Well, I'm finally here to update smokey. It's been a hellish past few weeks
for me. I'm flunking a few subjects and had to try to pull myself up, and
now I have to take care of a 4 day old kitten. Everyone, give your regards
to Pikachu Mew Mishima. Anyone curious in the name Email me or ask in a
review.
Death of a Sniper
Pikachu wandered around the forest, looking for things to eat, when he suddenly came upon Vincent and the others camp site. he sniffed around, looking about curiously as Vincent got up and started to walk off into the woods.
Pikachu ran back to Antoine to tell him the news. "Pi! Pika pikachu! Pi pi chu!"
"Oh my God! A tunafish can for five thousand bucks? That's a great deal!" He said exitedly.
Ffsssssshhhhhhhhhhhh................
Pi! Pikachu pi!"
"Oh, you said Vincent is alone in the woods somewhere." He turned away. "Damn, now I'll never get that tunafish can...."
"Pika-"
"I wa-" Antoine started.
"Chu! Pi-"
"I SAID I LIKE IT!" Antoine said loudly.
Pikachu stared oddly at him. Antoine stared back. they both snorted, then Antoine said, "Awe! I can't stay mad at you little buddy! Let's go do some maulin!"
Pikachu hopped up on Antoines shoulder and they started out for a new day.
Meanwhile.......
Aeris stalked around, thinking of possible ways to find this mauler. Tifa was still sleeping off Vincents tranquilizer. Zell, as usual, was shadow boxing, and Vincent had wandered off alone.
"Maybe someone should go look for Vincent. It's not safe, wandering around alone." Aeris spoke up.
"Relax. He'll be back. Maybe he had to take a leak or something. You wouldn't want to walk in on that would you?" Zell asked.
"I sure would..." Aeris muttered.
"What was that?" Zell asked, pausing.
Ffffssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................
Tifa suddenly woke up, the thought of the mauler out of her memory at the moment. "Hey everyone..." She got up and started to walk around.
"Oh, hey Tifa. Finally up?" Aeris asked.
"Yeah, I...." She trailed off again and fell forward as a tranquilizer dart shot out of the woods and nailed her in the ass. Vincent snickered.
"What'd you do that for?" Zell asked.
"I just like it when she doesn't talk." Vincent replied.
Zell and Aeirs looked at each other questioningly. Then Zell asked. "Hey Vincent, did you see antoine out there anyplace?"
Vincent shook his head. "No. I'm going back out to look around now."
"But aren't you going to help get tifa back to her......."
FFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
There is suddenly a huge breeze, and when Zell and Aeris look back to where Vincent was standing, all they saw was a smoke cloud in the form of his body.
"Vincent?" Zell wondered. He waved his hand through the cloud and the smoke dispersed. "Well I'll be damned..... He pulled an X-Pac...."
Fffffffsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Antoine wandered around a bit and talked to Pikachu. "Pikachu, I think we make a good mauling team. To hell with the forest bears. We rule!"
A bear came up to him, shaking his paws and roaring. He had heard Antoines statement and was majorly pissed.
"Is there a problem?" Antoine asked calmly.
"Rrrraahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!" The bear roared.
"Oh, so you want to fight, do you? I think this can be solved without that."
The bear tilted his head. "Rrrraaggg?"
"Well, it all began in 1967, when I was just a little Cell baby...." Antoine started.
The bear suddenly screached and ran up to the nearest tree. Looking back to Antoine, he decided that anything was better than hearing that story. He reared back and bashed his head against the tree.
"See Pikachu. That wasn't so hard." He continued on his way to find Vincent.
Half an hour later Vincent stumbled onto a little clearing. It was full of flowers and birds. He looked around and saw Antoine staring at him from afar. "Hey, are you ok? We've been looking everywhere for you!" He yelled.
"Hmmm, well, there's a perfectly logical explination for tha- RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG-" Antoine started running for Vincent when a blur of pink dropped from nowhere and started "Mauling" Vincent. In a flash Vincents clothes were gone.
"OH GOD, MAN BALLS!" Antoine ran off a little ways, Pikachu trying to calm his friend. He rolled his eyes when he started hearing moans coming from the two.
After a few minutes Hitomi got up, the blur of pink being her in a pink dress. "Ok, bye!" She chirped.
Antoine spun around, covering his eyes. "Wait a minute! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR WRITERS CHAIR!"
Hitomi smirked. "I write this thing, meaning I could make Vincent shoot you in the head and have a happy ending. So either let me have my fun and get what you want, or I change the story so that they kill you."
Antoine crossed his arms and thought for a few minutes.
"Hey, antoine?" hitomi asked, looking for an answer.
"What, what, WHAT? This better be about pizza..." He said.
Ffffffssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................
Hitomi shook her head and walked off, letting the story go back to normal. Vincent looked around, confused. "What's going on?"
Antoine smirked. "This: RRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!"
"PPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ow! Oh Jebus! The pain! It's............... hurtful somehow!!!!!!" Vincent screamed.
Antoine kept mauling, but Vincent just wouldn 't die. Finally he stopped for a second and just stared. "You know, you should be dead by now...."
Vincent shrugged. "I dunno what to tell ya..."
Antoine smirked. "Look! BLOOD!"
VIncent looked down, screamed, then suddenly passed out. Antoine continued to maul him, and finally when he was convinced he was dead he got up and started to walk off towards the others.
Aeris heard the screams of Vincent and ran to his aid, only to find him already dead. Suddenly, for now apparent reason, Hwoarang ran you and started yelling. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The mauler killed Vincent!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Ffffffffssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
"Who the hell are you?" Aeris asked.
Fffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. .......
Antoine came out of hiding. "Oh, that's just nice Hitomi! You had to put the pretty boy in here. Him and his Bobby Sherman good looks..... you better be glad I'm not for Yaoi....."
FFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well it's true!" Antoine yelled. "That's it. I ought to beat the crap out of all of you, just for staring."
"Why are you out here, Hwoarang?" Zell asked.
"Well, Vincent was always one of my favorite characters in the game. Now I have to stay with you guys to see who this mauler is, then I can kill him myself."
Antoine threw his hands in the air. "Oh Geez! how can you people be so stupid? here, let me show you something." He looked around, ran backstage, and dragged out Cloud by the collar. "Look. RRRRRAAAGGGHHH! Scratch, scratch? Bite, bite? Look familiar?" Antoine demanded.
"Oh! I get it!" Zell cried happily.
"Finally!" Antoine said.
"That's what the mauler looks like when he attacks people! Thanks kid! That's a big help! Ok, now we should start looking for the mauler and...... Wait a second... aren't you dead, Cloud?"
Cloud let his jaw go slack and he got a dopey look on his face. "Nyyaaahhhhhhhhh...."
Antoine shook his head slightly. "God, he's slipped into Maynard mode....." He shoved Cloud offstage again and sighed.
"Look, you should stick with us Antoine. No telling what that monster will do to you if he finds you alone in the woods. You could end up like Vincent." Zell told him.
"Actually, I have to get going." He started to leave but Hwoarang blocked him.
"You can't go back out there." He said.
"Listen Pretty boy. I'll go where I want to. Now move it or git yer ass mauled." Antoine warned.
"You'll get killed!" Aeris said.
"Hmm, well, I think I will challange you to arm wrestling." He puts his arm on a tree stump. "And I challenge Hwoarang."
The two went about the match and Antoine, of course, won. He suddenly looked angry. "Hey, you cheated!" he punched Hwoarang in the face.
"Hey, but you won!" Zell told him.
"Oh yeah.... Hey! I cheated!" he punched Hwoarang in the face again.
Fffffffffssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
"This interview is over!" He made sure pikachu was on his shoulder and walked off into the woods.
"That kid is weirder all the time." Zell said.
"Zell, I just remembered something! I know how to revive people!" Aeris said excitedly.
"Ok, how do you forget something like that Aeris? Honestly...." Zell shook his head. "Well, in any case, we lost 3 of our friends...."
"But 4 people died-" Aeris began.
"We lost THREE of our friends....." Zell insisted. "Let's just get back to camp and think of this."
Death of a Sniper
Pikachu wandered around the forest, looking for things to eat, when he suddenly came upon Vincent and the others camp site. he sniffed around, looking about curiously as Vincent got up and started to walk off into the woods.
Pikachu ran back to Antoine to tell him the news. "Pi! Pika pikachu! Pi pi chu!"
"Oh my God! A tunafish can for five thousand bucks? That's a great deal!" He said exitedly.
Ffsssssshhhhhhhhhhhh................
Pi! Pikachu pi!"
"Oh, you said Vincent is alone in the woods somewhere." He turned away. "Damn, now I'll never get that tunafish can...."
"Pika-"
"I wa-" Antoine started.
"Chu! Pi-"
"I SAID I LIKE IT!" Antoine said loudly.
Pikachu stared oddly at him. Antoine stared back. they both snorted, then Antoine said, "Awe! I can't stay mad at you little buddy! Let's go do some maulin!"
Pikachu hopped up on Antoines shoulder and they started out for a new day.
Meanwhile.......
Aeris stalked around, thinking of possible ways to find this mauler. Tifa was still sleeping off Vincents tranquilizer. Zell, as usual, was shadow boxing, and Vincent had wandered off alone.
"Maybe someone should go look for Vincent. It's not safe, wandering around alone." Aeris spoke up.
"Relax. He'll be back. Maybe he had to take a leak or something. You wouldn't want to walk in on that would you?" Zell asked.
"I sure would..." Aeris muttered.
"What was that?" Zell asked, pausing.
Ffffssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........................
Tifa suddenly woke up, the thought of the mauler out of her memory at the moment. "Hey everyone..." She got up and started to walk around.
"Oh, hey Tifa. Finally up?" Aeris asked.
"Yeah, I...." She trailed off again and fell forward as a tranquilizer dart shot out of the woods and nailed her in the ass. Vincent snickered.
"What'd you do that for?" Zell asked.
"I just like it when she doesn't talk." Vincent replied.
Zell and Aeirs looked at each other questioningly. Then Zell asked. "Hey Vincent, did you see antoine out there anyplace?"
Vincent shook his head. "No. I'm going back out to look around now."
"But aren't you going to help get tifa back to her......."
FFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
There is suddenly a huge breeze, and when Zell and Aeris look back to where Vincent was standing, all they saw was a smoke cloud in the form of his body.
"Vincent?" Zell wondered. He waved his hand through the cloud and the smoke dispersed. "Well I'll be damned..... He pulled an X-Pac...."
Fffffffsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
Antoine wandered around a bit and talked to Pikachu. "Pikachu, I think we make a good mauling team. To hell with the forest bears. We rule!"
A bear came up to him, shaking his paws and roaring. He had heard Antoines statement and was majorly pissed.
"Is there a problem?" Antoine asked calmly.
"Rrrraahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!" The bear roared.
"Oh, so you want to fight, do you? I think this can be solved without that."
The bear tilted his head. "Rrrraaggg?"
"Well, it all began in 1967, when I was just a little Cell baby...." Antoine started.
The bear suddenly screached and ran up to the nearest tree. Looking back to Antoine, he decided that anything was better than hearing that story. He reared back and bashed his head against the tree.
"See Pikachu. That wasn't so hard." He continued on his way to find Vincent.
Half an hour later Vincent stumbled onto a little clearing. It was full of flowers and birds. He looked around and saw Antoine staring at him from afar. "Hey, are you ok? We've been looking everywhere for you!" He yelled.
"Hmmm, well, there's a perfectly logical explination for tha- RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG-" Antoine started running for Vincent when a blur of pink dropped from nowhere and started "Mauling" Vincent. In a flash Vincents clothes were gone.
"OH GOD, MAN BALLS!" Antoine ran off a little ways, Pikachu trying to calm his friend. He rolled his eyes when he started hearing moans coming from the two.
After a few minutes Hitomi got up, the blur of pink being her in a pink dress. "Ok, bye!" She chirped.
Antoine spun around, covering his eyes. "Wait a minute! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR WRITERS CHAIR!"
Hitomi smirked. "I write this thing, meaning I could make Vincent shoot you in the head and have a happy ending. So either let me have my fun and get what you want, or I change the story so that they kill you."
Antoine crossed his arms and thought for a few minutes.
"Hey, antoine?" hitomi asked, looking for an answer.
"What, what, WHAT? This better be about pizza..." He said.
Ffffffssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........................
Hitomi shook her head and walked off, letting the story go back to normal. Vincent looked around, confused. "What's going on?"
Antoine smirked. "This: RRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!"
"PPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ow! Oh Jebus! The pain! It's............... hurtful somehow!!!!!!" Vincent screamed.
Antoine kept mauling, but Vincent just wouldn 't die. Finally he stopped for a second and just stared. "You know, you should be dead by now...."
Vincent shrugged. "I dunno what to tell ya..."
Antoine smirked. "Look! BLOOD!"
VIncent looked down, screamed, then suddenly passed out. Antoine continued to maul him, and finally when he was convinced he was dead he got up and started to walk off towards the others.
Aeris heard the screams of Vincent and ran to his aid, only to find him already dead. Suddenly, for now apparent reason, Hwoarang ran you and started yelling. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The mauler killed Vincent!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Ffffffffssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
"Who the hell are you?" Aeris asked.
Fffffffffffffsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. .......
Antoine came out of hiding. "Oh, that's just nice Hitomi! You had to put the pretty boy in here. Him and his Bobby Sherman good looks..... you better be glad I'm not for Yaoi....."
FFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well it's true!" Antoine yelled. "That's it. I ought to beat the crap out of all of you, just for staring."
"Why are you out here, Hwoarang?" Zell asked.
"Well, Vincent was always one of my favorite characters in the game. Now I have to stay with you guys to see who this mauler is, then I can kill him myself."
Antoine threw his hands in the air. "Oh Geez! how can you people be so stupid? here, let me show you something." He looked around, ran backstage, and dragged out Cloud by the collar. "Look. RRRRRAAAGGGHHH! Scratch, scratch? Bite, bite? Look familiar?" Antoine demanded.
"Oh! I get it!" Zell cried happily.
"Finally!" Antoine said.
"That's what the mauler looks like when he attacks people! Thanks kid! That's a big help! Ok, now we should start looking for the mauler and...... Wait a second... aren't you dead, Cloud?"
Cloud let his jaw go slack and he got a dopey look on his face. "Nyyaaahhhhhhhhh...."
Antoine shook his head slightly. "God, he's slipped into Maynard mode....." He shoved Cloud offstage again and sighed.
"Look, you should stick with us Antoine. No telling what that monster will do to you if he finds you alone in the woods. You could end up like Vincent." Zell told him.
"Actually, I have to get going." He started to leave but Hwoarang blocked him.
"You can't go back out there." He said.
"Listen Pretty boy. I'll go where I want to. Now move it or git yer ass mauled." Antoine warned.
"You'll get killed!" Aeris said.
"Hmm, well, I think I will challange you to arm wrestling." He puts his arm on a tree stump. "And I challenge Hwoarang."
The two went about the match and Antoine, of course, won. He suddenly looked angry. "Hey, you cheated!" he punched Hwoarang in the face.
"Hey, but you won!" Zell told him.
"Oh yeah.... Hey! I cheated!" he punched Hwoarang in the face again.
Fffffffffssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
"This interview is over!" He made sure pikachu was on his shoulder and walked off into the woods.
"That kid is weirder all the time." Zell said.
"Zell, I just remembered something! I know how to revive people!" Aeris said excitedly.
"Ok, how do you forget something like that Aeris? Honestly...." Zell shook his head. "Well, in any case, we lost 3 of our friends...."
"But 4 people died-" Aeris began.
"We lost THREE of our friends....." Zell insisted. "Let's just get back to camp and think of this."