream?
Why is it everything around here goes wrong?
Something's hiding around here that doesn't belong!
Those nuts from the Institute I try to avoid,
Is Xavier really strange or am I just paranoid?
I'm afraid to work late, in case a monster's there!
Every time I turn around I get an awful scare!
People say I'm a little crazy, maybe a little touched!
Because I've been hanging with these psychos too much!
I always feel like somebody's watching me!
It's complete insanity!
I always feel like somebody's watching me!
Who's playing tricks on me?
I don't know if I can take any more!
Is McCoy watching me? The students watching me?
I don't feel save any more! I'm in mess!
What's gonna happen I can only guess!
I always feel like somebody's watching me!
Who's playing tricks on me?
Risty has an evil grin as she's watching Kelly walk down the hall. "I am going to enjoy this."