~-=Chapter 2: The Attack of the Evil Booger Aliens=-~
"Gohan! CALM DOWN!!! Goten! Help me pin him down!!! AHHH!!! He's trying to bite my leg!!!!! HURRY, GOTEN, HURRY!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY!!" Gohan cackled quite evilly.
"Trunks!! I can't hold him down any longer!! HURRY UP WITH THE ROPE!!!"
"GOHAN!! Stop that right now this instant!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FISHY!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you get when you have a HUNGRY, Half-Saiyan who is a Genius Kid and his kid brother, the kid brother's best friend, and the Genius kid's girlfriend? Well… Find out for yourself and see what you think…
Gohan was on the verge of gnawing on Trunks's leg if it wasn't for Goten and Videl pinning him and tying him down to the ground. Videl was probably the most horrified. Her sweet and innocent Gohan was turning into a mad man in front of her very eyes…
"I think we better find some food.. QUICK…" Trunks replied.
"Yeah.. I think so too…" Goten looked longingly at the fish in the water… "Those fish don't look too bad to eat…..f-fishy…hehehehehehe…."
"No! Goten! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!" Trunks slapped Goten across the face several times to keep his best friend from succumbing to the same fate as his older brother. KA POW! KA POW! KA POW!! KA POW!!!!!!!
"Thanks Trunks… I needed that.."
"Well… I have SOME food… but knowing Gohan, I don't know if it's enough…" said Videl and held out a plastic bag full of groceries. Gohan stared in disbelief.
"F-FOOD!!! V-Videl.. c-c-can I have some..? Please…? Hehehehe.. Please..?"
"It doesn't matter! It's food! We don't want Gohan to be crazy anymore! Come on, Goten!" yelled Trunks and took the bag of groceries from Videl.
"Thanks, Videl!" chirped Goten.
So Gohan was able to get some food in his system… thankfully. However, that didn't keep Trunks, Goten, and Videl from cowering in fear of Gohan's hunger and insanity.
"I don't want to eat another raw egg EVER AGAIN!!! Uugh…" Gohan groaned and rolled on his back, still tied down to the ground. He also had a tint of green on his face. "Urk…I feel sick…."
"Gee, Trunks.. I guess we shouldn't have mixed the mayo and the mustard and the eggs together, huh?" Goten replied.
"Yeah.. But that's ok. I think… Well, at LEAST he isn't gnawing on my LEG!" Trunks didn't look very happy. "Just WAIT until my DAD comes home, Gohan!"
"Raw eggs, mayo, and mustard… Guys, that's DISGUSTING… no wonder Gohan's sick...." remarked Videl.
"We added horseradish too!" Goten chirped.
"Can you untie me yet? Please?"
"No.." all three replied.
"Does Mr. Winky still hurt, Gohan?" chirped Goten.
"Mr. Winky? OH… never mind…" said Videl, turning a bit red.
"YES, Mr. Winky still HURTS, Goten…"
"Would Mr. Winky hurt more if I did this?" Trunks asked and rose up a large boulder.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Put that down, Trunks!!! PUT THAT DOWN!!!! YES it will hurt! Now put it down!!! PUT IT DOWN!!!! TRUNKS!!!!!!" Gohan looked very very scared at that moment. "If only I had a camera…Dad would've loved to see this…"Trunks thought to himself and almost dropped the boulder on Gohan, not really paying attention.
"TRUNKS!! Gohan didn't say drop the boulder on HIM!" Videl screeched.
"Huh? Oh whoops. Eh heh heh.. Whoa… EEK..! Oh no!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! It slipped!!!!"
SMASH!!!!!!
The birdies were flying around, chirping.. and chirping… and. Um.. YEAH. Then, there was a bloodcurdling scream heard throughout the forest and all the animals ran away to hide in their caves. And the forest fell silent….
"TRUNKS!!! How could you do that to my brother!? HOW COULD YOU!?" Goten cried.
"It slipped, Goten! IT SLIPPED!!!" Trunks shrieked. "Gohan, I'm SORRY! I'M SORRY!!! I didn't mean to do that, I SWEAR! I SLIPPED!!"
Gohan didn't say anything… Videl ran over to Gohan's side.
"G-Gohan? Oh my Kami, Trunks, I think you killed him…"
"N…No.. I'm not dead yet Videl… ::whine, whimper::" "And d-don't think I'm NOT going to tell your father, VEGETA, about this!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWWW!!! ::whine:: Videl, will you give me a hug…?" "Awww.. poor Gohan.." said Videl and hugged Gohan.
For the clueless… A review. Trunks "ACCIDENTALLY" dropped a very large boulder on Gohan, also smashing MR. WINKY… For those of you who do not know who MR. WINKY is… also known as The Son Family's "CROWN JEWELS" and if you don't know what that is… well.. sorry but.. too bad. I don't like to get into very much detail if you know what I mean.. ::COUGH!::
Suddenly, there was a strange rustling sound from behind the bushes!!!
"What's that!? Did you hear something…?" Trunks cried.
"Maybe it's the evil Booger Aliens!" yelped Goten.
"PLEASE… There are NO SUCH THINGS as Booger Aliens!" replied Videl in an annoyed tone.
"That's what YOU think, Videl… But there really ARE such things as Booger Aliens! It's just that the authorities won't tell us the TRUTH!!!" said Trunks.
"What do they do… throw radioactive boogers at people and turn them into their …OOWWW… slaves?" Gohan remarked. "And can you all untie me YET!?"
"Well… sure.. why not. Videl, can you untie my brother Gohan?"
"Sure, why not.."
And so Videl untied Gohan from the ground. …weee..
RRRROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!
"Shut up, Trunks…" growled Videl.
"Awwwwww…."
"Hey Trunks! Let's go into the woods and find some stuff to bring back!" Goten whispered to Trunks… Goten had a very mischievous look in his eye.
"Alright.." Trunks whispered back.. "That's weird.. I'M usually the one thinking of the ideas…"
"Gohan! Videl! We're gonna go in the woods and find stuff!" yelled Goten.
"Okay! Be careful you two!!" yelled Videl, but Gohan could only squeak. Poor Gohan…
~~In the Woods~~
"Ok, Goten.. what's your plan?"
"Well, maybe WE could become the Booger Aliens and scare the crap out of Gohan and Videl!"
"You know what? That's not a bad idea! HEY LOOK! There's some green slime over there near that lake! Let's go!"
"Yeah!!"
~~Back at the Campsite~~
"Gohan..? Are you ok..?"
"::pee wee voice:: N-no…"
"Do you think we should go find Goten and Trunks? They've been gone for almost an hour…"
"N-no… AAAAHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!!!! THE WRETCHED PAAAAAINN!!!!!"
GRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gohan and Videl screamed in unison… However, Videl was screaming like a guy and Gohan was screaming like a Sissy Lady…
"WE ARE… THE BOOGER ALIENS… BOW DOWN TO US…"
'No Trunks! That was my line!' The first alien hissed.
'Shut up, Goten!' The other alien hissed back.
"GIVE US… uhh.. THE FISHIES!!"
"THE FISHIES!!!"
Gohan and Videl look at each other puzzled. Then Videl got up and found a bucked, filled it with water, and drenched the two "aliens", and then tossed the bucket aside.
"OW! VIDEL!!! Watch it with that bucket!" yelped Gohan, trying to cover Mr. Winky with his bunny pillow.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's Cold!! It's COLD!!!" Trunks shrieked.
"There's a fishy in my pants! THERE'S A FISHY IN MY PANTS!!!! Get it out!!!!" Goten yelped and was doing a strange wobbling "fishy" dance.
"I knew it…." Gohan muttered under his voice.
Gurgle Gurrrrgle… GURGLe gurgle…. Everyone's stomach growled in unison…
"Uhhnn… I'm getting hungry again.." Gohan groaned..
"Videl, do you have any of those groceries left..?" asked Goten.
"No, I wish I did.. But you and Trunks made that hideous goop and fed it to Gohan, remember?"
"Kami… anything but that stuff… URK…I STILL feel sick..!" Gohan groaned while clutching at his stomach.
"Well, let's all go and hunt for some food then!" Videl suggested.
"Yeah! Let's go hunting!!!!" Trunks and Goten chirped in unison.
~~So the gang decide to go hunting to keep their growling tummies from taking over their minds!!! What will they catch!? Will it even be EDIBLE!? Or will everyone begin to GNAW ON ROCKS!? Stay tuned for Chapter 3: Let's Go Hunting!
THANK YOU for all of those reviews that everyone wrote for my first chapter! I didn't expect so many! LoL! Well, I hope you liked this chapter! Reviews would be great, too! But no flames por favor/onegai/please. Thankies/Gracias/Arigato! =^. ^= ((lol, I'm going tri-lingual))
"Gohan! CALM DOWN!!! Goten! Help me pin him down!!! AHHH!!! He's trying to bite my leg!!!!! HURRY, GOTEN, HURRY!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FISHY FISHY FISHY FISHY!!" Gohan cackled quite evilly.
"Trunks!! I can't hold him down any longer!! HURRY UP WITH THE ROPE!!!"
"GOHAN!! Stop that right now this instant!!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! FISHY!!!!!!!!!!"
What do you get when you have a HUNGRY, Half-Saiyan who is a Genius Kid and his kid brother, the kid brother's best friend, and the Genius kid's girlfriend? Well… Find out for yourself and see what you think…
Gohan was on the verge of gnawing on Trunks's leg if it wasn't for Goten and Videl pinning him and tying him down to the ground. Videl was probably the most horrified. Her sweet and innocent Gohan was turning into a mad man in front of her very eyes…
"I think we better find some food.. QUICK…" Trunks replied.
"Yeah.. I think so too…" Goten looked longingly at the fish in the water… "Those fish don't look too bad to eat…..f-fishy…hehehehehehe…."
"No! Goten! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!" Trunks slapped Goten across the face several times to keep his best friend from succumbing to the same fate as his older brother. KA POW! KA POW! KA POW!! KA POW!!!!!!!
"Thanks Trunks… I needed that.."
"Well… I have SOME food… but knowing Gohan, I don't know if it's enough…" said Videl and held out a plastic bag full of groceries. Gohan stared in disbelief.
"F-FOOD!!! V-Videl.. c-c-can I have some..? Please…? Hehehehe.. Please..?"
"It doesn't matter! It's food! We don't want Gohan to be crazy anymore! Come on, Goten!" yelled Trunks and took the bag of groceries from Videl.
"Thanks, Videl!" chirped Goten.
So Gohan was able to get some food in his system… thankfully. However, that didn't keep Trunks, Goten, and Videl from cowering in fear of Gohan's hunger and insanity.
"I don't want to eat another raw egg EVER AGAIN!!! Uugh…" Gohan groaned and rolled on his back, still tied down to the ground. He also had a tint of green on his face. "Urk…I feel sick…."
"Gee, Trunks.. I guess we shouldn't have mixed the mayo and the mustard and the eggs together, huh?" Goten replied.
"Yeah.. But that's ok. I think… Well, at LEAST he isn't gnawing on my LEG!" Trunks didn't look very happy. "Just WAIT until my DAD comes home, Gohan!"
"Raw eggs, mayo, and mustard… Guys, that's DISGUSTING… no wonder Gohan's sick...." remarked Videl.
"We added horseradish too!" Goten chirped.
"Can you untie me yet? Please?"
"No.." all three replied.
"Does Mr. Winky still hurt, Gohan?" chirped Goten.
"Mr. Winky? OH… never mind…" said Videl, turning a bit red.
"YES, Mr. Winky still HURTS, Goten…"
"Would Mr. Winky hurt more if I did this?" Trunks asked and rose up a large boulder.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Put that down, Trunks!!! PUT THAT DOWN!!!! YES it will hurt! Now put it down!!! PUT IT DOWN!!!! TRUNKS!!!!!!" Gohan looked very very scared at that moment. "If only I had a camera…Dad would've loved to see this…"Trunks thought to himself and almost dropped the boulder on Gohan, not really paying attention.
"TRUNKS!! Gohan didn't say drop the boulder on HIM!" Videl screeched.
"Huh? Oh whoops. Eh heh heh.. Whoa… EEK..! Oh no!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! It slipped!!!!"
SMASH!!!!!!
The birdies were flying around, chirping.. and chirping… and. Um.. YEAH. Then, there was a bloodcurdling scream heard throughout the forest and all the animals ran away to hide in their caves. And the forest fell silent….
"TRUNKS!!! How could you do that to my brother!? HOW COULD YOU!?" Goten cried.
"It slipped, Goten! IT SLIPPED!!!" Trunks shrieked. "Gohan, I'm SORRY! I'M SORRY!!! I didn't mean to do that, I SWEAR! I SLIPPED!!"
Gohan didn't say anything… Videl ran over to Gohan's side.
"G-Gohan? Oh my Kami, Trunks, I think you killed him…"
"N…No.. I'm not dead yet Videl… ::whine, whimper::" "And d-don't think I'm NOT going to tell your father, VEGETA, about this!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWWW!!! ::whine:: Videl, will you give me a hug…?" "Awww.. poor Gohan.." said Videl and hugged Gohan.
For the clueless… A review. Trunks "ACCIDENTALLY" dropped a very large boulder on Gohan, also smashing MR. WINKY… For those of you who do not know who MR. WINKY is… also known as The Son Family's "CROWN JEWELS" and if you don't know what that is… well.. sorry but.. too bad. I don't like to get into very much detail if you know what I mean.. ::COUGH!::
Suddenly, there was a strange rustling sound from behind the bushes!!!
"What's that!? Did you hear something…?" Trunks cried.
"Maybe it's the evil Booger Aliens!" yelped Goten.
"PLEASE… There are NO SUCH THINGS as Booger Aliens!" replied Videl in an annoyed tone.
"That's what YOU think, Videl… But there really ARE such things as Booger Aliens! It's just that the authorities won't tell us the TRUTH!!!" said Trunks.
"What do they do… throw radioactive boogers at people and turn them into their …OOWWW… slaves?" Gohan remarked. "And can you all untie me YET!?"
"Well… sure.. why not. Videl, can you untie my brother Gohan?"
"Sure, why not.."
And so Videl untied Gohan from the ground. …weee..
RRRROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!
"Shut up, Trunks…" growled Videl.
"Awwwwww…."
"Hey Trunks! Let's go into the woods and find some stuff to bring back!" Goten whispered to Trunks… Goten had a very mischievous look in his eye.
"Alright.." Trunks whispered back.. "That's weird.. I'M usually the one thinking of the ideas…"
"Gohan! Videl! We're gonna go in the woods and find stuff!" yelled Goten.
"Okay! Be careful you two!!" yelled Videl, but Gohan could only squeak. Poor Gohan…
~~In the Woods~~
"Ok, Goten.. what's your plan?"
"Well, maybe WE could become the Booger Aliens and scare the crap out of Gohan and Videl!"
"You know what? That's not a bad idea! HEY LOOK! There's some green slime over there near that lake! Let's go!"
"Yeah!!"
~~Back at the Campsite~~
"Gohan..? Are you ok..?"
"::pee wee voice:: N-no…"
"Do you think we should go find Goten and Trunks? They've been gone for almost an hour…"
"N-no… AAAAHHHH!!! THE PAIN!!!!! THE WRETCHED PAAAAAINN!!!!!"
GRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gohan and Videl screamed in unison… However, Videl was screaming like a guy and Gohan was screaming like a Sissy Lady…
"WE ARE… THE BOOGER ALIENS… BOW DOWN TO US…"
'No Trunks! That was my line!' The first alien hissed.
'Shut up, Goten!' The other alien hissed back.
"GIVE US… uhh.. THE FISHIES!!"
"THE FISHIES!!!"
Gohan and Videl look at each other puzzled. Then Videl got up and found a bucked, filled it with water, and drenched the two "aliens", and then tossed the bucket aside.
"OW! VIDEL!!! Watch it with that bucket!" yelped Gohan, trying to cover Mr. Winky with his bunny pillow.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's Cold!! It's COLD!!!" Trunks shrieked.
"There's a fishy in my pants! THERE'S A FISHY IN MY PANTS!!!! Get it out!!!!" Goten yelped and was doing a strange wobbling "fishy" dance.
"I knew it…." Gohan muttered under his voice.
Gurgle Gurrrrgle… GURGLe gurgle…. Everyone's stomach growled in unison…
"Uhhnn… I'm getting hungry again.." Gohan groaned..
"Videl, do you have any of those groceries left..?" asked Goten.
"No, I wish I did.. But you and Trunks made that hideous goop and fed it to Gohan, remember?"
"Kami… anything but that stuff… URK…I STILL feel sick..!" Gohan groaned while clutching at his stomach.
"Well, let's all go and hunt for some food then!" Videl suggested.
"Yeah! Let's go hunting!!!!" Trunks and Goten chirped in unison.
~~So the gang decide to go hunting to keep their growling tummies from taking over their minds!!! What will they catch!? Will it even be EDIBLE!? Or will everyone begin to GNAW ON ROCKS!? Stay tuned for Chapter 3: Let's Go Hunting!
THANK YOU for all of those reviews that everyone wrote for my first chapter! I didn't expect so many! LoL! Well, I hope you liked this chapter! Reviews would be great, too! But no flames por favor/onegai/please. Thankies/Gracias/Arigato! =^. ^= ((lol, I'm going tri-lingual))