Title: Jedi
Author: Kundri
E-mail address: digitabulummagaehotmail.com
Author's Website: None
Rating: G
Category: Action/Adventure
Pairing (if needed):
Warnings: None that I can think of…
Spoilers: None
Summery: As a Freshman in High School we had to write a play using Elizabethan terms and phrases. This was assigned shortly after Episode I came out, hence the subject matter. It is a little AU, okay maybe a lot, because the events of TPM never took place and Qui-Gon has two Padawans. Just read and find out! This is just the crazy wonderings of my brain. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars or any of the characters therein. I am just here to have a little fun with my two favorite Jedi. No harm done so please don't sue. However, I have to claim the character of Kristin since she is I.
Cast of Characters:
Kristin: Qui-Gon's young apprentice
Qui-Gon Jinn: Jedi Master
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Jedi Knight
Narrator: storyteller
Narrator: The sunrise on Coruscant is the most spectacular in the galaxy, yet the young apprentice of Qui-Gon Jinn has never seen it. Qui-Gon tries to wake his apprentice from her deep slumber in order to begin her Jedi training.
Qui-Gon: Kristin, wilt thou procure from thy bed you slugabed.
Kristin: I beseech thee Master, let me sleep.
Narrator: To Kristin's total shock Qui-Gon levitates her out of bed and drops her on the floor.
Kristin: Ow! Not again!
Qui-Gon: Thou art to begin thine training this morrow. Out of bed Kristin, anon!
Kristin: (rises and pulls on her Jedi robes) Aye Master.
Qui-Gon: Hence forth to the training room.
Kristin: Aye Qui-Gon.
Narrator: Kristin and Qui-Gon walk down the hall where they meet Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kristin's dueling partner.
Obi-Wan: Good morrow Master! How be thou this day?
Qui-Gon: I am good.
Obi-Wan: I see thou hast procured thine slugabed from her chamber.
Qui-Gon: Aye.
Narrator: Kristin stops for a moment angered at her friend, and teacher. She runs to catch up when they round a corner.
Kristin: But soft! I am not a loggerhead! Thou speakest of me as if I do not exist.
Obi-Wan: Sorry, 'tis true. Thou sleepest as if thou were sped.
Kristin: Ha-ha very funny.
Qui-Gon: Wilt thou two go to!
Kristin: Aye Master.
Obi-Wan: Aye Master.
Qui-Gon: Mark me, 'tis not the Jedi way to misbehave. Thrice have thou greeted each other as such. 'Tis thine duty to uphold the Jedi Code, and respect thy Master.
Kristin: (aside to Obi-Wan) I doth disdain lectures.
Obi-Wan: Hush now or thou wilt get us in trouble.
Qui-Gon: I heard that. What are you two talking about?
Kristin: Naught.
Qui-Gon: Thou art lying to me. Obi-Wan what were you two speaking of?
Obi-Wan: Kristin was just stating how much she disdains lectures.
Kristin: (aside to Obi-Wan) Thou art a saucy merchant.
Qui-Gon: As thy scourge for this misbehavior, thou wilt scrub the Council Chamber floor, and clean all the windows.
Kristin: But Master!
Qui-Gon: Would thou like to clean all the windows in the Temple?
Kristin: Nay.
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan thou wilt assist Kristin.
Obi-Wan: But soft! I have done naught.
Qui-Gon: Doth thou wish to do it by thyself?
Obi-Wan: Nay Master.
Qui-Gon: It wilt be good for thou to work together.
Kristin: (aside to Obi-Wan) We can use the Force.
Qui-Gon: I heard that. Thou wilt have a Droid to watch and insure thou doth not use the Force.
Narrator: Obi-Wan stepped forward and clapped his hand over Kristin's mouth. He then dragged her away to the Council Chamber so they could begin their punishment.
Kristin: Wherefore did thou do that?
Obi-Wan: So thou could not get us in more trouble.
Kristin: I am sorry. I think we should start.
Obi-Wan: Aye.
Qui-Gon: Kristin, get out of bed anon!
Kristin: (snores) Zzz…Zzz…
Narrator: Qui-Gon again levitates Kristin from her bed and drops her on the floor. Little does Qui-Gon know that Kristin put cushions on the floor and continues to sleep peacefully.
Qui-Gon: (aside) so, she grows more intelligent each morrow.
Narrator: Qui-Gon growing impatient with his young apprentice's wiles, barges into her room. He stands before her and tapes her with the toe of his boot.
Kristin: (screams) what art thou doing? (aside) I think I'm in trouble now.
Qui-Gon: Thou art incessantly trying my patients. It stops anon. Thou put thy Master to shame.
Kristin: Sorry Master. (aside) I like chiding as much as I like lectures.
Narrator: Obi-Wan enters to find Qui-Gon lecturing Kristin, again.
Obi-Wan: Are we to have our lesson in here this morrow, Master?
Qui-Gon: Aye. 'Tis thine duty today to levitate that cup hither.
Kristin: Is thou sure I am ready for this?
Qui-Gon: Thou waste energy on trying to stay asleep. Wherefore not use it constructively?
Kristin: Aye Master.
Act III
Narrator: Qui-Gon goes about his daily ritual of trying to wake Kristin from her sleep, only to have a little surprise waiting for him.
Qui-Gon: Kristin out of bed anon!
Kristin: (opens door) Yes Master.
Qui-Gon: Thou art awake! 'Tis barley dawn!
Kristin: Surprised? I think I have finally learned my lesson.
Qui-Gon: Good.
Obi-Wan: Good morrow, Master, Kristin! How be thou this bright day?
Kristin: We are both good.
Obi-Wan: Shall we go?
Qui-Gon: Aye, to the training room.
Narrator: Qui-Gon lead the way, followed by Kristin, and Obi-Wan; who walked arm in arm. Kristin and Obi-Wan Kenobi completed their training under the watchful eye of their Master, Qui-Gon Jinn.
The End