Chapter Three: The strange.. dark......maze. MAZE?!
DISCLAIMER: Too lazy to keep writing it. Visit previous chapters for disclaimer junk. Hey, every fanfic has the same diclaimer anyways, just assume that for every fanfic, since OBVIOUSLY nobody writing these fics owns these characters (except made up ones) so.. well sometimes the system is just dumb!
INSPIRATION: Why didn't I put this before?? Ramza Lionheart and Tiger913, of course! Thank you for writing the stuff you have, you two! Once I read those fics I decided I wanted to do one. Your fics got me hooked into the BR fic world!!
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Narrator II: Sorry about the last chapter guys. The old narrator really was getting on my nerves, too. He's gone off to go bug Uriko in some other fic for right now. Let's hope he doesn't return! Anyhow, our heroes step off their boats and walk up the steps into... into the entrance to a maze?! Will the craziness ever end? Will Uriko and Kenji ever be *alone*? Will... will I ever shut up! Who knows! Well, let's just see what happens now...
Kenji: Oh... no.... not.. a maze....
Alice: ACK. I HATE those things. Anyways, what kind of arcade is this? Tunnel of Love? An extremely large maze? I'm sorry, it's just been bugging me.
Uriko: Read the title! It's the 'arcade to end all', remember? ^_^
Yugo: Do you think there is like, some cheese in the end of it?
All: -_-'
Yugo: Whaaat?
Kenji: Well look, let's get started...
Booming Voice That Comes From No Where: NOT SO FAST.
*Uriko is startled so much, she nearly jumps into Kenji's arms*
Uriko: W-w-w-ho's there.....?
Booming Voice That Comes From No Where: It is I, the Booming Voice That Comes From No Where!
Alice: That doesn't help us very much...
BVTCFNW: Hey, why did you abbreviate my name? I am the Booming Voice That Comes From No Where, not BVTCFNW!!!!!!!!
Narrator II: -_-
Uriko: Well let's go, people! I don't want to be stuck here all night!
Kenji: Yeah, I agree with Riko.. let's move.
BVTCFNW: Not so fast. You will have to pass a small test...
Alice: We're ALREADY passing a test! That maze doesn't look easy!
BVTCFNW: QUIET, YOU.
Alice: o_o
BVTCFNW: Anywho, let's get started! First, everyone please deposit a quarter into the provided slot!
*everyone looks around the small room, and no slot is to be found.*
BVTCFNW: Uh.... oops! Well, nevermind that then... *(under breath) heh heh.... oh well...*.... In that case, you will face a REAL test!
Kenji: 'Real' test? Whaddaya mean, 'real' test!?
BVTCFNW: Now.... FIGHT!
*POOF*
Narrator II: I don't believe it! It's Sir Anal Reten- errr, Cronos! Um... where did he come from?
Cronos: Wha...? Where am I? How did I...? Oh, it's you again! You... bloody peasant! Now is the time where I shall reclaim my beloved Uriko!!
BVTCFNW: I found him over by the Gauntlet machine with some fat guy. And this is just for ONLY ONE of you.... who shall fight him?
Kenji: OH OH! ME! I'LL FIGHT THIS BASTARD!
BVTCFNW: Very well then. *creates a barrier around the two so that nobody can interfere*
Cronos: What's going on?? This must be the strangest place I have ever been... hmm... well I certainly enjoy the chance to defeat you and claim my prize, Madam Uriko! Are you prepared, peasant?
Kenji: Ready as I'll ever be. I've been waiting for a chance to kick your ass ever since I met you... *wry grin..*
BVTCFNW: FIGHT!
*Kenji and Cronos are facing each other, each with a look of pure fury in their eyes.. They dash at each other. Cronos starts throwing a bunch of kicks at Kenji, which he dodges easily. One hits him by accident..*
Kenji: Wait a second... what am I dodging for? That didn't hurt at all!
Cronos: *continues fighting*
Kenji: What a loser!!! *transforms into his mole form*
*Kenji, in one quick strike, mauls Cronos to the ground. He then kicks him against the wall of the bubble, which he bounces off of... he gets thrown back into Kenji. Kenji utilizes his chance to once again kick Cronos.*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow! OK OK! Enough of this nonsense! You shall feel the wrath of my terrifying beast-form! Gwahahahahaha!
BVTCFNW:I've got to see THIS.
Cronos: Grrr...... *transforms... and is engulfed in white light....*
All (including Narrator II and BVTCFNW):.....
*All burst out into laughter*
BVTCFNW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my lord! I have never.... laughed... so hard... in my.. entire.... existance! HAHAHA.............. *chokes himself laughing*...*continues laughing*
Cronos: *squawk* What? *waddles around in a small circle with stubby penguin arms raised up..* What is it that is so funny? Is it-OOF!
*Kenji returns to his cycle of kicking Cronos against the wall of the bubble. This time, though, it's much easier, seeing as.. he's so... so damn scrawny!*
Uriko: This is more entertaining than most shows on TV.
Alice: I'd have to agree..
Yugo: Hey! It's not better than.... the Captain Wallace Wallaby show! I LOVE that show.
Uri + Ally: -_-'....
Yugo: Whaaat? That's a good show!
Narrator II: Weirdo. Anyways, let's see how Kenji is doing...
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*Cronos finally falls the floor and returns to human form... Kenji shifts back to human as well.*
Cronos: *huff* I...*wheeze*...lost...
Cronos: *Thinking to self*: Hmm.. I still have... yes! I still have that sword I won with my game tickets!
*Kenji walks over to the defeated Cronos..*
Kenji: Had enough, you bastard?
Cronos:...
Kenji: What, speech-less?
Cronos *thinking to self*: NOW!
*Cronos jumps up, and pulls out a sword. It begins to glow..*
Kenji: Where did you get that?!
Cronos: I will never tell! *goes to slash Kenji with it, when Kenji jums out of the way... and runs along the wall of the bubble, ending up behind Cronos. Kenji grabs the sword from him.*
Kenji: Got ya' now!
Cronos: No! No!!!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!
*Kenji slashes off Cronos's arm.*
Cronos: I'll never give up!
Kenji: What? Your arm's off!
Cronos: No, it isn't!
Kenji: ??? What's THAT then?
Cronos: It's just a flesh wound!
Kenji: Whatever.. *transforms back into a mole and slashes Cronos to utter pieces. The bubble fades away.*
Uriko: Kenji! Yay! You did it!
(A/N: Now, come on. Everybody HAD to recognize the Monty Python and the Holy Grail refrence there... hehe... 'It's just a flesh wound!" lol!)
BVTCFNW: Wow. Well, whatever. Go on through. *goes back to sleep*
Alice: Niec job, Kenji! Now let's ge through this maze...
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In the maze....
Yugo: There's two ways out of this room!
Uriko: Well, me and Kenji will go one way, and you and Alice can go the other way! Bye! *runs off with Kenji*
Alice: O_O
Yugo: Whatever. Let's just go. Oh and hey, maybe before we go, you can give me a good-luck kiss!
Alice: FINE. *smooch*
Yugo: WOOHOO! Hey, how about another?
*SMACK*
Yugo: Ow...
Alice: Let's just go!
Narrator II: Hmm.. let's see how Uriko and Kenji are faring...
Kenji: Uriko! Where did you go?? I looked down for one second and- *gasp*...
Off in the distance, Kenji sees Uriko... and.. Cronos?!?!? HOLDING HANDS?!?!?
Kenji: OH MY GOD!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!?!?! *runs as fast as he can towards them.*...............OOF! *runs into the wall*...Where did they..go?
Narrator II: What the..?? Why is Cronos still alive?? Hmm... let's check on Uriko..
Uriko: Kenji!!! KENNNNNNNJIIIIIII!!! Where are you...? I'm... lost..................*sniffle*
Uriko looks off down a long hallway... and sees.... Kenji and Uranus....??? HOLDING HANDS?!?!?!?
Uriko: URANUS??!? YOU WHORE!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY KENJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Uriko runs as fast as possible towards the two... when she....* OOF! *...runs into the wall....*
Narrator II: Don't ask me. Imay be the Narrator, but I have NO idea what's going on here. In any event... the two confused teenagers begin wandering the hallways, searching for their lost loves... what's up with Alice and Yugo..?
Alice: OK.. I'll admit it. You ARE cute when you say dumb stuff. Which is... alot.
Yugo: Of course I am, I- HEY! Grrr....oh and... Ally... this way.
Alice: OK... well look. when we get out of here.... would you like to..
Yugo: Go on a date?? Why, of course I would!
Alice: -_-
*Yugo puts his hand on Alice's shoulder, and smiles.*
*Alice turns around to face him... and gives a small smile back..*
Alice: Sure... I'll go on a date with you... ^_~
Yugo *thinking to self*: YES!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Narrator II: Heh, lucky Yugo. Anyways, let's once again see how Riko and Kenji are doing..
*The two stumble into the same room from diffrent hallways... both bawling their eyes out... not looking where they are going and are about to.....*
*CRASH*
Kenji: Hey! Watch where you're- *looks up*
Uriko: Same to you! Why I outta- *looks up*
Kenji: RIKO!
Uriko: KENJI!
Kenji: You're not... you're not hanging out with Cronos?
Uriko: And you're not with Uranus?
Kenji and Uriko, in unison: What are you talking about?!?!?
Narrator II: The two start laughing and hugging and... hey wait! There's the exit! And... Yugo and Alice?
*Yugo and Alice are making out, sitting on the floor behind Uriko and Kenji*
Uriko and Kenji: WOULD YOU TWO GROW UP!?
Narrator II: Hehe... anyways.... they are out of the maze. All four begin to walk out of the exit, only to find themselves..... in Las Vegas?!?!?!? What the heck is up with this fic, anyways? First an arcade, then a tunnel of love, then a maze, and now... LAS VEGAS??? Well, that's all for now, folks! Tune in next time for, Zoanthropes: The Las Vegas Edition!!!!
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Well, how is it??? R&R!! I was so worried about this chapter being dumb and pointless, but I think it turned out OK!! Did you like seeing Cronos get his royal-ass kicked? Oh and by the way... those were hallucinations, trust me. Uranus and Cronos were NOT screwing up the Keniko. The BVTCFNW doesn't mind playing a few jokes once in awhile! Byebye guys!
DISCLAIMER: Too lazy to keep writing it. Visit previous chapters for disclaimer junk. Hey, every fanfic has the same diclaimer anyways, just assume that for every fanfic, since OBVIOUSLY nobody writing these fics owns these characters (except made up ones) so.. well sometimes the system is just dumb!
INSPIRATION: Why didn't I put this before?? Ramza Lionheart and Tiger913, of course! Thank you for writing the stuff you have, you two! Once I read those fics I decided I wanted to do one. Your fics got me hooked into the BR fic world!!
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Narrator II: Sorry about the last chapter guys. The old narrator really was getting on my nerves, too. He's gone off to go bug Uriko in some other fic for right now. Let's hope he doesn't return! Anyhow, our heroes step off their boats and walk up the steps into... into the entrance to a maze?! Will the craziness ever end? Will Uriko and Kenji ever be *alone*? Will... will I ever shut up! Who knows! Well, let's just see what happens now...
Kenji: Oh... no.... not.. a maze....
Alice: ACK. I HATE those things. Anyways, what kind of arcade is this? Tunnel of Love? An extremely large maze? I'm sorry, it's just been bugging me.
Uriko: Read the title! It's the 'arcade to end all', remember? ^_^
Yugo: Do you think there is like, some cheese in the end of it?
All: -_-'
Yugo: Whaaat?
Kenji: Well look, let's get started...
Booming Voice That Comes From No Where: NOT SO FAST.
*Uriko is startled so much, she nearly jumps into Kenji's arms*
Uriko: W-w-w-ho's there.....?
Booming Voice That Comes From No Where: It is I, the Booming Voice That Comes From No Where!
Alice: That doesn't help us very much...
BVTCFNW: Hey, why did you abbreviate my name? I am the Booming Voice That Comes From No Where, not BVTCFNW!!!!!!!!
Narrator II: -_-
Uriko: Well let's go, people! I don't want to be stuck here all night!
Kenji: Yeah, I agree with Riko.. let's move.
BVTCFNW: Not so fast. You will have to pass a small test...
Alice: We're ALREADY passing a test! That maze doesn't look easy!
BVTCFNW: QUIET, YOU.
Alice: o_o
BVTCFNW: Anywho, let's get started! First, everyone please deposit a quarter into the provided slot!
*everyone looks around the small room, and no slot is to be found.*
BVTCFNW: Uh.... oops! Well, nevermind that then... *(under breath) heh heh.... oh well...*.... In that case, you will face a REAL test!
Kenji: 'Real' test? Whaddaya mean, 'real' test!?
BVTCFNW: Now.... FIGHT!
*POOF*
Narrator II: I don't believe it! It's Sir Anal Reten- errr, Cronos! Um... where did he come from?
Cronos: Wha...? Where am I? How did I...? Oh, it's you again! You... bloody peasant! Now is the time where I shall reclaim my beloved Uriko!!
BVTCFNW: I found him over by the Gauntlet machine with some fat guy. And this is just for ONLY ONE of you.... who shall fight him?
Kenji: OH OH! ME! I'LL FIGHT THIS BASTARD!
BVTCFNW: Very well then. *creates a barrier around the two so that nobody can interfere*
Cronos: What's going on?? This must be the strangest place I have ever been... hmm... well I certainly enjoy the chance to defeat you and claim my prize, Madam Uriko! Are you prepared, peasant?
Kenji: Ready as I'll ever be. I've been waiting for a chance to kick your ass ever since I met you... *wry grin..*
BVTCFNW: FIGHT!
*Kenji and Cronos are facing each other, each with a look of pure fury in their eyes.. They dash at each other. Cronos starts throwing a bunch of kicks at Kenji, which he dodges easily. One hits him by accident..*
Kenji: Wait a second... what am I dodging for? That didn't hurt at all!
Cronos: *continues fighting*
Kenji: What a loser!!! *transforms into his mole form*
*Kenji, in one quick strike, mauls Cronos to the ground. He then kicks him against the wall of the bubble, which he bounces off of... he gets thrown back into Kenji. Kenji utilizes his chance to once again kick Cronos.*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow!
*boing!*
*KICK*
Cronos: Ow! OK OK! Enough of this nonsense! You shall feel the wrath of my terrifying beast-form! Gwahahahahaha!
BVTCFNW:I've got to see THIS.
Cronos: Grrr...... *transforms... and is engulfed in white light....*
All (including Narrator II and BVTCFNW):.....
*All burst out into laughter*
BVTCFNW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my lord! I have never.... laughed... so hard... in my.. entire.... existance! HAHAHA.............. *chokes himself laughing*...*continues laughing*
Cronos: *squawk* What? *waddles around in a small circle with stubby penguin arms raised up..* What is it that is so funny? Is it-OOF!
*Kenji returns to his cycle of kicking Cronos against the wall of the bubble. This time, though, it's much easier, seeing as.. he's so... so damn scrawny!*
Uriko: This is more entertaining than most shows on TV.
Alice: I'd have to agree..
Yugo: Hey! It's not better than.... the Captain Wallace Wallaby show! I LOVE that show.
Uri + Ally: -_-'....
Yugo: Whaaat? That's a good show!
Narrator II: Weirdo. Anyways, let's see how Kenji is doing...
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*KICK*
*BOING*
*SQUAWK*
*Cronos finally falls the floor and returns to human form... Kenji shifts back to human as well.*
Cronos: *huff* I...*wheeze*...lost...
Cronos: *Thinking to self*: Hmm.. I still have... yes! I still have that sword I won with my game tickets!
*Kenji walks over to the defeated Cronos..*
Kenji: Had enough, you bastard?
Cronos:...
Kenji: What, speech-less?
Cronos *thinking to self*: NOW!
*Cronos jumps up, and pulls out a sword. It begins to glow..*
Kenji: Where did you get that?!
Cronos: I will never tell! *goes to slash Kenji with it, when Kenji jums out of the way... and runs along the wall of the bubble, ending up behind Cronos. Kenji grabs the sword from him.*
Kenji: Got ya' now!
Cronos: No! No!!!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!
*Kenji slashes off Cronos's arm.*
Cronos: I'll never give up!
Kenji: What? Your arm's off!
Cronos: No, it isn't!
Kenji: ??? What's THAT then?
Cronos: It's just a flesh wound!
Kenji: Whatever.. *transforms back into a mole and slashes Cronos to utter pieces. The bubble fades away.*
Uriko: Kenji! Yay! You did it!
(A/N: Now, come on. Everybody HAD to recognize the Monty Python and the Holy Grail refrence there... hehe... 'It's just a flesh wound!" lol!)
BVTCFNW: Wow. Well, whatever. Go on through. *goes back to sleep*
Alice: Niec job, Kenji! Now let's ge through this maze...
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In the maze....
Yugo: There's two ways out of this room!
Uriko: Well, me and Kenji will go one way, and you and Alice can go the other way! Bye! *runs off with Kenji*
Alice: O_O
Yugo: Whatever. Let's just go. Oh and hey, maybe before we go, you can give me a good-luck kiss!
Alice: FINE. *smooch*
Yugo: WOOHOO! Hey, how about another?
*SMACK*
Yugo: Ow...
Alice: Let's just go!
Narrator II: Hmm.. let's see how Uriko and Kenji are faring...
Kenji: Uriko! Where did you go?? I looked down for one second and- *gasp*...
Off in the distance, Kenji sees Uriko... and.. Cronos?!?!? HOLDING HANDS?!?!?
Kenji: OH MY GOD!?!? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!?!?! *runs as fast as he can towards them.*...............OOF! *runs into the wall*...Where did they..go?
Narrator II: What the..?? Why is Cronos still alive?? Hmm... let's check on Uriko..
Uriko: Kenji!!! KENNNNNNNJIIIIIII!!! Where are you...? I'm... lost..................*sniffle*
Uriko looks off down a long hallway... and sees.... Kenji and Uranus....??? HOLDING HANDS?!?!?!?
Uriko: URANUS??!? YOU WHORE!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY KENJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Uriko runs as fast as possible towards the two... when she....* OOF! *...runs into the wall....*
Narrator II: Don't ask me. Imay be the Narrator, but I have NO idea what's going on here. In any event... the two confused teenagers begin wandering the hallways, searching for their lost loves... what's up with Alice and Yugo..?
Alice: OK.. I'll admit it. You ARE cute when you say dumb stuff. Which is... alot.
Yugo: Of course I am, I- HEY! Grrr....oh and... Ally... this way.
Alice: OK... well look. when we get out of here.... would you like to..
Yugo: Go on a date?? Why, of course I would!
Alice: -_-
*Yugo puts his hand on Alice's shoulder, and smiles.*
*Alice turns around to face him... and gives a small smile back..*
Alice: Sure... I'll go on a date with you... ^_~
Yugo *thinking to self*: YES!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Narrator II: Heh, lucky Yugo. Anyways, let's once again see how Riko and Kenji are doing..
*The two stumble into the same room from diffrent hallways... both bawling their eyes out... not looking where they are going and are about to.....*
*CRASH*
Kenji: Hey! Watch where you're- *looks up*
Uriko: Same to you! Why I outta- *looks up*
Kenji: RIKO!
Uriko: KENJI!
Kenji: You're not... you're not hanging out with Cronos?
Uriko: And you're not with Uranus?
Kenji and Uriko, in unison: What are you talking about?!?!?
Narrator II: The two start laughing and hugging and... hey wait! There's the exit! And... Yugo and Alice?
*Yugo and Alice are making out, sitting on the floor behind Uriko and Kenji*
Uriko and Kenji: WOULD YOU TWO GROW UP!?
Narrator II: Hehe... anyways.... they are out of the maze. All four begin to walk out of the exit, only to find themselves..... in Las Vegas?!?!?!? What the heck is up with this fic, anyways? First an arcade, then a tunnel of love, then a maze, and now... LAS VEGAS??? Well, that's all for now, folks! Tune in next time for, Zoanthropes: The Las Vegas Edition!!!!
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Well, how is it??? R&R!! I was so worried about this chapter being dumb and pointless, but I think it turned out OK!! Did you like seeing Cronos get his royal-ass kicked? Oh and by the way... those were hallucinations, trust me. Uranus and Cronos were NOT screwing up the Keniko. The BVTCFNW doesn't mind playing a few jokes once in awhile! Byebye guys!