This chapter is up due to popular demand! The full version of the song!

Yet Another Sub Bites the Dust

"This is an awful day!" Kelly groaned. "I didn't even get any cake!"

"AGGHH!" A sub ran out covered in foam. "THAT'S IT I QUIT!"

"What happened?" He asked.

"Someone sprayed me with shaving cream in the teacher's bathroom," She sobbed. "But I couldn't see what it was! That's it! I quit being a teacher! From now on I'm gonna go work with prisoners! Mass murderers are more well behaved than these lunatics!" She stormed out.

Kelly groaned as he heard the students in the halls singing again.

Sitting in class goofing around, the place was really packed! The only seats open were with the weirdoes in the back! There's paper all over the place and candy all over the floor. That poor sub never had a chance as soon as he walked through the door!

Hey now, look around! Another sub bites the dust! Hey now look around! Another sub bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone, another sub bites the dust! Hey another class with nothing to do! Another sub bites the dust!

Some kids are playing the radio; others are playing with a bottle cap! The sub doesn't care what we do as long as we don't disturb his nap! People are playing hackysack and all the pencils are gone! I wonder how long it'll be before someone realizes a party's going on!

Another sub bites the dust! Another sub bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone! Another sub bites the dust! Hey! Another class with nothing to do! Another sub bites the dust!

There's a kid dancing on the desk and acting like a clown. The principal can't help cause he's hiding in a closet having a nervous breakdown! We're gonna goof off and relax, we're not gonna listen to this jerk! Come on did you really think we'd actually do any work?

Another sub bites the dust! Another sub bites the dust! And another one's gone, and another one's gone! Hey! Another class with nothing to do! Another sub bites the dust!

"I am really beginning to hate that song," Kelly groaned.