X-men: Evolution : "X-men Dreams"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: If you are reading this , you will end up knowing that i dont own these characters....DUH!
X-men Dreams:
Scott:
-Jean
-Duncan Mathews is deported to mars.
-Taryn.
-Jean and Taryn (Scott is a teenager , so its okay for him to think this stuff!)
-Lance being hit by a Ferrari.(Hate of Lance + Love of cars)
-Rogue n(Come on , the guy isnt that dumb to ignore this beauty!)
Kitty:
-Lance.
-Lance in his battle outfit.
-Lance in a tuxedo.
-Lance in his boxers.
-Do i need to explain this pattern?
-Alvers-Pryde wedding....(Thats a surprise....).
-Platinum Credit cards.(She is a shopper)
-"The Kitty Pryde Show"
Jean:
-Taryn in a shark tank.
-Rogue and Taryn in a shark tank.
-Jean dressed in a toga , with Duncan and Scott as her shirtless slaves.
-Pietro , Duncan , Scott , Lance, and the whole football team (Okay , I dont like Jean , is it too obvious?)
-Jean as Queen of Bayville.
-Jean Grey , president of the United States.
Evan:
-Pietro running in a giant hamster`s wheel.(chased by a big hamster , of course)
-Pietro as the meeting point of four trucks .
-Pietro in a wheelchair.
-One sentence: "The adventures of Evan and Tony Hawk"(Couldnt resist!)
-Skateboard declared an olimpic sport.
-A freaking normal haircut!.
Kurt:
-Amanda.
-Kitty
-Amanda and Kitty
-Todd trapped in a washing machine.
-All you can eat "Burguer Bomb"
-"Kurt the barbarian"
-A cool looking flea collar.(that was a little mean)
-Amanda , Tabitha and Kitty dressed in maids outfits.
Rogue:
-Scott.
-Pietro.
-Pietro and Scott.
-Jean loses his ability to speak.
-Jean moves to antartica.
-Rogue`s private room.
-A young cajun arrives at the institute.
-Pietro , Scott and the Cajun guy...
-The writers of a show named "X-men:evolution" add Gambit to the show".
-Rogue the vampire slayer!.
Logan:
-Beer.
-Imported Beer.
-any kind of alcohol.
-U.S congress decides that Drinking and Smoking can be done in cartoons!.
-"Logan:Texas Ranger".
-Canadian jokes outlawed by new law.
-"Im Logan , Do you feel lucky , punk!" (thats a classic...)
Storm:
-Logan.
-Logan shirtless.
-Logan in his boxers.
-"There is no fraking way im gonna keep writing this stuff!")
-"Storm:Warrior Princess"
Hank:
-Being a mutant beast is no longer an impediment to teach at a public school.
-An image inducer.(why the young blu fuzzy freak gets one?).
-The new mutants are sent to a correctional facility.
-"Bigfoot declared protected species"
Xavier:
-Aspirin.
-Booze.
-Prozac.
-The series writers finally realise theres no freaking ramp in the Mansion!
-X-men: Evo animator: "maybe Xavier would look cooler with hair..."
End.
You asked for this , so dont blame me.
Because we dont know enough of the new mutants , except that some of them are a bunch of jerks (Joyride , anyone) , i didnt do them.
Read and review.
Ryoken.
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: If you are reading this , you will end up knowing that i dont own these characters....DUH!
X-men Dreams:
Scott:
-Jean
-Duncan Mathews is deported to mars.
-Taryn.
-Jean and Taryn (Scott is a teenager , so its okay for him to think this stuff!)
-Lance being hit by a Ferrari.(Hate of Lance + Love of cars)
-Rogue n(Come on , the guy isnt that dumb to ignore this beauty!)
Kitty:
-Lance.
-Lance in his battle outfit.
-Lance in a tuxedo.
-Lance in his boxers.
-Do i need to explain this pattern?
-Alvers-Pryde wedding....(Thats a surprise....).
-Platinum Credit cards.(She is a shopper)
-"The Kitty Pryde Show"
Jean:
-Taryn in a shark tank.
-Rogue and Taryn in a shark tank.
-Jean dressed in a toga , with Duncan and Scott as her shirtless slaves.
-Pietro , Duncan , Scott , Lance, and the whole football team (Okay , I dont like Jean , is it too obvious?)
-Jean as Queen of Bayville.
-Jean Grey , president of the United States.
Evan:
-Pietro running in a giant hamster`s wheel.(chased by a big hamster , of course)
-Pietro as the meeting point of four trucks .
-Pietro in a wheelchair.
-One sentence: "The adventures of Evan and Tony Hawk"(Couldnt resist!)
-Skateboard declared an olimpic sport.
-A freaking normal haircut!.
Kurt:
-Amanda.
-Kitty
-Amanda and Kitty
-Todd trapped in a washing machine.
-All you can eat "Burguer Bomb"
-"Kurt the barbarian"
-A cool looking flea collar.(that was a little mean)
-Amanda , Tabitha and Kitty dressed in maids outfits.
Rogue:
-Scott.
-Pietro.
-Pietro and Scott.
-Jean loses his ability to speak.
-Jean moves to antartica.
-Rogue`s private room.
-A young cajun arrives at the institute.
-Pietro , Scott and the Cajun guy...
-The writers of a show named "X-men:evolution" add Gambit to the show".
-Rogue the vampire slayer!.
Logan:
-Beer.
-Imported Beer.
-any kind of alcohol.
-U.S congress decides that Drinking and Smoking can be done in cartoons!.
-"Logan:Texas Ranger".
-Canadian jokes outlawed by new law.
-"Im Logan , Do you feel lucky , punk!" (thats a classic...)
Storm:
-Logan.
-Logan shirtless.
-Logan in his boxers.
-"There is no fraking way im gonna keep writing this stuff!")
-"Storm:Warrior Princess"
Hank:
-Being a mutant beast is no longer an impediment to teach at a public school.
-An image inducer.(why the young blu fuzzy freak gets one?).
-The new mutants are sent to a correctional facility.
-"Bigfoot declared protected species"
Xavier:
-Aspirin.
-Booze.
-Prozac.
-The series writers finally realise theres no freaking ramp in the Mansion!
-X-men: Evo animator: "maybe Xavier would look cooler with hair..."
End.
You asked for this , so dont blame me.
Because we dont know enough of the new mutants , except that some of them are a bunch of jerks (Joyride , anyone) , i didnt do them.
Read and review.
Ryoken.