Alpha Omega Mini Movie: Concealin' Chameleon
By: Kat of Pokemon: The Hokubu & Nanka Trek

A/N: Please, do not question my weirdness…It may harm you in some way…

"Hey!" Sooney shouted from behind Eevy's chair, sending her flying in surprise.

"I'm gonna hey you if you do that, or anything remotely similar to that, ever again!" Eevy hissed, "What do you want?"

"I just found out there's a new Rex Morbius movie at the theater down the street!" she beamed.

"Who?" Yuu-Yuu asked blankly.

"What do you mean who?!" Mizu thundered, shooting to her feet and growling, "Rex Morbius is only the greatest actor of all Pokemon time!"

"Can we go see it, Eevy?" Sooney begged, "Please, please, pretty please?"

Eevy pondered it for a moment, "I suppose."

"Yay!" Medira suddenly jumped, then slowly sat back down, as all eyes were locked on her, "What?"

"…Nothing…" Eevy stared blankly at her, blinking a few times.

"There's just one problem," Sooney then added.

"What's that?" Yuu-Yuu asked with absolutely no enthusiasm.

"We can't take our Pokemon. The theater doesn't allow them," Mizu started bawling, "My poor baby Kingler will be without me!"

Kingler, who was sitting on the floor, grinned with arched eyes and cheered while raising his claws, "Kookie-kookie!"

"Traitor!" Mizu fumed, turning red, "Come on, guys! Let's get going before we miss anything!" she bounded out the door, "Bye, Kingler! Good bye, Seel!"

"Oh yes, the commercials are so very important," Yuu-Yuu moaned as she followed, "Be good, Pichu! You too Marowak!"

"Be careful, Qwilfish, Gloom, Venonat!" Sooney ran down the street, "Behave too!"

"Be good, Blackstorm! Same to you, Night Frost! No fooling around!" Medira jumped out the doors right before they slammed shut.

"Watch the other Pokemon, guys," Eevy stopped with her hands on the door, "No fighting and don't cause any trouble. I don't need to pay for replacement anything in here. Bye, boys! Be good!" she pushed the door open and followed everyone else, "Hey, guys! Wait for me!"

As we haven't the slightest inkling what the Pokemon are saying, I think it's best to turn Eevy's Poke'Dex on and translate everything…

"She left us for a movie theater…" Zovo moaned, "That's not fair!"

"You got that right," Lovo crossed his front paws, "Besides, what kind of theater doesn't let in Pokemon? It's inhumane, I say."

"I believe I'm inclined to agree," Sovo made a face, "It's cruel and unusual punishment to leave us here."

"There's no stopping it now," Novo drooped low to the floor, "Now what do we do?"

"Stare at the wall and go duh?" Yovo suggested seriously, watching the wall like a hawk.

The longer he stared, the sleepier he got. As he started dozing off, it looked like…That part of the wall…Moved? No way. It was just his eyes playing tricks on him. He rubbed his face with his front paws and started staring again, this time he was sure he saw the wall move. He flipped out when a three-clawed arm reached out of the wall, beeped him on the nose, and waved.

"Holy geez!" he shrieked, flailing across the room towards his brother.

He plowed Sovo head on, "Watch it, you freak!" his Psychic brother slammed him off, "What are you doing?!"

"Th-Th-Th-The wall just hit me!" he shivered, cowering behind the leg of a table.

"Heh?"

"Huh?"

"Wha?"

"OK. I have but one question," Sovo said flatly, curving his tail to use it as a hand to grab Yovo's chin, "What sort of alien virus infested your brain?" he asked and pulled Yovo to his face.

"Hey! I'm serious!" Yovo flailed to get away as his brothers sat laughing at him.

"Right. And the next thing you're gonna try and tell us is the wall grew arms to hit you," Zovo shook his head.

"No!" Yovo snapped, "It only grew…one arm."

His brothers started laughing hysterically again, falling onto their backs and rolling into each other. Vovo rolled his eyes and shook his head at the sight of this. All he could think was how stupid they all looked, sprawled on the floor and giggling like spastic monkeys.

"If you'll kindly shut up, boys," he pushed in, halting their laughter, "I do believe your brother may have good reason to believe the wall 'attacked' him," he actually couldn't help but snicker.

"Thanks, Dad," Yovo muttered and stared at his brothers nastily, "I was standing over there, in front of that wall, and all of a sudden, the wall moved! Then it really reached out and hit me and if ya' don't believe me, go see for yourself!"

"All right. We'll go see," Lovo stood up and looked across the room, "Hey, Blackstorm! Come here a minute!"

Medira's Umbreon stood and stretched out, yawning as he wandered across the room, "What's up, guys?"

"Would you accompany us on a bit of an expedition?" Novo asked, grinning at Yovo, who had his ears dropped, "We're going to investigate a monster wall."

"Monster wall, huh?" Blackstorm tilted his head, "Whatever turns ya' on. Sure, I'll come."

"They don't believe me," Yovo thought silently, "Just wait until the wall socks them in the noses."

His brothers examined the wall a bit, looking down it and back. Nothing was happening! Yovo was being humiliated by some stupid wall! He growled as absolutely nothing happened what so ever. All of his brothers looked to the left while Blackstorm looked to the right. As Blackstorm looked, the wall moved! Yovo started cheering the wall on silently as an arm formed from the pale yellow wall and smacked Blackstorm in the nose.

"Youch!" Blackstorm whined and jumped back a few steps, "That-That-That wall just punched me!"

"Huh?" the Ovos looked back at him as he sat rubbing his now sore snout.

"I'm serious! This wall just whacked me!" Blackstorm whined.

"Hmm…Maybe it's a Dark-type thing," Sovo suggested.

"Maybe it's not a Dark-type thing…Maybe it's an Umbreon thing," Zovo put it.

"It's not funny!" Yovo and Blackstorm burst, "The wall attacked us!"

"I think you've both been staring at the moon too long," Lovo shook his head.

Blackstorm and Yovo lowered their heads, but Yovo got a sudden burst of 'genius' and ran up to Sooney's Venonat, "Hey, Venonat! Could you give me a hand here a second?"

"Sure. Whatchya' need?" Venonat followed him across the room.

"Do me a big favor and use Foresight on that wall," he indicated the wall with a flip of his chin.

Venonat's eyes lit up and a slightly red beam shot towards the wall. Sure enough, something was there. A very odd shaped something. It was a Pokemon, no doubt, but it looked strangely like a Charmeleon. But…It looked kind of like a chameleon too…The Ovo boys' heads went tipping to the side at the sight of that. They choked.

"What is that thing?!" Novo spazzed, "It looks like a Charmeleon/Sneasel-thingee!"

"Sneasel don't look a thing like that," Night Frost contradicted as he wandered up behind them, "What is that ugly thing?"

"Kaku-kaku!" the thing said suddenly and jumped from the wall, "Kaku-kaku!"

"Kaku-kaku?" Vovo returned blankly.

"Kaku-kaku," it said again.

"Kaku-kaku," the Ovos, Blackstorm, Venonat and Night Frost answered.

It went on like this a few more times…

"Kakuuu! Kakureon!" it cried suddenly and jumped into the air, waving its arms.

"Kakureon?" Lovo asked, "Hey, Gloom! Bring a Poke'Dex over here, will ya'?"

Gloom waddled over carrying a poison-green Poke'Dex, which he'd retrieved from Sooney's bag, "What's the matter, guys?" he then spotted that…thingee, "What the heck is that monstrosity?"

"We don't know," Novo shook his head, "But it keeps calling itself Kakureon."

"Kakureon? Never heard of it," Gloom cocked his head.

"Yeah, and I don't see it either," Marowak said from behind after hearing all the commotion.

"AH!" Zovo shrieked wildly, "Where'd it go?!"

"There it is!" Pichu jumped up and down next to Eevy's bag, pointing at it.

"No! Not Eevy's backpack!" Vovo wailed, "She'll kill us!"

"I'll stop it!" Novo cried in his "I'm oh-so great" voice and lunged for it.

"Kaku?" thingee looked up from Eevy's bag, "Kaku!" he faded away.

"Yah!" Novo put all fours down and skidded to a stop, "Where'd it go?! Where'd it go?!" his head flew side to side.

"It disappeared into thin air," Seel stared blankly around the Pokemon Center.

"Kaku!" came the sudden cry as that thingee could be seen sitting in Eevy's pack again, "Ka-ka-ka-kaku!"

"Oh, that's right, ya' reon-moron! Laugh it up!" Novo hissed and narrowed his eyes at it.

"Quick!" Qwilfish grabbed the Poke'Dex from Gloom with its tail, "See what it is!"

"Kakureon; The Camouflage Pokemon. No data available," Dexter was of real use…

"Big help," Sovo snorted.

"Well, at least we know it's a Kakureon," Zovo shrugged.

"Ka-ka-kaku!" it lunged from Eevy's backpack, holding something as it ran away.

"Oh no!" Vovo bawled, "That's Eevy's Breeder's Card! She needs that thing!"

"Ovo allyoop time, boys!" Zovo slid over by the counter and braced, "Ovo allyoop!"

"Ovo allyoop!" Novo hopped up onto his back.

"Ovo allyoop and up!" Lovo hopped on top of them.

"Do you see him?" Blackstorm called up, ignoring how weird they looked, stacked on top each other like that.

"No. He must have done that cam-o-flaj-ee thing again," Lovo wobbled around.

"Maybe I can sense him," Sovo slowly but surely made his way up and stood on top of Lovo, then putting his tail straight into the air.

"What's he doing?" Pichu asked; being young meant he was inquisitive.

"He's sensing the air currents to try and find Kakureon's life sign," Yovo explained while watching his brother, "He helps Eevy like this all the time. He tells her the weather and stuff by reading wind patterns."

"Neat," Seel nodded slowly, "Anything?"

"Hmm…" Sovo moved his tail side to side, "There! Over by Mizu's bag!"

"Ahh! If he takes anything from that, we're doomed!" Kingler bolted across the room, running sideways.

Kakureon popped out of Mizu's bag, holding a Badge in his mouth, "Yah! It's Mizu's old Blue Badge! No, no, no!" Seel slid across the floor, "Put it back!"

"Kakuuu!" Kakureon jumped from the bag and took off toward Sooney's bag, "Reon!" he dove in and muddled around, "Ka-ka-kaku!" he came out and ran across the floor, changing as he moved.

"He has Bayleef's Poke'Ball! No way! Sooney will roast us!" Qwilfish flailed around the room, "Gimme that!"

Kakureon made a flying leap for Yuu-Yuu's bag, "Ka-ka-ka!" he laughed crazily and hopped out, carrying her Poke'Dex.

"Kiya! If she loses that, she can't be a trainer and it can't be replaced!" Marowak wailed, "Give that back!"

The last bag Kakureon had to enter was Medira's, "Yah! Not Medira's bag!" Night Frost flipped out, "No way, no way, no way!"

To their surprise, Kakureon didn't go in the bag; he took the whole thing! He latched on to Eevy's too, and took off out the front door. The Pokemon slid to a stop, gagging in defeat.

"Oh gawd, oh gawd, oh gawd," Blackstorm shivered, "We're all gonna die! Our masters are gonna cook us for sure!"

"We're doomed! Doomed, I say!" Novo would make a great Shakespearean actor.

"Doomed for all eternity!" so would Lovo, as they both toppled backwards in unison.

Sovo stood over them, looking down, "Alas, poor Ovos. I knew ye well," he flopped down on top of them, causing them to heavy and twitch.

"Stop whining!" Vovo snapped and stomped the floor, "We can't let that thing get away with our masters' stuff!"

"Vovo's right," Kingler sidestepped over, "Who knows what it'll do with that stuff. Besides, the girls need it! Their other Poke'Balls were in there!"

Gloom gasped suddenly, "What if he's taking it to Team Rocket?!"

"No time to think about it. We've got to go and get that stuff back!" Vovo pounded the floor with his front paw, "Boys!"

"All right! Ovo allyoop!" Zovo jumped over to the door.

"Ovo allyoop!" Novo hopped on top again.

"Ovo allyoop!" Lovo sprang up.

"Ovo allyoop and out!" Yovo hopped all the way up and turned the doorknob as Sovo pushed the door open.

"Let's go get that stuff back!" Marowak held the door open as everyone ran out.

"Come on, guys! Let's go get that Kaku-creep!" Kingler ran out sideways.

Sovo kept feeling the air currents and leading them farther and farther east. They'd see Kakureon, but he'd just disappear again. He was pretty fast, no matter how ugly he may have been. The Pokemon were all praying they'd get back before the girls did, but it didn't look like it'd happen, as they were nearing…

"The boat dock?!" Zovo wailed, "I hate boats! I hate wet stuff! Especially water!"

"Where'd that little weirdo go?" Lovo ignored his wailing brother and looked around slowly.

"There he his!" Sovo pointed to a one of the windows on the deck, which Kakureon was hanging out of.

"That little freak's still got their stuff!" Novo hissed and swung his tail around.

"We've gotta get on that boat," Yovo stomped forward a few steps.

"What?!" Zovo's face tweaked, "No way!"

A few minutes later, Kingler, Qwilfish, Seel and Novo were in the water, each carrying someone on their backs. Zovo had all four feet as close as he could get them on the center of Kingler's head, whimpering and wailing. Vovo was on a loose bored, surfing his way across like Ash's Pikachu had shown him. Sovo was carrying himself across through means of a psychic bubble and Lovo was scaling one of the many ropes holding the boat to the dock, humming the Mission Impossible theme as he climbed. Yovo and Blackstorm were on Seel, staring acidly up at the window Kakureon had entered. Novo was carrying Venonat and Pichu along and Marowak was holding his bone over one of the ropes, sliding his way down. Qwilfish was carrying Night Frost and Gloom opted to swim. Zovo was wailing, hoping there wasn't any Fire-type eating carnivorous (For those of you like Ash in "Attack Of The Prehistoric Pokemon," carnivorous means they eat only meat, herbivorous means they eat only fruits and vegetables, and omnivorous means they eat both.) Pokemon around and Novo had all he could do to keep from slapping his Flareon brother across the face with his tail to knock him into the water. They reached the boat and climbed a rope to get up, stopping on the deck to shake off. Zovo collapsed to the floor, panting and heaving.

"I…Hate…Water…" he moaned, coughing into the floor.

"Come on. Let's go," Yovo started walking down the deck, "I'm not letting him get away with Eevy's stuff."

"Yeah. He's not getting Medira's either," Blackstorm ran along beside him.

"Yep," Sovo nodded before he started walking, "It's an Umbreon thing all right."

The group continued along, trying desperately to ignore the fact they were being stared at by nearly everyone on the boat. They reached the porthole Kakureon jumped in and again began the Ovo allyoop. Yovo got on top, tipping back and forth before latching onto the window and peaking in.

"It's a cabin. That stupid Kaku-thing-a-ma-bob is in there alone," he whispered down to his brothers and the other Pokemon.

Blackstorm got a sudden idea, "How dark is it in there?"

"Not very," Yovo shook his head, "Not dark enough for us to go black and get in, if that's what you were thinking."

"Too bad," Blackstorm drooped.

"Hey! How about an Acid Armor, bro?" Lovo looked down to look at Novo, "Could you get in that way?"

"Only…If you…Get off me," Novo started wobbling side to side.

"Come on! Make a decision quick!" Zovo choked, "You guys…Are getting…Kinda heavy…"

"Hurry up!" Sovo shrieked as they started getting lower and lower, "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"I can't…Do it…" Zovo flopped straight to the floor.

"Yah!" the Ovo boys toppled to the side.

They slammed to the floor with poor Yovo slipping toward the edge. He flipped under the bar and dug in his claws to stay up. Kingler latched on to the scruff of his neck and pulled him back up. Kakureon heard all the noise and jumped into the window, seeing the Ovos laid out on the floor.

"Kaku!" he laughed wildly at them, "Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka!"

"There you are, ya' creepy little chameleon!" Vovo hissed up at him, causing his face to tweak, "Give us back our masters' stuff!"

"Ka-ka-ka!" he shook his head and jumped out the window, carrying everything he'd stolen.

"All right! I'm having enough of this!" Sovo lifted into the air, "No body messes with Eevy's things!" he zipped off after Kakureon, "Come on, Novo!"

"You got it!" Novo jumped into the water, following the swimming Kakureon, "Get back here with our master's things!"

"Come on! Let's go!" Lovo turned to the right and ran down the deck, slamming people out of the way, "Excuse me!"

"Comin' through!" Zovo slammed into someone.

"Watch out!" Night Frost pushed passed some people.

"Move it!" Marowak tripped someone over.

"Out of the way!" Yovo ran into someone, sending him onto his back.

"Hey! Watch where you're going!" he snapped, then glancing off to the left as he laid on the floor, "Kakureon…?"

"Hold up there, oogly!" Sovo lifted his feet from the ground and sped along in mid-air, "Give back the stuff you took!"

Novo scampered along behind him, "I'm tiring out fast, Sovo! I can't run as fast as you can fly!"

"Use an Ice Beam!" Sovo kept getting faster, "Freeze yourself a run way!"

"Good idea!" Novo inhaled and let out a straight blast of an Ice Beam.

Kakureon watched the beam run past him and just kept going as Novo hopped up on it and slid along. Sovo was still speeding along in the air, moving up to Kakureon's right as Novo was sliding up to his left. Kakureon kept bounding along, running like a maniac. He went camouflaged just as Sovo and Novo lunged toward him. Without being able to see him, they collided with each other, flopping down with groans.

"Get up, you guys!" Pichu called as everyone else ran past.

Someone else ran by them, this one a human, as Sovo and Novo stood up and shook off before following. Kingler got ahead of everyone as Kakureon again ran into the Pokemon Center. He threw the stuff he took back where he got it and started bolting around the main desk, the other Pokemon right behind.

"Oh no you don't!" Zovo hissed, "You're not getting away that easy! Just because you gave the stuff back, doesn't mean you're off the hook!"

"Kakuuu!" he cried out, running toward the door as it opened.

"Yiyee! What was that thing?!" Eevy flailed out of the way.

"Kakuuu!" he called again as Sovo and Novo chased him back inside.

"What are you lunatics doing?!" Medira shrieked as she tripped over them.

"Ka-ka-ka-kaku!" Kakureon bolted as Marowak bared his bone, "Ka-ka-ka!"

"Catch that little thief!" Blackstorm shouted, jumping for him.

"Oh no you don't!" Medira caught him in mid-air, "You leave that poor thing alone!"

"He never did anything to you!" Yuu-Yuu held Pichu as tightly as she could to keep him from attacking.

"That robber-reon stole your stuff!" Vovo whined as Eevy picked him up.

"Huh?" Eevy looked to her bag, "My stuff's right there," she informed him, watching the Pokemons' faces tweak.

"Were you causing trouble while we were gone?" Sooney asked her Venonat.

"No way! It wasn't us! It was him!" Gloom pointed to Kakureon.

"I'm ashamed at you," Mizu scolded Kingler, "Stop blaming him. Whatever he is."

"Kakureon!" the doors flew open, "Kakureon! Kaku, what're you doing out of your Poke'Ball? You're supposed to be on the boat. Come on," his trainer picked him up, "We can't miss the boat. Sorry for any trouble he caused you, ladies. Here," he threw something to Eevy, "Give me a call if he broke anything. Bye," he walked out, "Get in your Poke'Ball and stay there."

"Was that…" Sooney's jaw fell down as Eevy looked down at what he'd tossed her.

Her face tweaked suddenly, "It was…It was…"

"Spit it out already!" Yuu-Yuu snapped, still clutching the struggling Pichu.

"It was Rex Morbius!" Eevy shrieked, falling flat on her back with everyone else falling with her.

The sides of Vovo's mouth fell down, "Oh brother," he and the other Pokemon either sweatdropped, facefaulted, or both.

*^~^* End *^~^*

A/N: As I have said before, please do not ask. Trying to figure me out could harm your psyches in some way. That'd be a bad thing…Unless you want to turn out like me. Trust me; you don't.

I don't own Pokemon. I don't own Mission Impossible either. A girl can dream though…