A/N: Gahh!!! Sorry this took forever and a day to get out. I was busy with
many things that I will not tell you because they don't exist and I'm lazy.
Ok, this chapter has soooooooooo many Jewish jokes I can't explain them all
in the guide. Ask a Jewish friend to explain it to you if you don't get it.
Sorry, but I barely have time to write this, and it's kind of hard to
explain.
[The next morning]
"Okay troops, we have three more days before Chanukkah. Let's move out!" Bulma ordered to everyone.
"Whoa, she needs to take a break from all that coffee..." muttered Videl as she went back to Judaisim for Bakas. "Let's see, isn't there anything easier than the Hora in here? Ah well, I guess I'll get back to learning it..." She tried to dance again. Gohan watched, smirked, and then decided to research some more. He went to walk away, but then Videl called out to him.
"And where do you think you're going, mister? You're dancing with me!"
"Oh no! The hora, the hora!" (Hora, horror, get it?)
[GROAN GROAN GROAN Oy vey is that a sad, overused, pathetic joke or what??]
"C'mon! Dance, foo', dance!" yelled Goten, who had just walked into the room.
"SHUT UP!!" Videl yelled. Gohan desperately tried to warn Goten using hand signals, but it was too late. Videl had already started chasing him around. Just then Chi-chi walked in.
"What are you doing to my son?!?!?" she screeched.
'Umm… Nothing…"
"You'd better be doing nothing!"
Videl slinked out of the room. Somebody hasn't had their coffee, she thought.
The Z Senshi spent the next three days preparing, and when the first night finally came, they were "prepared."
"Baroook Ete, Radoni," started Yamucha. "Meloohyanu Elek Aomam.****"
"Amen," said everyone else.
"Now let's eat!" said Goku.
"Not yet!" exclaimed Chi-Chi. "Now we have to read the story of Chanukkah!"
"Fine," Goku said, pouting.
"A long, long, time ago," began Gohan.
"In a galaxy far away," continued Goten.
"Nabuu was under an attack," added Chibi Trunks.
"Iie, iie, iie!!" exclaimed Gohan. "We're not singing Weird Al here! Anyway, like I was saying…"
"A long time ago there was a princess named Ester. She always lit eight pieces of Matzah in her window to ward off the evil Haman," said Bulma. Mirai Trunks chuckled.
"Nani?"
"Nothing, nothing. Please continue."
"Ok. Anyway, one day the evil Haman decided to make all the Jews his slaves. Ester went up to him, with her brother Moses, and fought his giant army with sticks and stones. The sticks turned into plagues, like blood, darkness, and evil Hamentashin. A angel of death passed over Haman's army, turning them all into sheep blood."
"My turn, my turn!" squealed Bra. "Okay. Next a Pharoah came, and killed all of the last-born children in the land, which by the way was Cannan. Ester and her brother planted trees, then picked the fruit and put Kippahs on them."
"And then the evil vegetables come in, and then the sugar cubes fight them, and-"
"Goten! This is the story of Chanukkah, not Sugar Wars!" scolded Gohan.
"Oops."
"Anyway," said Bra. "The Kippahs threw the fruits in the Red Sea. They Sea parted, letting all the evil Hamentashin in. They put the menorah into the water, closing it up, thus drowning the Hamentashin. It took eight days for the Hamentashin to disintegrate, which is why we celebrate for eight nights. That is the story of Chanukkah." Bra took a bow, and everyone clapped.
"Can we eat now?" asked you-know-who.
"No! We still have to play dreidel, dance the Hora, and eat Hamentashin!" scolded Videl. "Now, Jyuu-chan? Will you tell us how to play dreidel?"
"Ok. This is what you do. You spin these tops and if you get this weird symbol, a 'gimel' or whatever, you win. A 'nun' means ya lose, a 'shin' means you put one in, and a 'hay' means you get half."
"I, the prince of all Saiya-jins, will defeat you in dreidel playing, Kakarrot!" proclaimed Vegeta.
"You're on!"
"Goku doesn't have the brain for dreidel," whispered Krillin to Piccolo.
"But I thought it was a game of luck."
"It is." Thus began the dreidel tournament. Goku and Vegeta played and played, and the rest just sat around, eating Latkes, Hamentashin, Matzah ball soup, Challah, and Chaorset.
"Ha Vegeta! I beat you again! My Super saiya-jin dreidel is no matchfor your Ozooru!"
"Ha!!!!" yelled Vegeta. "Dreidel, power up!"
"Dreidel, go SSJ 3!!!"
"Uh, boys?" asked Chi-chi tentatively. "There's food!"
"FOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thus, the Z Senshi had their first Jewish holiday.
Epilogue:
Afterwards they all decided it was too hard being Jewish, and converted to Christianity. Yamucha decided to convert to Judaisim, and now is an ultra- Orthodox rabbi. Goten beat the Sugar Wars game in three days after using a cheat book from Chibi Trunks. Mirai Trunks went home, and in his photo album were pictures captioned: "The wackiest Chanukkah ever!"
A/N: Abrupt ending, ne? Sorry, but I HAD to finish this. It was driving me nuts. Thanks for reading, now I gotta go abduct a toothbrush(a la Amanda from the Amanda show)! ~Jyupi-chan
[The next morning]
"Okay troops, we have three more days before Chanukkah. Let's move out!" Bulma ordered to everyone.
"Whoa, she needs to take a break from all that coffee..." muttered Videl as she went back to Judaisim for Bakas. "Let's see, isn't there anything easier than the Hora in here? Ah well, I guess I'll get back to learning it..." She tried to dance again. Gohan watched, smirked, and then decided to research some more. He went to walk away, but then Videl called out to him.
"And where do you think you're going, mister? You're dancing with me!"
"Oh no! The hora, the hora!" (Hora, horror, get it?)
[GROAN GROAN GROAN Oy vey is that a sad, overused, pathetic joke or what??]
"C'mon! Dance, foo', dance!" yelled Goten, who had just walked into the room.
"SHUT UP!!" Videl yelled. Gohan desperately tried to warn Goten using hand signals, but it was too late. Videl had already started chasing him around. Just then Chi-chi walked in.
"What are you doing to my son?!?!?" she screeched.
'Umm… Nothing…"
"You'd better be doing nothing!"
Videl slinked out of the room. Somebody hasn't had their coffee, she thought.
The Z Senshi spent the next three days preparing, and when the first night finally came, they were "prepared."
"Baroook Ete, Radoni," started Yamucha. "Meloohyanu Elek Aomam.****"
"Amen," said everyone else.
"Now let's eat!" said Goku.
"Not yet!" exclaimed Chi-Chi. "Now we have to read the story of Chanukkah!"
"Fine," Goku said, pouting.
"A long, long, time ago," began Gohan.
"In a galaxy far away," continued Goten.
"Nabuu was under an attack," added Chibi Trunks.
"Iie, iie, iie!!" exclaimed Gohan. "We're not singing Weird Al here! Anyway, like I was saying…"
"A long time ago there was a princess named Ester. She always lit eight pieces of Matzah in her window to ward off the evil Haman," said Bulma. Mirai Trunks chuckled.
"Nani?"
"Nothing, nothing. Please continue."
"Ok. Anyway, one day the evil Haman decided to make all the Jews his slaves. Ester went up to him, with her brother Moses, and fought his giant army with sticks and stones. The sticks turned into plagues, like blood, darkness, and evil Hamentashin. A angel of death passed over Haman's army, turning them all into sheep blood."
"My turn, my turn!" squealed Bra. "Okay. Next a Pharoah came, and killed all of the last-born children in the land, which by the way was Cannan. Ester and her brother planted trees, then picked the fruit and put Kippahs on them."
"And then the evil vegetables come in, and then the sugar cubes fight them, and-"
"Goten! This is the story of Chanukkah, not Sugar Wars!" scolded Gohan.
"Oops."
"Anyway," said Bra. "The Kippahs threw the fruits in the Red Sea. They Sea parted, letting all the evil Hamentashin in. They put the menorah into the water, closing it up, thus drowning the Hamentashin. It took eight days for the Hamentashin to disintegrate, which is why we celebrate for eight nights. That is the story of Chanukkah." Bra took a bow, and everyone clapped.
"Can we eat now?" asked you-know-who.
"No! We still have to play dreidel, dance the Hora, and eat Hamentashin!" scolded Videl. "Now, Jyuu-chan? Will you tell us how to play dreidel?"
"Ok. This is what you do. You spin these tops and if you get this weird symbol, a 'gimel' or whatever, you win. A 'nun' means ya lose, a 'shin' means you put one in, and a 'hay' means you get half."
"I, the prince of all Saiya-jins, will defeat you in dreidel playing, Kakarrot!" proclaimed Vegeta.
"You're on!"
"Goku doesn't have the brain for dreidel," whispered Krillin to Piccolo.
"But I thought it was a game of luck."
"It is." Thus began the dreidel tournament. Goku and Vegeta played and played, and the rest just sat around, eating Latkes, Hamentashin, Matzah ball soup, Challah, and Chaorset.
"Ha Vegeta! I beat you again! My Super saiya-jin dreidel is no matchfor your Ozooru!"
"Ha!!!!" yelled Vegeta. "Dreidel, power up!"
"Dreidel, go SSJ 3!!!"
"Uh, boys?" asked Chi-chi tentatively. "There's food!"
"FOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thus, the Z Senshi had their first Jewish holiday.
Epilogue:
Afterwards they all decided it was too hard being Jewish, and converted to Christianity. Yamucha decided to convert to Judaisim, and now is an ultra- Orthodox rabbi. Goten beat the Sugar Wars game in three days after using a cheat book from Chibi Trunks. Mirai Trunks went home, and in his photo album were pictures captioned: "The wackiest Chanukkah ever!"
A/N: Abrupt ending, ne? Sorry, but I HAD to finish this. It was driving me nuts. Thanks for reading, now I gotta go abduct a toothbrush(a la Amanda from the Amanda show)! ~Jyupi-chan