I don't own any lyrics from the songs of the movie "Toy Story." This is another parody that popped into my head.
Strange Things
Kelly is sitting at his desk. He is not happy. He starts to sing.
I was on top of the world living high
I felt right at home. I was living the life
Things were the just way they should be
Then all of the sudden without warning
I was dropped into the Twilight Zone!
Now all of a sudden
Some strange things are happening to me!
I got monsters! I got ghosts!
Half my teaching staff is gone!
And I'm doing the best I can to carry on!
I wanted power!
I wanted respect!
I ended up with slime and earthquakes!
And I wake up every morning with the shakes!
Let me tell you about it, strange things are happening to me!
Strange things! Strange things are happening to me!
There's no doubt about it!
You think your life will turn out one way,
You had everything planned.
But then everything changes, and it's not what you've dreamed!
All I want in my life is to have a nice job
And not get killed or canned.
I can't take much more of this insanity!
I'm telling you strange things keep happening to me! Strange things!
Strange things are happening to me! There's no doubt about it.
(Reaches to get some aspirin out of his desk, then he pulls his hand out. It's covered in slime. Kelly promptly faints to the floor.)