Insanity in the Gym
"Man Pietro you outdid yourself this time," Todd remarked.
The Brotherhood stood in shock as they saw a huge assortment of priests, rabbis, ministers and all kinds of religious persons mulling around the gym. People were chanting, praying, waving around religious icons and burning incense. "It's official," Lance shook his head. "We've finally driven Kelly around the bend."
"Who is that?" Tabitha asked.
A middle aged woman wearing orange taffeta danced around barefoot throwing flowers with one hand and shaking a tambourine with the other. "Happy spirits!" She sang and danced. "Happy, happy spirits! Come on get happy!"
"I think she's from the New Age Center," Fred scratched his head.
"Come on get happy! Happy!" She danced by throwing some flowers on the Brotherhood before dancing away.
"Either that or she's a Partridge Family reject yo," Todd grumbled, brushing the flowers out of his hair.
"You think this is fun," Pietro smirked. "Wait until the Superintendent shows up!"
"How do you know he's coming?" Todd asked.
"Someone gave his office a little call," Pietro said. "Oh boy is Kelly going to get busted this time! Then we'll be rid of him! Ha Ha!"
On the other side of the gym the X-Men were watching the chaos in disbelief. "I see it but I don't believe it," Scott grumbled.
"Like is this even legal?" Kitty looked around at the chaos.
"I don't believe this," Scott groaned. "The Brotherhood finally drove the entire school insane!"
Evan ran up to them. "Scott we…what the heck is going on?"
"The Brotherhood is running this school to the ground that's what's going on!" Scott snapped.
"Well um," Evan started.
"I mean can you believe those nutcases driving everyone in school into a frenzy?" Scott went on. "Why is it that wherever the Brotherhood goes, trouble follows? You don't see us doing that!"
"Uh Scott," Evan gulped. "I…uh hate to tell you this but Kurt had another little incident with his watch breaking down in the boy's bathroom."
"What kind of incident?" Scott dreaded the answer.
Right on cue, the Superintendent ran in the gym. "DEMON!" He screamed. "I saw a demon in the boy's bathroom!"
"He kinda passed out when he saw Kurt," Evan told him while the Superintendent was raving. Soon everyone in the gym was running to the boy's bathroom.
"To the Boys' bathroom!" The woman in orange was screaming.
"The professor really has to fix that thing," Scott grumbled.