When we last left Goku, he was going to the grocery store…
"Hey lady, you work here, right?" Goku asked to one of the uniformed people.
"Hai, do you need something?" she replied.
"I'm looking for something called a Hamentashin," said Goku.
"Ah, you need the Jewish holiday section. Aisle four."
"Arigatou!" Goku said as he walked off. "Hmm, Hamentashin, Hamentashin... Well, this isn't Hamentashin, but it looks good! Latke Mix***, I wonder what latkes are." Goku added the mix to the cart as he continued to look for the jelly-filled cookie. "I wonder if we'll need this bread...Shabbat*** Cha-llah****," he read from the label. "Oh well, might as well put it in the cart," Goku said with a shrug of his shoulders. "Ooh, what are these things? Matzah balls****? Mmm, sounds good. Might as well take this Charoset**** too."
The cart was begining to fill up with Jewish foods. "Ooh, look at the little tops! I'll bring home a few of these spinny thingys with weird letters too!" In went the dreidels****. "Wine seems to be popular for this religion." Wine goes in the cart. "I think I've got almost enough, maybe one or two more things...But I still can't find the Hamentashin. I wonder if this thing is for Chanukkah," Goku said while picking up a package of Kougul****. "Ah! Here are the Hamentashin. I think we're ready now. Oh, wait, here's some apples and honey, guess we need them too." The saiya-jin took all of his foods into the checkout line, paid, and teleported home.
"Did you get all the foods honey?" asked Chi-chi.
"Um, well I did get food!" Goku replied.
"Uh oh..." said Puar. "Who knows what we'll be eating!"
"Goku! I need your help! Bulma says that Judaisim for Bakas said that we need to dance around with these big heavy things called Toooreees or something! And let me tell ya, these things ain't light!" called Krillin.
"That's Torahs****!" yelled Bulma.
"Sure I'll help Krillin. Where are they?" said Goku.
"In the kitchen."
"Okay." While Goku went off to help Bulma Chi-chi decided to start cooking all of the food her husband bought. Videl had her nose in Judaisim for Bakas (Bulma had bought several copies) and was trying to figure out the Hora****.
"Cross you left foot over you right, then step sideways..." Videl moved, then fell over. "Oy vey!" #18 was trying to teach Bra, Goten, Trunks, and Marron how to play dreidel. Problem is, the kids were so strong that when the spin the dreidel it acted like a drill and drilled through the ground.
"Oops..."
Kamesammin was looking up how to say "Hey pretty lady, wanna go on a date with me?" in Hebrew. "Aht lo al-yad shelie tachat,[A/N: that is the real Hebrew!]" he said to Oolong. "Did I get it right?"
"Ummm... you said 'you are next to my butt."
Yamucha tried to learn the blessings over various things, such as the Torah, the Shabbat candles, the Seder*** plate, and the wine. Gohan read up on every holiday, but with all the reading he had done he got some mixed up. "It says here we fast for a whole day to-"
"FAST? AS IN NOT EAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" came a horrified voice.
"Oh wait, false alarm, that's Yom Kippur****..."
"Phew!"
"We read from something called a Megillah****, and we celebrate some lady named Ester****. We plant trees****. We eat blintzes. We sleep in a hut for eight nights and shake tree branches and lemons****," read Gohan while yawning. He looked at his watch. "Yikes! It's already one in the morning!"
"Maybe we should call it a day," said #18. "If I spin one more dreidel tonight I'm gonna scream."
"You're all welcome to spend the night at Capsule Corp," said Bulma. "We have plenty of space, and I love company. Is that ok with you Veggie-chan?" Vegeta only grunted in response.
"I take that as a hai. Gohan, you can share a room with Goten. Two doors down that right hallway over there."
"Bulma-san, can I stay wit Trunks?"
"Sure! Gohan, you get a room all to yourself then!"
"Tight!"
"Marron, you can stay in Bra's room with her, I'm sure she won't mind." The two girls raced to Bra's room, giggling.
"Chi-chi, Goku, y'all can stay in a room one door down from Gohan. Videl, you can stay in a room across from Gohan."
"The walls are very thin, so we can hear EVERYTHING that goes on in Gohan's room. You better stay put, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?" yelled Chi-chi to Videl.
"H-h-hai Chi-chi!"
"Good!"
"Gomen," whispered Gohan.
"Krillin, 18, you can stay down the left hallway. Yamucha, you , Tien, and Puar can stay across the hall. Muten Roshi, you and Oolong can stay next door. I think that covers everyone," said Bulma with a sigh.
"Except me!" pipped up Mirai Trunks.
"Oh,gomen!You can stay next to Trunks and Goten's room."
"Hai."
Okay, now that that's settled, I'm going to get ready for ned!" said Bulma.
"Who's Ned?" demanded Vegeta.
"'Ned' is what you get when the supreme goddess author of this story makes a typo," replied Bulma. "I'm going to get ready for bed." Everyone promptly produced sweat drops.
"Good night!"
(Look for the new chapter VERY soon! Like within a week!)
"Hey lady, you work here, right?" Goku asked to one of the uniformed people.
"Hai, do you need something?" she replied.
"I'm looking for something called a Hamentashin," said Goku.
"Ah, you need the Jewish holiday section. Aisle four."
"Arigatou!" Goku said as he walked off. "Hmm, Hamentashin, Hamentashin... Well, this isn't Hamentashin, but it looks good! Latke Mix***, I wonder what latkes are." Goku added the mix to the cart as he continued to look for the jelly-filled cookie. "I wonder if we'll need this bread...Shabbat*** Cha-llah****," he read from the label. "Oh well, might as well put it in the cart," Goku said with a shrug of his shoulders. "Ooh, what are these things? Matzah balls****? Mmm, sounds good. Might as well take this Charoset**** too."
The cart was begining to fill up with Jewish foods. "Ooh, look at the little tops! I'll bring home a few of these spinny thingys with weird letters too!" In went the dreidels****. "Wine seems to be popular for this religion." Wine goes in the cart. "I think I've got almost enough, maybe one or two more things...But I still can't find the Hamentashin. I wonder if this thing is for Chanukkah," Goku said while picking up a package of Kougul****. "Ah! Here are the Hamentashin. I think we're ready now. Oh, wait, here's some apples and honey, guess we need them too." The saiya-jin took all of his foods into the checkout line, paid, and teleported home.
"Did you get all the foods honey?" asked Chi-chi.
"Um, well I did get food!" Goku replied.
"Uh oh..." said Puar. "Who knows what we'll be eating!"
"Goku! I need your help! Bulma says that Judaisim for Bakas said that we need to dance around with these big heavy things called Toooreees or something! And let me tell ya, these things ain't light!" called Krillin.
"That's Torahs****!" yelled Bulma.
"Sure I'll help Krillin. Where are they?" said Goku.
"In the kitchen."
"Okay." While Goku went off to help Bulma Chi-chi decided to start cooking all of the food her husband bought. Videl had her nose in Judaisim for Bakas (Bulma had bought several copies) and was trying to figure out the Hora****.
"Cross you left foot over you right, then step sideways..." Videl moved, then fell over. "Oy vey!" #18 was trying to teach Bra, Goten, Trunks, and Marron how to play dreidel. Problem is, the kids were so strong that when the spin the dreidel it acted like a drill and drilled through the ground.
"Oops..."
Kamesammin was looking up how to say "Hey pretty lady, wanna go on a date with me?" in Hebrew. "Aht lo al-yad shelie tachat,[A/N: that is the real Hebrew!]" he said to Oolong. "Did I get it right?"
"Ummm... you said 'you are next to my butt."
Yamucha tried to learn the blessings over various things, such as the Torah, the Shabbat candles, the Seder*** plate, and the wine. Gohan read up on every holiday, but with all the reading he had done he got some mixed up. "It says here we fast for a whole day to-"
"FAST? AS IN NOT EAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" came a horrified voice.
"Oh wait, false alarm, that's Yom Kippur****..."
"Phew!"
"We read from something called a Megillah****, and we celebrate some lady named Ester****. We plant trees****. We eat blintzes. We sleep in a hut for eight nights and shake tree branches and lemons****," read Gohan while yawning. He looked at his watch. "Yikes! It's already one in the morning!"
"Maybe we should call it a day," said #18. "If I spin one more dreidel tonight I'm gonna scream."
"You're all welcome to spend the night at Capsule Corp," said Bulma. "We have plenty of space, and I love company. Is that ok with you Veggie-chan?" Vegeta only grunted in response.
"I take that as a hai. Gohan, you can share a room with Goten. Two doors down that right hallway over there."
"Bulma-san, can I stay wit Trunks?"
"Sure! Gohan, you get a room all to yourself then!"
"Tight!"
"Marron, you can stay in Bra's room with her, I'm sure she won't mind." The two girls raced to Bra's room, giggling.
"Chi-chi, Goku, y'all can stay in a room one door down from Gohan. Videl, you can stay in a room across from Gohan."
"The walls are very thin, so we can hear EVERYTHING that goes on in Gohan's room. You better stay put, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?" yelled Chi-chi to Videl.
"H-h-hai Chi-chi!"
"Good!"
"Gomen," whispered Gohan.
"Krillin, 18, you can stay down the left hallway. Yamucha, you , Tien, and Puar can stay across the hall. Muten Roshi, you and Oolong can stay next door. I think that covers everyone," said Bulma with a sigh.
"Except me!" pipped up Mirai Trunks.
"Oh,gomen!You can stay next to Trunks and Goten's room."
"Hai."
Okay, now that that's settled, I'm going to get ready for ned!" said Bulma.
"Who's Ned?" demanded Vegeta.
"'Ned' is what you get when the supreme goddess author of this story makes a typo," replied Bulma. "I'm going to get ready for bed." Everyone promptly produced sweat drops.
"Good night!"
(Look for the new chapter VERY soon! Like within a week!)