Different Uses For the Heart of Atlantis ConfirmTheOriginOfFire
(Dr. Sweet holds up the small crystal hanging from his neck)
Dr. Sweet: Now, the Atlantians tell me this little baby can saw through both a femur AND the operating table in less then 0.5 seconds, but I'm betting I can cut that time in half!
(He uses the crystal to saw through Milo's leg, the table, and the clock)
Milo: GAAAAHHH!
Dr. Sweet(holds up the broken clock and Milo's leg): See! I told you so!
(Vincent enters)
Vincent: That is bad news. You just sawed through a bomb!
Dr. Sweet(holds up "clock," which is actually a time bomb): Bomb! Where!
Vincent: You're holding it.
Dr. Sweet: Oh no, this isn't a bomb, it's my alarm clock.
Vincent: Uh oh. When is the alarm set to go off?
Milo: HELLO! MY LEG IS CUT OFF!
Dr. Sweet: Shutup. It's in half a minute, Vinny, why?
Vincent: Uh...run away!
(Dr. Sweet and Vincent run away)
Milo: What about me?
Vincent: Die heteric!
(Bomb explodes)
Dr. Sweet: Ah well, I never liked him anyway.
Audrey: What the hell was that?
Vincent: Uh, nothing.
Audrey: Did you blow someone else up?
Dr. Sweet: Yeah. He blew up both Milo AND my practice. I liked that building!
Audrey: You blew Milo up?
Vincent: Yah.
Audrey: I don't know what to do first: thank you or search the ruins for stuff I can hawk for cash.
Dr. Sweet: Do both. But why do you need my stuff? Don't we all have unbelievable fortunes?
Audrey: Bleh, my papa pissed it all away on gambling and booze. Why don't you have your money?
Vincent: All gone. All in lawyer's fees and injury compensation.
Dr. Sweet: I bought a Ferrari and crashed it.
Audrey: You drove without insurance, you damn fool?! You're mental!
Dr. Sweet: You make that sound like a bad thing.
Mole(entering and laughing that creepy laugh): Uhhhh...
Vincent: Eh, hi Mole.
Mole: Heh, I finally figured out why I'm always laughing like this, heh...
Audrey: Why?
Mole: Remember that voodoo dildo I bought from Thaddeus Thatch, heh?
Dr. Sweet: Now that you mention it, I do remember Thaddeus Thatch being into that sort of thing...
Mole: Well, I was actually forced to buy it cause when he was explaining it to me I said "Voodoo dick my ass!" and it did.
Vincent: Eh, did what?
Mole: Whatever part of the body you say, it will...you know.
Audrey: No I'm afraid I don't. Care to reiterate?
Mole: Ah, no. But I'm having surgery to remove it, heh.
Dr. Sweet: Okay that's just sick.
Milo(entering, covered in soot): DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME???
Audrey: I wish I could.
Milo: What the...I...BITCH!
Dr. Sweet: Don't call her a bitch, bitch!
Audrey: Bitch, eh? Well I think you're a bastark!
Milo: Bastark? What the hell's a bastark?
Dr. Sweet: We made it up one day.
Mole: We think it means pooner.
Milo: What the hell does pooner mean?
Vincent: We're not sure.
Milo: Well where did you hear it?
Audrey: We don't know, we just made it up.
Milo: You people are so weird!
Dr. Sweet: You bastarks and pooners are so weird!
(They throw Milo down an air shaft)
Vincent: Wanna get some, eh, ice cream or pizza or somthing?
All: Sure!
Milo(from vent): I want some!
Audrey: Shut up or I'll spit on you!
Okay, that was dumb