Heheheheheheh!!! I am the master! KEEE! Long live Smokey the Antoine Bear!
Anyhoooo, A friend of mine wrote a fic for Antoine and I, and someone
decided to flame it. That was mean, and you suck. Sorry, but that's how I
feel. What kind of aweful person goes around critisizing others for their
work. Jeez, it's fiction. Lighten up already. Crickeys.... anyway, you know
who you are, and if you are a nice person you should apologize now.
The Dead Actor Dies Again
Back at camp Cagney and Vincent slept for a while. Cagney from the tranquilizer, Vincent from passing out. Sephiroth sat by the fire they had built, cleaning his sword. Cloud was shooting small pebbles at James, snickering whenever he hit him.
Zell got up and started shadow boxing. "This is boring as all hell! And we still never found that kid! What if that thing gets him?"
"He hasn't gotten killed yet. We still have time to find him." Sephiroth said offhandedly.
Cloud saw the light glint off Sephs Masamune blade and squealed. "Shiny! Shiny!"
Sephiroth sighed impatiently. "Go back to hitting Cagney..."
Clouds attention instantly shot back to Cagney and he started shooting pebbles again. "I got one up his nose! Heehee!"
Vincent suddenly moaned and sat up. "Mmmmeeehhhnn... My head hurts..." He rubbed his forehead. "I dreamed I was a moron..."
Squalls voice suddenly calls from back stage. "That is my line, and it's copywriten material!'
Ffffssshhhhhh...............
"Oh wait, I dreamed Cloud was a moron." He corrected.
Cloud was beginning to poke at Cagney's closed eyes. "Pokey, pokey, pokey!" he laughed like a maniac for a few minutes.
"It wasn't a dream...." Zell told him dryly.
Vincent pulled out his Death Penalty and began to clean it. "So what now? Do we sit here and wait for that guy to wake up, or go out and search for that kid?"
Cloud stood up and started jumping up and down. "Let's search for fuzzy bunnies!!!"
Fffssssshhhhhhhhhh..................
Vincent put down his gun. "I'm surprised that kid isn't mauled yet."
Sephiroth got up. "OK, let's go take a look around. Cloud, stay here with Cagney. Vincent and Zell, come with me."
Vincent looked to cloud, who was trying to eat a mushroom growing on a tree. "You sure we should leave him here?"
Sephiroth cocked his eyebrow. "You REALLY want to take him with us?"
They all looked to Cloud, who was now spitting out mushroom.
Fffffssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
"Let's go..." Vincent said.
They wandered into the woods, looking around for either the kid or the monster.
"So how did you find out about this thing Sephiroth? I don't remember seeing any articles about maulings." Vincent said.
"Internet, of course." Seph replied.
"Everything comes from the internet nowadays." Zell said.
"I know!" Vincent said excitedly. "Last weekend I finally found a good figure of Kuja on ebay! From some game called Final Fantasy 9! I was like, 'Yoink!' I bid on that thing faster that...." Looks at everyone else. They are staring at him.
Fffffsssshhhhhhh....
Zell put his hands behind his head as head as he walked. "I wish I was in a game as cool as Final Fantasy...."
Fffssssshhhh.........
While they were away, Cloud was busy entertaining himself.
"I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please de-liver!" He skipped around as Cagney started to wake up.
Cagney saw Cloud skipping and got up. "You are a fruit basket, you know that?"
Cloud was about to start squalling like a baby when suddenly a little yellow creature came up to him.
"Chhhuuu?" It said adorably.
Cloud immediately bent over to pick it up. "You are sooooooo adorable!!!!!!!!!" he cried happily.
Suddenly from the trees burst none other than the mauler itself. He let out a terrible roar.
RRRAHHHHAAGHHHHHGGGGHHHHHAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fffffsssshhhhhhhhh...........
"Hey!" Cagney said happily. "You're that boy everyone is searching for!"
Cloud, still trying to pick up Pikachu, giggled. "Lookit the little rat!!!"
The mauler looked angry. "That's it! No one messes with pikachu. Raaaahhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!" The guy started to run at Cloud to maul him, then got a different idea. He kicked Cloud in the butt, making him ram his hair spikes through Cagney's chest.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cagney screamed like a bitch, then fell down.
"EEEWWWWW!!!!! I have Cagney goo in my haaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!" Cloud ran around crying.
The boy giggled insanely like Homer Simpson, and then turned to Pikachu. "Let's go, Pikachu."
"Pika pi!"
Sephiroth hear the scream and when running back to the camp. He found Cloud's head stuck the ground. Cagney lay dead in the leaves, large puncture wounds in his chest. Sephiroth screamed. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED JAMES CAGNEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's so special about James Cagney?" Zell asked.
Sephiroth looked up. "He may have been a weirdo, but he had damn good movies!" Seph growled. "We have to find this beast!"
Cloud, trying to dislodge his head, said, "Oh yeah, and that kid came back just before the creature attacked me and made kill him."
"Oh no!" Zell cried. "And you didn't stop him from running off? Man, Cloud! Now he'll get mauled for sure!"
"Well, there's nothing we can do now. We have to get some rest and maybe we can search more tomorrow."
Cloud began to whine. "But I still have Cagney goo!"
Sephiroth laid down. "God, I hate him...."
The Dead Actor Dies Again
Back at camp Cagney and Vincent slept for a while. Cagney from the tranquilizer, Vincent from passing out. Sephiroth sat by the fire they had built, cleaning his sword. Cloud was shooting small pebbles at James, snickering whenever he hit him.
Zell got up and started shadow boxing. "This is boring as all hell! And we still never found that kid! What if that thing gets him?"
"He hasn't gotten killed yet. We still have time to find him." Sephiroth said offhandedly.
Cloud saw the light glint off Sephs Masamune blade and squealed. "Shiny! Shiny!"
Sephiroth sighed impatiently. "Go back to hitting Cagney..."
Clouds attention instantly shot back to Cagney and he started shooting pebbles again. "I got one up his nose! Heehee!"
Vincent suddenly moaned and sat up. "Mmmmeeehhhnn... My head hurts..." He rubbed his forehead. "I dreamed I was a moron..."
Squalls voice suddenly calls from back stage. "That is my line, and it's copywriten material!'
Ffffssshhhhhh...............
"Oh wait, I dreamed Cloud was a moron." He corrected.
Cloud was beginning to poke at Cagney's closed eyes. "Pokey, pokey, pokey!" he laughed like a maniac for a few minutes.
"It wasn't a dream...." Zell told him dryly.
Vincent pulled out his Death Penalty and began to clean it. "So what now? Do we sit here and wait for that guy to wake up, or go out and search for that kid?"
Cloud stood up and started jumping up and down. "Let's search for fuzzy bunnies!!!"
Fffssssshhhhhhhhhh..................
Vincent put down his gun. "I'm surprised that kid isn't mauled yet."
Sephiroth got up. "OK, let's go take a look around. Cloud, stay here with Cagney. Vincent and Zell, come with me."
Vincent looked to cloud, who was trying to eat a mushroom growing on a tree. "You sure we should leave him here?"
Sephiroth cocked his eyebrow. "You REALLY want to take him with us?"
They all looked to Cloud, who was now spitting out mushroom.
Fffffssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
"Let's go..." Vincent said.
They wandered into the woods, looking around for either the kid or the monster.
"So how did you find out about this thing Sephiroth? I don't remember seeing any articles about maulings." Vincent said.
"Internet, of course." Seph replied.
"Everything comes from the internet nowadays." Zell said.
"I know!" Vincent said excitedly. "Last weekend I finally found a good figure of Kuja on ebay! From some game called Final Fantasy 9! I was like, 'Yoink!' I bid on that thing faster that...." Looks at everyone else. They are staring at him.
Fffffsssshhhhhhh....
Zell put his hands behind his head as head as he walked. "I wish I was in a game as cool as Final Fantasy...."
Fffssssshhhh.........
While they were away, Cloud was busy entertaining himself.
"I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please de-liver!" He skipped around as Cagney started to wake up.
Cagney saw Cloud skipping and got up. "You are a fruit basket, you know that?"
Cloud was about to start squalling like a baby when suddenly a little yellow creature came up to him.
"Chhhuuu?" It said adorably.
Cloud immediately bent over to pick it up. "You are sooooooo adorable!!!!!!!!!" he cried happily.
Suddenly from the trees burst none other than the mauler itself. He let out a terrible roar.
RRRAHHHHAAGHHHHHGGGGHHHHHAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fffffsssshhhhhhhhh...........
"Hey!" Cagney said happily. "You're that boy everyone is searching for!"
Cloud, still trying to pick up Pikachu, giggled. "Lookit the little rat!!!"
The mauler looked angry. "That's it! No one messes with pikachu. Raaaahhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!" The guy started to run at Cloud to maul him, then got a different idea. He kicked Cloud in the butt, making him ram his hair spikes through Cagney's chest.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cagney screamed like a bitch, then fell down.
"EEEWWWWW!!!!! I have Cagney goo in my haaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!" Cloud ran around crying.
The boy giggled insanely like Homer Simpson, and then turned to Pikachu. "Let's go, Pikachu."
"Pika pi!"
Sephiroth hear the scream and when running back to the camp. He found Cloud's head stuck the ground. Cagney lay dead in the leaves, large puncture wounds in his chest. Sephiroth screamed. "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED JAMES CAGNEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's so special about James Cagney?" Zell asked.
Sephiroth looked up. "He may have been a weirdo, but he had damn good movies!" Seph growled. "We have to find this beast!"
Cloud, trying to dislodge his head, said, "Oh yeah, and that kid came back just before the creature attacked me and made kill him."
"Oh no!" Zell cried. "And you didn't stop him from running off? Man, Cloud! Now he'll get mauled for sure!"
"Well, there's nothing we can do now. We have to get some rest and maybe we can search more tomorrow."
Cloud began to whine. "But I still have Cagney goo!"
Sephiroth laid down. "God, I hate him...."