Author's notes: This is my first attempt to write a ZAGR fanfic on this
site so please be nice.
Zim walked down the hall of his castle on his home planet Irk. He walked around then walked down to the dungeon to see all the humans moaning and screaming while being tortured Zim laughed," Since, I've conquered earth, and I also conquered Mars, I can now live in peace."
He walked towards the great hall where all the food would be served. Zim sat down next to Gaz. Zimmy, Zim's mother, watched him while she layed her head on her husband shoulder. She smiled. Gaz looked at Zim," Zim?"
Looked back at her and asked," What?"
"Well," Gaz replied," I really don't feel comfortable living with all aliens, I mean since I'm a human and all, it seems kind of odd don't ya think?"
Zim laughed," Oh no, you'll get used to it."
Gaz smiled and thought (Why is he so sure of things?)
Purple laughed under his breath.
A massager ran into the room and yelled," One of the humans escaped master Zim!"
Zim stared and thought (Dib…)
When Zim ran outside to see what was the matter he laughed when he saw Gir knocking Dib's lights out. Zim walked over to Dib and Gir," Great job Gir!"
Gir smiled and made his stupid look. He jumped up and down on Dib then Dib puked up his breakfast.
Zim was grossed out. Dib yelled," Gir, what ever you are get off me!"
Gir said," Okie Dokie!"
Gir flew off. Zim pulled out his dagger from his knife pocket on his belt, and hid it behide his back so Dib wouldn't see it. Zim laughed," You let my little robot kick your sorry butt! Ha! All you humans are alike! Stupid pathetic and you all have big heads and…."
Dib said," My head is not big!"
Zim laughed," Oh, sorry, I forgot it's huge!"
Zim tried to stab Dib with his dagger but Dib jumped out of the way.
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Sorry to interrupted but this takes place in the medieval times. K. bub bye. Oh if you wanna see a picture that goes with this then go to my site. http://www.geocities.com/zim0491/Zim_s_Zone.html back to the fanficie! Yay! For cheese and fried onion dip.
Gaz ran out side and said," Dib! How did you get out of your cell?!"
Zim grabbed Dib and threw him at the castle wall. Zim kicked him in his *spot*
and Dib fell to the fell ground unconscious. Zim ran over to Gaz and kissed her then took her hand and ran inside his castle. Gaz said," Why did we come back in here? I thought you were going to kick Dib's butt!"
Zim said," I am but I'm working on a weapon that will destroy him once and for all!"
Gaz nodded. Zim went down to his new and improved lab and Gir was running around in circles annoying Zim. Gir yelled," I'm running! I'm running! Can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"
Gir laughed as Zim just ignored him. Zim yelled," There! It's done! I finished Gir's Chip! Oh, and I also finished The Dib Killing Machine thingy! MWHAHHA!"
Gir yelled," Okie Dokie! I'm running! I'm running!"
Zim glared at Gir. Gir ran over to Zim and asked while screaming in his ear (if he has any, somewhere)," Master when ya gonna do it?"
Zim glared," Do what, Gir…"
Gir replied stupidly," Awwwww. Ya know da thing that 2 humans do?"
Zim gasped," GIR! Where do you learn all this stuff?!"
Gir said," Oh, the Jerry Springer show!"
Zim said," Well, ummm…."
Gir replied," Chicken!" Gir ran around saying," Master is a chicken, oh I like chicken!" Gir started to bite Zim.
"Gir! I'm not a Chicken. I'm not scared and I'm not the eatable chicken!"
Zim ran upstairs and took Gazs hand, but right then and there Gir was circling Gaz and saying," Master LUVS you. Yup yup yup! He loves you lots he is going to do stuffers!" Gir started to laugh as Zim blushed feeling embarrassed.
Gaz said," Awww. Gir, you must stop being so cute and so cruel at the same time!"
Zim kicked Gir out of the way and said," Ummmm… Gaz…..can…you….well….what….I'm trying to… say is………"
Gaz kissed him and Zim paused in the middle of his sentence. She blushed and then Zim fainted in her arms. She picked him up and layed him on the couch. Zimmy ran into the room and asked," What happened to my son!"
Gaz said," It's ok he just got knocked out when I kissed him."
Zimmy said,"Alright…if you say so." She walked out of the room.
Zim walked down the hall of his castle on his home planet Irk. He walked around then walked down to the dungeon to see all the humans moaning and screaming while being tortured Zim laughed," Since, I've conquered earth, and I also conquered Mars, I can now live in peace."
He walked towards the great hall where all the food would be served. Zim sat down next to Gaz. Zimmy, Zim's mother, watched him while she layed her head on her husband shoulder. She smiled. Gaz looked at Zim," Zim?"
Looked back at her and asked," What?"
"Well," Gaz replied," I really don't feel comfortable living with all aliens, I mean since I'm a human and all, it seems kind of odd don't ya think?"
Zim laughed," Oh no, you'll get used to it."
Gaz smiled and thought (Why is he so sure of things?)
Purple laughed under his breath.
A massager ran into the room and yelled," One of the humans escaped master Zim!"
Zim stared and thought (Dib…)
When Zim ran outside to see what was the matter he laughed when he saw Gir knocking Dib's lights out. Zim walked over to Dib and Gir," Great job Gir!"
Gir smiled and made his stupid look. He jumped up and down on Dib then Dib puked up his breakfast.
Zim was grossed out. Dib yelled," Gir, what ever you are get off me!"
Gir said," Okie Dokie!"
Gir flew off. Zim pulled out his dagger from his knife pocket on his belt, and hid it behide his back so Dib wouldn't see it. Zim laughed," You let my little robot kick your sorry butt! Ha! All you humans are alike! Stupid pathetic and you all have big heads and…."
Dib said," My head is not big!"
Zim laughed," Oh, sorry, I forgot it's huge!"
Zim tried to stab Dib with his dagger but Dib jumped out of the way.
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Sorry to interrupted but this takes place in the medieval times. K. bub bye. Oh if you wanna see a picture that goes with this then go to my site. http://www.geocities.com/zim0491/Zim_s_Zone.html back to the fanficie! Yay! For cheese and fried onion dip.
Gaz ran out side and said," Dib! How did you get out of your cell?!"
Zim grabbed Dib and threw him at the castle wall. Zim kicked him in his *spot*
and Dib fell to the fell ground unconscious. Zim ran over to Gaz and kissed her then took her hand and ran inside his castle. Gaz said," Why did we come back in here? I thought you were going to kick Dib's butt!"
Zim said," I am but I'm working on a weapon that will destroy him once and for all!"
Gaz nodded. Zim went down to his new and improved lab and Gir was running around in circles annoying Zim. Gir yelled," I'm running! I'm running! Can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"
Gir laughed as Zim just ignored him. Zim yelled," There! It's done! I finished Gir's Chip! Oh, and I also finished The Dib Killing Machine thingy! MWHAHHA!"
Gir yelled," Okie Dokie! I'm running! I'm running!"
Zim glared at Gir. Gir ran over to Zim and asked while screaming in his ear (if he has any, somewhere)," Master when ya gonna do it?"
Zim glared," Do what, Gir…"
Gir replied stupidly," Awwwww. Ya know da thing that 2 humans do?"
Zim gasped," GIR! Where do you learn all this stuff?!"
Gir said," Oh, the Jerry Springer show!"
Zim said," Well, ummm…."
Gir replied," Chicken!" Gir ran around saying," Master is a chicken, oh I like chicken!" Gir started to bite Zim.
"Gir! I'm not a Chicken. I'm not scared and I'm not the eatable chicken!"
Zim ran upstairs and took Gazs hand, but right then and there Gir was circling Gaz and saying," Master LUVS you. Yup yup yup! He loves you lots he is going to do stuffers!" Gir started to laugh as Zim blushed feeling embarrassed.
Gaz said," Awww. Gir, you must stop being so cute and so cruel at the same time!"
Zim kicked Gir out of the way and said," Ummmm… Gaz…..can…you….well….what….I'm trying to… say is………"
Gaz kissed him and Zim paused in the middle of his sentence. She blushed and then Zim fainted in her arms. She picked him up and layed him on the couch. Zimmy ran into the room and asked," What happened to my son!"
Gaz said," It's ok he just got knocked out when I kissed him."
Zimmy said,"Alright…if you say so." She walked out of the room.