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Vell, looks like it's my turn.
Kurt here. Zis is my turn to write about vhat happens to us X-men. Vhen ve get togezer, somezing is going to happen. In fact, none of us have come to ze mansion wizout some sort of trouble. Just vone veek ago, ve had ze mansion stormed vhile only zree of us vere here. One of us is still in bed from zat situation.
Not by vill, you can be sure.
In fact, as I valked zrough ze front door of ze mansion after school, I couldn't help but vonder vhat Leo vas doing. Leo vas ze newest member of ze X-men, and vone of ze most active. After being told to vait in bed for four days, he vas a little restless.
Actually, he vas very restless.
I had been planning to go to my room, complain about having homevork for zirty minutes, finish it in five, zen talk to Leo. I had 'ported home, so none of ze ozers vere home yet. Zat meant Leo and I had a few minutes to talk.
As it vas, Leo being bored vasn't a problem. Vhen he vasn't in his room, I finally found him at the home computer. His not being in bed vas a no-no in ze professor's book.
I quietly 'ported behind him and read the screen over the shoulder.
[The Void] Danny: Yo, dudes
[The Void] White Lion: Hey
[The Void] Chaya: Hey, Danny! *Snugs*
[The Void] White Lion: Should I be jealous?
[The Void] Danny: WHAT?
[The Void] Chaya: Dan, he's kidding.
[The Void] White Lion: You thought I was kidding, Cha?
Meanie
[The Void] Chaya: You /are/ kidding, right?
[The Void] White Lion gives a patient sigh. Yes, Cha
[The Void} Chaya: Oh, too bad.
[The Void] Danny: Hey, what kind of name is White Lion,
anyway?
[The Void] White Lion: Better then your /actual name/
[The Void] Danny: This ain't my real name, thank you very
much
[The Void] White Lion: The name describes me, you could
say
"Shouldn't it be 'Orange Lion'?" I asked Leo.
Leo shot up in his seat. "Damn it to hell," he muttered.
[The Void] White Lion: Cha, Danny, excuse me. I have to
go
[The Void] Chaya: How close are you to getting caught?
[The Void] White Lion: It's kind of after the fact,
actually
[The Void] Chaya: Good luck, WL.
[The Void] Danny: Good riddance, WL
[The Void] Chaya: WOW! Dan's /jealous/!
[The Void] Danny: I am not!
[The Void] Chaya: Dan wants WL to stand aside so he can
make his /moooove/!
[The Void] Danny: I don't know what you're talking about!
[The Void] Chaya: You want in on this, WL?
[The Void] White Lion: No, I really have to go now
[The Void] Danny: well, at least I have an interest in
girls
"Excuse me, Kurt. I must defend my honor," Leo said grimly, typing madly.
[The Void] White Lion: I AM NOT GAY! Just because I don't
hit on twelve-year-olds, too. Besides, I have a girlfriend.
"Who is zis girlfriend?" I asked, pretending not to know. Leo and my sister, Rogue, vere together, but zey hadn't told anyvone yet.
"Err… can we talk about that later?"
[The Void] Chaya: Whoo! Score one for the king of the
jungle!
[The Void] White Lion: now, I really must go
Chaya: OK, I'll just fry Danny to a well-done crisp.
"How do you fry somevone over ze computer?" I asked Leo.
"With words."
"Oh. Ja, I got it."
[The Void] Chaya: Frak, just /go/!
[The Void] White Lion: OK, bye Cha
Leo promptly closed ze vindow. Zen he quickly turned around in ze chair. "Are you going to tell Logan about this?"
On Vednesday, Logan had caught Leo in ze Danger Room vhen Leo had tried to vork out some of his energy by killing sentinels. Logan had promised him zat if anyone caught him out of bed again, he vould be tied down to his bed and not let out until Sunday.
Now, vonce Leo and I fought a lot, but ve vorked things out and now considered vone another best friends.
Zat didn't mean I couldn't give him a hard time.
I grinned. "Zat depends."
Leo sighed softly. "Okay, I'll bite. On what?"
"Dinner on Saturday vill be ze first big meal zat you'll be at in ze last zree days."
"Go on."
"Vould you sing "Oops I Did It Again," by Brittany Spears? Loudly? In the middle of ze conversations going on?"
Leo groaned and put his head in his hands. "You are pure evil."
"Vhere do you zink I got zis tail? Selling Devil's Food?"
"That wasn't very funny. You having an off day?"
"For zat, you must also add a dance routine."
"No! I apologize!"
"Vell… okay. Apology accepted."
Leo sighed. "Thank you."
"You still have to do a dance routine," I added, grinning.
"Did I mention that you are evil?"
"Ja, ve covered zat."
"Just checking."
"JUNIOR!" Logan shouted up the stairs. "ARE YOU IN BED?"
Leo's eyes widened. "Kurt, I need a quick port!" he hissed desperately.
My grin videned. "Vill you sing and dance?"
Leo gave me a death look. "Do I have a choice?"
I caught his arm and 'ported to his room. "Kitty has ze CD, if you need to refresh your memory."
Leo shot into bed and pulled up his covers. I 'ported to my own room and got to vork on my homevork.
Ve only just beat Logan. A few seconds later, I heard a door in ze hall open. I 'ported downstairs to meet up viz ze others as they arrived home.
"Hey, Kurt," Rogue greeted me as she walked in. "Is Logan checkin' on Leo?"
"Ja. I vould give it a few more minutes before you check in on him."
"Yeah, I still can't get over the fact that Logan cares so much."
Logan knew so much about Leo it vas scary. I vould have zought zey had a psychic link or somezing like zat. Scott had had enough lack of tact to say, "Geez, I'd swear you two were dating or something." Logan, of course, threatened to beat Scott to a bloody pulp. Leo didn't know yet, but when he heard, he vould beat Scott to a bloody pulp.
"So, how is he?" Scott asked innocently. He vas most likely hoping zat Leo vould be in bed for a few extra days. Ever since the party incident, Leo had been out for Scott's blood.
"He's going to shoot out of bed tomorrow and go hunt somezing. Oh, and Kitty, could I borrow your Brittany Spears CD tonight?"
Kitty vas very taken aback. "S-sure. Why?"
I smiled wickedly. "You'll find out tomorrow."
Zen I 'ported up to her room and got ze CD, 'ported to Leo's room and gave it to him, and 'ported to my room and laid on my bed.
I could hardly vait for ze next day's dinner.