Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES! It's not mine, stop rubbing it in. v_v
Author's notes: ::dances around:: Dar gets a seeequel, Dar gets a seeequel... *ahem* Well, this is obviously the sequel to the birthday present that I wrote for Amanda: Kill the Moronic. It was fun to write the first one, and Dar deserves presents. *giggles* This is based mostly off of an inside joke that Dar and I have, which involves her, me, Link, and Roy. ::grins:: There'll probably be a few lines from it, but I'm not totally sure yet.
This story is in script mode. Words/sentences between (X) are things happening in the scene, words/scentences between ::X:: are character actions, and words/sentences between *X* are, generally speaking, character sounds.
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(Fade in: The stars of KTM--Amanda, Mel, Link, Roy, and Marth--are standing in front of a big, blue, swirly light-thingie. Link and Amanda are facing each other, holding hands.)
Link: Please, Amanda... Do this for me?
Amanda: Link, do you realize what you're asking of me? I can't just leave my entire dimension, never to be seen again!
Link: It doesn't have to be permanent; just come for a little while... Please? After meeting you, I... I can't just leave and forget about you. Don't you understand?
Amanda: I know, I feel the same, but this is just--
Link: Come on... I came here, didn't I?
Amanda: Against your will, may I remind you.
Mel: Yeah, you were part of my present to her. And I can't rent that machine forever, you know.
Link: But Amanda... ::Puts on a pitiful face::
Amanda: Well... ::Looks to Mel with a "Help me" look:: Um... Can she come, too?
Link: Who? Mel?
Amanda: Yeah.
Mel: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Who said anything about ME going?!
Amanda: Do you expect me to go in there on my own?
Mel: Well, I guess not, but... ::Notices Roy playing with his cape:: I'm in!
Link: So what do you say, Manda?
Amanda: Well, um... I guess so--
Link: Yay! ::Grabs Amanda and starts squeezing her::
Amanda: *Choking* But only for a while! Can you... Let go of me now?
Link: Of course. Sorry. ::Stops squeezing Amanda::
Marth: So they're coming with us?
(Before Marth gets his answer, a strange "Ay-eah" noise is heard coming from behind him. He turns around to see Kirby standing behind him.. Again.)
Marth: You again?! I thought you already went back with everyone else!
(Kirby makes big puppy eyes, then squats down, pouting.)
Roy: Now look what you did. He's gonna cry.
Marth: I don't care!
Roy: He came all the way back here just to find you, and this is how you thank him?! You monster!
(Mel starts snickering.)
Marth: You stay out of this!
Mel: I didn't say a word.
(Roy kneels down and pets Kirby.)
Roy: It's okay, Kirby. He loves you and he knows it. He's just ashamed to admit it.
Marth: Don't be giving that thing ideas, Roy.
Link: Are we going, or what?
(Link, Amanda, Mel, Roy, Marth, and Kirby jump into the big, blue, swirly light-thingie. The scene changes, and the six are in what appears to be a cafeteria.)
Roy: Why did the portal lead us here, of all places? You think they'd put us out front.
Amanda: So is this is where the Smash Brothers reside?
Link: Sort of. It's the mess hall.
Mel: So we could tell.
Marth: We should find Mario and get you girls a bunk, I guess.
Link: No, that's all right. Amanda can share our bunk, Marth.
Amanda and Marth: Uh, NO.
Marth: Who said you could invite other people to our bunk? A girl, nonetheless.
Amanda: Yes, a girl, Link.
Mel: Besides, where would I stay? The lawn?
Link: You could stay with Roy and Fox. I'm sure Roy wouldn't mind.
(Roy's face turns red while Mel stomps on Link's foot.)
Marth: So we're getting them a bunk, LINK.
Link: *Sighs* Fine...
Marth: Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go find Mario.
(Marth starts to walk away, then notices that Kirby is still following him. He stops and stares at Kirby. Kirby gives a huge, openmouthed grin. Marth takes a few steps to the left, Kirby follows. Marth takes two steps straight, as does Kirby. Marth begins running through the cafeteria, Kirby in tow.)
Marth: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Kirby: AY-EAH!
(Scene change: Amanda and Mel in a double bunk, laying in the crappy beds, trying to sleep.)
Mel: So, how have you been enjoying this interesting little experience?
Amanda: Well, there's Link... Marth kind of scares me. Roy's too quiet. But you've been getting along pretty well with him, haven't you?
Mel: Sort of.
Amanda: How so?
Mel: Well, when you and Link went off into that room, I grabbed Roy and we ran off.
Amanda: ::Smirking:: Oh, really? And what did you do?
Mel: We ran into Ness and poked him with sticks.
Amanda: ::Blinks:: Um, I guess that can work, too...
Mel: I'm too shy like that, you know. I can't just go up to a guy I like and click with him, like you and Link. In fact, when I like a guy, I feel lousy when I'm around him, because I know he doesn't care.
Amanda: Well, I think he likes you. Didn't you see the way he turned red when Link suggested you bunk up with him?
Mel: That's because Link was trying to embarrass him. It didn't mean anything.
Amanda: Sure it didn't.
Mel: *Sighs* Whatever you say, Dar. All I know is that Link is totally nuts over you.
Amanda: And he doesn't exactly hide it, either...
Mel: "She can bunk up with me!"
Amanda: *Laughs* He can be such an idiot sometimes.
Mel: But you gotta love his idiocy.
Amanda: Yeah, I guess so.
(Silence fills the room for a while... Perhaps they're asleep.)
Mel: I wonder if Marth has his door double-locked to keep Kirby out?
Amanda: Nah. Kirby's probably already in there.
Author's notes: ::dances around:: Dar gets a seeequel, Dar gets a seeequel... *ahem* Well, this is obviously the sequel to the birthday present that I wrote for Amanda: Kill the Moronic. It was fun to write the first one, and Dar deserves presents. *giggles* This is based mostly off of an inside joke that Dar and I have, which involves her, me, Link, and Roy. ::grins:: There'll probably be a few lines from it, but I'm not totally sure yet.
This story is in script mode. Words/sentences between (X) are things happening in the scene, words/scentences between ::X:: are character actions, and words/sentences between *X* are, generally speaking, character sounds.
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(Fade in: The stars of KTM--Amanda, Mel, Link, Roy, and Marth--are standing in front of a big, blue, swirly light-thingie. Link and Amanda are facing each other, holding hands.)
Link: Please, Amanda... Do this for me?
Amanda: Link, do you realize what you're asking of me? I can't just leave my entire dimension, never to be seen again!
Link: It doesn't have to be permanent; just come for a little while... Please? After meeting you, I... I can't just leave and forget about you. Don't you understand?
Amanda: I know, I feel the same, but this is just--
Link: Come on... I came here, didn't I?
Amanda: Against your will, may I remind you.
Mel: Yeah, you were part of my present to her. And I can't rent that machine forever, you know.
Link: But Amanda... ::Puts on a pitiful face::
Amanda: Well... ::Looks to Mel with a "Help me" look:: Um... Can she come, too?
Link: Who? Mel?
Amanda: Yeah.
Mel: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Who said anything about ME going?!
Amanda: Do you expect me to go in there on my own?
Mel: Well, I guess not, but... ::Notices Roy playing with his cape:: I'm in!
Link: So what do you say, Manda?
Amanda: Well, um... I guess so--
Link: Yay! ::Grabs Amanda and starts squeezing her::
Amanda: *Choking* But only for a while! Can you... Let go of me now?
Link: Of course. Sorry. ::Stops squeezing Amanda::
Marth: So they're coming with us?
(Before Marth gets his answer, a strange "Ay-eah" noise is heard coming from behind him. He turns around to see Kirby standing behind him.. Again.)
Marth: You again?! I thought you already went back with everyone else!
(Kirby makes big puppy eyes, then squats down, pouting.)
Roy: Now look what you did. He's gonna cry.
Marth: I don't care!
Roy: He came all the way back here just to find you, and this is how you thank him?! You monster!
(Mel starts snickering.)
Marth: You stay out of this!
Mel: I didn't say a word.
(Roy kneels down and pets Kirby.)
Roy: It's okay, Kirby. He loves you and he knows it. He's just ashamed to admit it.
Marth: Don't be giving that thing ideas, Roy.
Link: Are we going, or what?
(Link, Amanda, Mel, Roy, Marth, and Kirby jump into the big, blue, swirly light-thingie. The scene changes, and the six are in what appears to be a cafeteria.)
Roy: Why did the portal lead us here, of all places? You think they'd put us out front.
Amanda: So is this is where the Smash Brothers reside?
Link: Sort of. It's the mess hall.
Mel: So we could tell.
Marth: We should find Mario and get you girls a bunk, I guess.
Link: No, that's all right. Amanda can share our bunk, Marth.
Amanda and Marth: Uh, NO.
Marth: Who said you could invite other people to our bunk? A girl, nonetheless.
Amanda: Yes, a girl, Link.
Mel: Besides, where would I stay? The lawn?
Link: You could stay with Roy and Fox. I'm sure Roy wouldn't mind.
(Roy's face turns red while Mel stomps on Link's foot.)
Marth: So we're getting them a bunk, LINK.
Link: *Sighs* Fine...
Marth: Now, you'll have to excuse me while I go find Mario.
(Marth starts to walk away, then notices that Kirby is still following him. He stops and stares at Kirby. Kirby gives a huge, openmouthed grin. Marth takes a few steps to the left, Kirby follows. Marth takes two steps straight, as does Kirby. Marth begins running through the cafeteria, Kirby in tow.)
Marth: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Kirby: AY-EAH!
(Scene change: Amanda and Mel in a double bunk, laying in the crappy beds, trying to sleep.)
Mel: So, how have you been enjoying this interesting little experience?
Amanda: Well, there's Link... Marth kind of scares me. Roy's too quiet. But you've been getting along pretty well with him, haven't you?
Mel: Sort of.
Amanda: How so?
Mel: Well, when you and Link went off into that room, I grabbed Roy and we ran off.
Amanda: ::Smirking:: Oh, really? And what did you do?
Mel: We ran into Ness and poked him with sticks.
Amanda: ::Blinks:: Um, I guess that can work, too...
Mel: I'm too shy like that, you know. I can't just go up to a guy I like and click with him, like you and Link. In fact, when I like a guy, I feel lousy when I'm around him, because I know he doesn't care.
Amanda: Well, I think he likes you. Didn't you see the way he turned red when Link suggested you bunk up with him?
Mel: That's because Link was trying to embarrass him. It didn't mean anything.
Amanda: Sure it didn't.
Mel: *Sighs* Whatever you say, Dar. All I know is that Link is totally nuts over you.
Amanda: And he doesn't exactly hide it, either...
Mel: "She can bunk up with me!"
Amanda: *Laughs* He can be such an idiot sometimes.
Mel: But you gotta love his idiocy.
Amanda: Yeah, I guess so.
(Silence fills the room for a while... Perhaps they're asleep.)
Mel: I wonder if Marth has his door double-locked to keep Kirby out?
Amanda: Nah. Kirby's probably already in there.