song fic with mild lyrics twisting. i don't like this song, but the word hero (continously repeated) made me think of heero, and my favorite heero pairing. sappy love song, not even a mention of Relena (collective audience gasps). this one's for my friend, nick.

disclaimer: i. do. not. own. them.

Heero

See: Hey yous guys.

Heero: Uh-oh. See wants something.

Duo: Should we run now?

Heero: *shakes head* It's too late.

See: *scowls* Very funny. Actually, that's not why I'm here. We got the booking, Nick will be there, he suspects nothing and the manager says he doesn't care what you take off while you sing, as long as you leave on at least a thong.

Heero: *blushes*

Duo: *grins* Nick will enjoy that. Make it a black spandex thong.

Heero: Omae o korosu.

Duo: That only works once on one person.

See: Stop it, we'll be late.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At a random club
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nick: I thought you said this place was really hopping at night.

See: Quiet night, I guess.

Trowa: ...

Quatre: Yeah, the food is good. Heero would probably like the lobster.

Nick: Let's not talk about Heero, ok? I'm still mad at him.

See: *exchanges slightly concerned look with Duo*

Duo: *shrugs*

Manager: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a special show for you tonight.

Duo and See: *smirk*

Quatre: Nani?

Manager: Please welcome....uh...Heero Iglesias....I guess.

Duo: *goes into coma from suppressed laughter*

Heero: *appears on the stage, dressed in white collared shirt half unbuttonned,black, tight pants and a thin gold chain*

Nick: *drops jaw*

Heero: *grabs mic, looks directly into Nick's eyes, and starts to sing*

Would you dance
if I asked you to dance?

See: *whispers to Duo* he does this better then the dude.

Would you run
and never look back?
Would you cry
if you saw me cry?
And would you save my soul, tonight?

Heero: *pauses, throws Nick pleading look*

Nick: *looks on the verge of tears*

Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.

Heero: *starts to dance slowly*

Duo: *aside to See* Son of a gun, he dances better too.

I can be your Heero, Nick-chan.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Nick: *actually starts to cry*

Trowa: ...? (translation: Now why didn't I think of this?)

Would you swear
that you'll always be mine?

Nick: *whispers* Forever...

Or would you lie?
would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?

See: *snorts at last line*

I don't care...
You're here tonight.

Collective crowd: Awwwwww...

I can be your Heero, Nick-chan.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Oh, I just want to hold you.
I just want to hold you.

Nick: *sobs*

Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care...
You're here tonight.

I can be your Heero, Nick-chan.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your Heero, Nick-chan.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your Heero.

Heero: *stops to drain off emotion* *looks back at Nick* Forgive me, Nick-chan?

Nick: Always! *jumps up on stage* *hugs Heero fiercely*

Collective audience: Awwwww....(again!)

Duo: What happened to the thong idea?

See: *shrugs* Do we care?

Duo: *whines* Yeesssssss.....

See: -_-* Go get Wufei in one.

Duo: Ok! *runs off*

See: *watches him go* *shakes head* Ok...review, onegai?