CHAPTER TWO: THE TUNNEL OF LOVE!!
DISCLAIMER: These characters arn't mine.. blah blah... blah...anything else that remotely resembles someone else's work, well, they shall have the credit. ETC. lol
Anyways, we find our two heroes in the tunnel of love... after ditching Sir Anal Retentive....
Uriko: Come on, Kenji, get in!
Kenji: Why does the world's largest game arcade have a Tunnel-Of-Love?!?!
Uriko:..... uhh.....
Narrator: Don't ask me.
Kenji: Ok, whatever... well Riko, let's get on!!
Uriko: Kay! =)
Narrator: Uriko hops and skips into a boat along with Kenji when... suddenly, Alice and Yugo come running up behind them! Unfortunately, (or fortunately, perhaps?) the two were already in a boat, drifting away.
Alice: URIKO!!
Yugo: KENJI!!
Kenji & Uriko: O_O
Alice: Get back here you two!! Get back here!!
Yugo: Lucky man, Kenji! I sure wish ALLY here would go on this boat ride with me, why if-
*SMACK*
Yugo: Oww!!
Alice: Kenji! You better keep your hands off my sis!
Uriko: Oh Sis.... leave me alone for once! Me and Kenji are fine!! *To Kenji* Heehee! We got rid of 'em! Just you and me.. I guess... =)
Kenji: Err... I uh... so...
Uriko: Kenji... *leans up against him and puts her arms around him*.. I.....
Narrator: CUT!
Kenji + Uriko: Whaaaat????
Narrator: This is only supposed to be a PG-rated story!!
Uriko: Are you saying... no... Keniko....???
Kenji: No Keniko?!
Both: *Crying on each others' shoulders*
Narrator: FINE!! Go have your darn Keniko if it means that much to you! -_-
Both: YAAAAY!!!
Uriko: Like I was saying... Kenji.. I...
Narrator: Um.. hold up again.
Uriko: SHUT THE HECK UP, YOU NINNY NARRATOR!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BELOVED KENJI!!! G O A W A Y!!!!!
Kenji: o_o
*Uriko begins to glow.. she is transforming into a cat once again.*
Narrator: !!!!!!!!! Uh... umm..
*SLASH!*
*Narrator disintegrates*
Uriko: *confused look* Oh! Where was I? Ah yes! As I was saying, Kenji... I..
*FWISH*
Kenji: What now?!
Narrator II: Hello. I am the new replacement for Narrator.
Both: -_-'
Uriko: Ignore him... anyways.... Kenji... I.... I.... hey, no more inturuptions, right???
Narrator II: I am unlike the first narrator, I love Keniko. ^_^ Please continue!
Both: Cool!
Uriko: Finally... Kenji...I....I love you.....
Kenji: Uriko....... *looks deep into her beautiful, chestnut eyes....* I love you too..........
Narrator II: *sniff* *sniff* *blows nose loudly* I love happy endings!! And weddings! And sandwiches!
Both: -_-'
Kenji: Hey,,, Riko... you're still in cat form....?
Uriko: Huh? Oh, yeah, right! =^-^=
Kenji: Oh. OK ^_^ .
*Uriko curls tail around his leg while he starts kissing her like mad. The two are kissing (Uriko purring somewhat), kissing ,kissing until..*
*FWISH*
Revived Narrator: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Narrator II: Oh, it's you! What are you doing here??!?!?!?
Revived Narrator: I'm the Narrator! I can do whatever I want!!!
Narrator II: Is that so??? Well, NUH-UH, I'm the narrator now!!!
Revived Narrator: What did you just say?? *SLAP*
Narrator II: BRING IT! *SLAP*
Revived Narrator: IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT! *SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
Uriko and Kenji: o_o ....*heads moving back and forth, watching the slap-match.*
Kenji: The sad part is, I'm pretty sure that they are both guys.
Uriko: Yeah, I know.....
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
Alice: Just what is going on here!?!?!?
Yugo: Yeah! Uh.. what she said!
*Yugo and Ally appear on a boat, coming up from behind. Yugo is paddling like mad in the back.*
Revived Narrator: Whew, thank goodness.
Narrator II: What do you mean? ALICE IS GOING TO TRY TO STOP THE KENIKO!
Revived Narrator: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE KENIKO! It was getting just plain weird...
Narrator: Weird? WEIRD?!?!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A BLOODY ROAR FAN-FICTION YOU LUNATIC! IT IS WEIRD IN THE FIRST PLACE! *punch*
Revived Narrator: x_O ...........Ow. Well I mean, Kenji started kissing an overgrown cat.... just plain weird!
Narrator II: What more do you want??
Revived Narrator: A plot point? An action scene? A blown-up car????
All: -_-
Yugo: You know, Bun-bun, this is kind of romantic! *makes 'woof'ing noise*
*SMACK*
Yugo: Oww....
Alice: URIKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KENJI?!
Narrator II: Look, Alice, I don't think you want to do that. Keniko is one of the most cherished moments among the Bloody Roar fans.
Alice: Ke..Keniko? Wha?
Narrator II: Keniko symbolizes their relationship. Everybody loves it. Oh, and if you break them up, Hudson will charge you... *brings out calculator*....$4,506,293,920 and... twenty-three cents. Oh, and about forty-thousand angry fans will personally murder you.
Alice: Oh. o_o' Um.. carry on then!
Uriko: *back to normal* You know what, thanks to all of you, now the moment is ruined! So it doesn't matter, anyways! Come with me, Kenji, we shall go somewhere else!
Kenji: Erm.... Okay.
Revived Narrator: I HEARD THAT!
Kenji: O_O
*They have just reached the end of the ride and both of them get off. Yugo comes up to give Alice a kiss when she isn't looking, but ends up with nothing but air and falls from the boat. She had already gotten off.*
Narrator II: *as the screen fades* OH! One more thing! I have personally seen to it that Cronos is kicked off the cast, immediat- huh? Where did everybody go? Hey, guys, um... com'on you guys! Hey wait up for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Well? what do you think? Too much narrator action, maybe? Ah heck, ya gotta love them Narrators! Well, 'til next time.... byebye! More to come!
DISCLAIMER: These characters arn't mine.. blah blah... blah...anything else that remotely resembles someone else's work, well, they shall have the credit. ETC. lol
Anyways, we find our two heroes in the tunnel of love... after ditching Sir Anal Retentive....
Uriko: Come on, Kenji, get in!
Kenji: Why does the world's largest game arcade have a Tunnel-Of-Love?!?!
Uriko:..... uhh.....
Narrator: Don't ask me.
Kenji: Ok, whatever... well Riko, let's get on!!
Uriko: Kay! =)
Narrator: Uriko hops and skips into a boat along with Kenji when... suddenly, Alice and Yugo come running up behind them! Unfortunately, (or fortunately, perhaps?) the two were already in a boat, drifting away.
Alice: URIKO!!
Yugo: KENJI!!
Kenji & Uriko: O_O
Alice: Get back here you two!! Get back here!!
Yugo: Lucky man, Kenji! I sure wish ALLY here would go on this boat ride with me, why if-
*SMACK*
Yugo: Oww!!
Alice: Kenji! You better keep your hands off my sis!
Uriko: Oh Sis.... leave me alone for once! Me and Kenji are fine!! *To Kenji* Heehee! We got rid of 'em! Just you and me.. I guess... =)
Kenji: Err... I uh... so...
Uriko: Kenji... *leans up against him and puts her arms around him*.. I.....
Narrator: CUT!
Kenji + Uriko: Whaaaat????
Narrator: This is only supposed to be a PG-rated story!!
Uriko: Are you saying... no... Keniko....???
Kenji: No Keniko?!
Both: *Crying on each others' shoulders*
Narrator: FINE!! Go have your darn Keniko if it means that much to you! -_-
Both: YAAAAY!!!
Uriko: Like I was saying... Kenji.. I...
Narrator: Um.. hold up again.
Uriko: SHUT THE HECK UP, YOU NINNY NARRATOR!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BELOVED KENJI!!! G O A W A Y!!!!!
Kenji: o_o
*Uriko begins to glow.. she is transforming into a cat once again.*
Narrator: !!!!!!!!! Uh... umm..
*SLASH!*
*Narrator disintegrates*
Uriko: *confused look* Oh! Where was I? Ah yes! As I was saying, Kenji... I..
*FWISH*
Kenji: What now?!
Narrator II: Hello. I am the new replacement for Narrator.
Both: -_-'
Uriko: Ignore him... anyways.... Kenji... I.... I.... hey, no more inturuptions, right???
Narrator II: I am unlike the first narrator, I love Keniko. ^_^ Please continue!
Both: Cool!
Uriko: Finally... Kenji...I....I love you.....
Kenji: Uriko....... *looks deep into her beautiful, chestnut eyes....* I love you too..........
Narrator II: *sniff* *sniff* *blows nose loudly* I love happy endings!! And weddings! And sandwiches!
Both: -_-'
Kenji: Hey,,, Riko... you're still in cat form....?
Uriko: Huh? Oh, yeah, right! =^-^=
Kenji: Oh. OK ^_^ .
*Uriko curls tail around his leg while he starts kissing her like mad. The two are kissing (Uriko purring somewhat), kissing ,kissing until..*
*FWISH*
Revived Narrator: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Narrator II: Oh, it's you! What are you doing here??!?!?!?
Revived Narrator: I'm the Narrator! I can do whatever I want!!!
Narrator II: Is that so??? Well, NUH-UH, I'm the narrator now!!!
Revived Narrator: What did you just say?? *SLAP*
Narrator II: BRING IT! *SLAP*
Revived Narrator: IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT! *SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
Uriko and Kenji: o_o ....*heads moving back and forth, watching the slap-match.*
Kenji: The sad part is, I'm pretty sure that they are both guys.
Uriko: Yeah, I know.....
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
Alice: Just what is going on here!?!?!?
Yugo: Yeah! Uh.. what she said!
*Yugo and Ally appear on a boat, coming up from behind. Yugo is paddling like mad in the back.*
Revived Narrator: Whew, thank goodness.
Narrator II: What do you mean? ALICE IS GOING TO TRY TO STOP THE KENIKO!
Revived Narrator: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE KENIKO! It was getting just plain weird...
Narrator: Weird? WEIRD?!?!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S A BLOODY ROAR FAN-FICTION YOU LUNATIC! IT IS WEIRD IN THE FIRST PLACE! *punch*
Revived Narrator: x_O ...........Ow. Well I mean, Kenji started kissing an overgrown cat.... just plain weird!
Narrator II: What more do you want??
Revived Narrator: A plot point? An action scene? A blown-up car????
All: -_-
Yugo: You know, Bun-bun, this is kind of romantic! *makes 'woof'ing noise*
*SMACK*
Yugo: Oww....
Alice: URIKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KENJI?!
Narrator II: Look, Alice, I don't think you want to do that. Keniko is one of the most cherished moments among the Bloody Roar fans.
Alice: Ke..Keniko? Wha?
Narrator II: Keniko symbolizes their relationship. Everybody loves it. Oh, and if you break them up, Hudson will charge you... *brings out calculator*....$4,506,293,920 and... twenty-three cents. Oh, and about forty-thousand angry fans will personally murder you.
Alice: Oh. o_o' Um.. carry on then!
Uriko: *back to normal* You know what, thanks to all of you, now the moment is ruined! So it doesn't matter, anyways! Come with me, Kenji, we shall go somewhere else!
Kenji: Erm.... Okay.
Revived Narrator: I HEARD THAT!
Kenji: O_O
*They have just reached the end of the ride and both of them get off. Yugo comes up to give Alice a kiss when she isn't looking, but ends up with nothing but air and falls from the boat. She had already gotten off.*
Narrator II: *as the screen fades* OH! One more thing! I have personally seen to it that Cronos is kicked off the cast, immediat- huh? Where did everybody go? Hey, guys, um... com'on you guys! Hey wait up for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Well? what do you think? Too much narrator action, maybe? Ah heck, ya gotta love them Narrators! Well, 'til next time.... byebye! More to come!