CHAPTER FOUR: The Vegas Adventure
DISCLAIMER: Aeris is a property of Square. All others (except for narrators and ones made up solely for the purpose of this fic) are property of Hudson and subsidaries responsible for creating the Bloody Roar series.
NOTES: Well, so far, what do you guys think??? I do realize that every chapter it gets wackier and wackier. As for this installment, it will be taking place in Las Vegas. Do NOT ask me how they got to Las Vegas... I really don't know. You see, (and I am just making this up off the top of my head to rationalize the wackiness) some intergalactic force is causing our heroes to be transported to basically random locations around the world for some dumb reason! Why? They are aliens, how would I know?! What they want is none of my business. Well, anyways... ignore what I just said right there. There are no aliens in this fic. But that could be an idea... hmm.... well if you really want to know I am making this whole thing up as I go along. In any future fics I do, I want to at least have a few mostly serious ones which I WILL plan out.. but for my first fic, a wacky comedy, I wanted to just go crazy and come up with random stuff and weird refrences. Well, enjoy!!! And thank you (x99999) to those who have given me your praise via reviews! It makes me feel very special and loved. OK, maybe not. But it DOES inspire me to finish this fic. Now, on with the show!
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Narrator II: It seems the maze led to..... it led to Las Vegas? How is that possible? How? HOW?!?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE #### IS UP WITH THIS FIC??!?!?
Author: Read what I put just above. It says 'Notes'.
Narrator II: Fine... *reads*...you're making it all up off the top of your head?
Author: Correct.
Narrator II: Does this mean at any moment, I could just disap- *FWISH*
*Narrator II disappears.*
Author: Yes. Anyhow, our heroes have now ended up in Las Vegas.
Alice: How do we know we are in Las Vegas? Or don't we?
Author: No, you do.
Kenji: Look... above...
Author: Yes, thank you Kenji. There is a sign above your head, that says 'Las Vegas'.
Alice: Oh.
Yugo: Does this mean we get to gamble?
Author: No.
Yugo: Why not?
Author: Because.
Yugo: Why?
Author: Because!!
Yugo: But whhhyyyyyy??
Author: Because!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugo: BUT WHHHHYYYYYYYY???
Author: I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU DUMBASS MUTT! B-e-a-c-a-u-s-e!
Yugo: *whimper*.........what does that spell..?
All: -_-'
Author: Now on with the fic! You four walk out of the maze, onto the busy streets of Las Vegas. There are casinos up and down the streets, flashing their brilliant lights in your eyes. And then-
*FWISH*
Revived Narrator: I'm back! Boy, screwing up people's fics is fun! Hey... where did Narrator II go?
Author: Hey, R.N.. Oh, hey, you gonna stick around for awhile?
Revived Narrator: Yeah, why?
*Uriko and Kenji are staring at the R.N., their eyes burning with fury..*
Author: Oh.. no reason...
Revived Narrator: !!!
*Uriko and Kenji both transform.. and get prepared to do a double-team beast-drive on R.N.*
Revived Narrator: Uh... I umm..... OH!!! Look! It's Aeris! She's alive I tell you! Behind you! Look! LOOK! No, really! I'm.... erm... I'm really.... I'm telling you the.... ehehehe... hey guys... how's it... how's it goin'? Ya wanna grab a bite to eat or something?
*Uriko and Kenji's glaze doesn't shift. Alice and Yugo, however, both start looking around for Aeris.*
Yugo: AEEERIS!!! Where are you???
Alice: Mr. Narrator, where did you say Aeris was?
Author: -_-
*The two enraged zoanthropes leapt into the air..... came straight down... right on top of R.N.....*
Uriko: YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
Kenji: YOU WILL PAY FOR- erm.... DITTO!
In a last attempt at survival....
Revived Narrator: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
Author: Excuse me but... what the hell?
*Uriko and Kenji are unphased. As they come down on R.N., he is surrounded by thousands of slashes....*
Author: And as you can see, Uriko and Kenji's Slice and Dice Machine perfectly chops your food into billions of tiny pieces in just seconds!
All: -_-
*R.N. is in a heap on the floor..*
Yugo: *Whispering to Alice..* Pssst....come with me.. I said I'd take you on a date, remember...? =)
Author: Call now.. 1-800-548-239......hehe... erm... O_O
*All are staring at him.*
Author: Well a guy's gotta eat... ehehe...
*Kenji and Uriko transform back.. and Kenji whistles.*
Kenji: Here, guys!
*A bunch of dogs come down the sidewalk and start devouring the pieces that WERE R.N.*
Author: Well, anyways.. like I was saying.. where's Yugo? Another thing.. where's Alice?!
*FWISH*
*Narrator II re-appears*
Narrator II: -pear?
All: -_-'
------------In the resteraunt that Yugo had taken Alice....------------------------
Yugo: So, what do you think?
Alice: Of this resteraunt? It's beautiful!
Yugo: No. I meant, do you think we should go get married and have children right away?
Alice: -_-
Yugo: Well?
Alice: Erm....
*A waiter approaches.*
Yugo: Ah, yes.. I'll have the.... hey Narrator II.. what do wolves eat?
Narrator II: Rabbits, I guess.
Yugo: Ah, OK, thanks! Sir, I will have the rabbit dish.
Alice: SAY WHAT!?!?!?
Yugo: What's wrong? All I said was, 'I'm having the rabbit dish.'
Alice: Grrrrrrrr....... *storms off into the restroom..*
Yugo: What's up with her..? Well, anyways, that's what I'll be having. Get my girlfreind.... *thinks*... a corndog. She loves those. *thinks to self* Or does she? Oh well.
Waiter: *Confused look.* Erm... alright.
*Waiter leaves*
*Kenji, Uriko, and the Author storm in.*
Kenji, Uriko: YUGO!
Author: Yugo! You wern't supposed to be taking Alice off on a date! I have other plans for you... grrrr....*throws down the script and walks back outside, furious.*
Yugo: ???
Kenji: Where did Alice go?
Yugo: I dunno. She got mad for no reason and went off into the bathroom.
Urko: I'll go get her...
-------------------In the Women's Restroom...--------------------------
Uriko: Alice! What's wrong??
Alice: Nothing.. it's just.... how could he be so insensitive? *sniffle*
Uriiko: Who.. Yugo?
Alice: Nevermind...*sniffle*
Uriko: Come on, Sis.. we might as well just go eat dinner. I had Kenji order for me.
Alice: Alright..
-----------------Back at the table....---------------------------------------------
Kenji: Me and Uriko will be having pizza!
Waiter: *puzzled again.*.... well.. alright....
*Waiter again leaves*
Yugo: Hey, Kenji... after we eat, do you want to go gambling?
Kenji: Gambling? Ummmm... sure. What about the Author??
Yugo: He's gone now, remember?
Kenji: Oh. OK.
Yugo: Hmm... well this waiter is taking WAY too long. *looks at watch.. it's only three minutes since the waiter left.* Let's go now!
Kenji: But.. Uriko...?
*Yugo grabs Kenji's arm and drags him out of the resteraunt.*
*Alice and Uriko come up to the table, just as the waiter brings the food.*
Alice: What's this?!?
Waiter: A corndog.
Uriko: Pizza??!? And where did my Kenji go???
Narrator II: I dunno.
Alice and Uriko: Grrrrr.............
*both run out the door*
Waiter: But... wait! Come back! You need to pay! Agh.... hey... how about YOU pay?
Narrator II: Me?
Waiter: Yes.
Narrator II: No way. I'm broke. The dang author is such a cheap-skate! Well, I should be off now... buh bye!
Waiter: O_O
-----------------------Outside....----------------------------------------------------
Yugo: Where should we go?
Kenji: I dunno.
*The two see Aeris coming up to them.*
Aeris: Excuse me.. but do you two know where-
Kenji and Yugo: AERIS!
Aeris: W-w-what?
Kenji and Yugo:....you're alive!
Aeris: Should I be excited about this...?
*Alice and Uriko come into the scene.*
Alice and Uriko: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THAT FLOOZY!?
Aeris: EXCUSE ME?
Alice and Uriko: o_o'
Uriko: Uhm..... hehe... never......mind....Ms. Aeris...
*Aeris casts Ultima on Uriko and Alice.*
*rumble*
*rumble*
*BOOM!!!!*
Aeris:...the nerve..!
*Aeris walks into a stretch limo that pulls up. It drives away.*
Yugo: Alice, are you OK????
Alice: Maybe...O_O
*Kenji runs over to Uriko, lying on the ground.*
Kenji: Uriko... are you okay?
Uriko:....
Kenji: Oh... Uriko!!!! Please say something! *brings Uriko into his arms..*
Uriko:....now I am! =)
Kenji: You're OK!
*The two hug as the scene fades out.*
-------------------------In a casino....-------------------------------------------------
*The screen fades in on the Author, playing a slot machine.*
Man sitting next to Author: So, why are you here all by your lonesome?
Author: Eh.... I just got sort of pissed off.. that's all.... dammit! *the slot machine nearly gives him the jackpot.. but barely misses.*
Man: Yeah.. I know what you mean......
*Fades out... for good.*
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I think it's decided: Chapter Five will be the very last one... maybe. I don't know. What will the subject be, you ask? What wacky place will I take them to this time? I don't know! *slot machine eats another nickel* Dammit!
And of course, I had the obligitory Aeris refrence. One other, too.... see if you can guess what it is! Go to this website: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml if you still can't figure it out.
Also, apologies to Tiger5913!!! I accidently forgot that she already used the 'booming voice' concept in her BR Christmas fic.. O_O
DISCLAIMER: Aeris is a property of Square. All others (except for narrators and ones made up solely for the purpose of this fic) are property of Hudson and subsidaries responsible for creating the Bloody Roar series.
NOTES: Well, so far, what do you guys think??? I do realize that every chapter it gets wackier and wackier. As for this installment, it will be taking place in Las Vegas. Do NOT ask me how they got to Las Vegas... I really don't know. You see, (and I am just making this up off the top of my head to rationalize the wackiness) some intergalactic force is causing our heroes to be transported to basically random locations around the world for some dumb reason! Why? They are aliens, how would I know?! What they want is none of my business. Well, anyways... ignore what I just said right there. There are no aliens in this fic. But that could be an idea... hmm.... well if you really want to know I am making this whole thing up as I go along. In any future fics I do, I want to at least have a few mostly serious ones which I WILL plan out.. but for my first fic, a wacky comedy, I wanted to just go crazy and come up with random stuff and weird refrences. Well, enjoy!!! And thank you (x99999) to those who have given me your praise via reviews! It makes me feel very special and loved. OK, maybe not. But it DOES inspire me to finish this fic. Now, on with the show!
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Narrator II: It seems the maze led to..... it led to Las Vegas? How is that possible? How? HOW?!?! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE #### IS UP WITH THIS FIC??!?!?
Author: Read what I put just above. It says 'Notes'.
Narrator II: Fine... *reads*...you're making it all up off the top of your head?
Author: Correct.
Narrator II: Does this mean at any moment, I could just disap- *FWISH*
*Narrator II disappears.*
Author: Yes. Anyhow, our heroes have now ended up in Las Vegas.
Alice: How do we know we are in Las Vegas? Or don't we?
Author: No, you do.
Kenji: Look... above...
Author: Yes, thank you Kenji. There is a sign above your head, that says 'Las Vegas'.
Alice: Oh.
Yugo: Does this mean we get to gamble?
Author: No.
Yugo: Why not?
Author: Because.
Yugo: Why?
Author: Because!!
Yugo: But whhhyyyyyy??
Author: Because!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugo: BUT WHHHHYYYYYYYY???
Author: I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU DUMBASS MUTT! B-e-a-c-a-u-s-e!
Yugo: *whimper*.........what does that spell..?
All: -_-'
Author: Now on with the fic! You four walk out of the maze, onto the busy streets of Las Vegas. There are casinos up and down the streets, flashing their brilliant lights in your eyes. And then-
*FWISH*
Revived Narrator: I'm back! Boy, screwing up people's fics is fun! Hey... where did Narrator II go?
Author: Hey, R.N.. Oh, hey, you gonna stick around for awhile?
Revived Narrator: Yeah, why?
*Uriko and Kenji are staring at the R.N., their eyes burning with fury..*
Author: Oh.. no reason...
Revived Narrator: !!!
*Uriko and Kenji both transform.. and get prepared to do a double-team beast-drive on R.N.*
Revived Narrator: Uh... I umm..... OH!!! Look! It's Aeris! She's alive I tell you! Behind you! Look! LOOK! No, really! I'm.... erm... I'm really.... I'm telling you the.... ehehehe... hey guys... how's it... how's it goin'? Ya wanna grab a bite to eat or something?
*Uriko and Kenji's glaze doesn't shift. Alice and Yugo, however, both start looking around for Aeris.*
Yugo: AEEERIS!!! Where are you???
Alice: Mr. Narrator, where did you say Aeris was?
Author: -_-
*The two enraged zoanthropes leapt into the air..... came straight down... right on top of R.N.....*
Uriko: YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
Kenji: YOU WILL PAY FOR- erm.... DITTO!
In a last attempt at survival....
Revived Narrator: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
Author: Excuse me but... what the hell?
*Uriko and Kenji are unphased. As they come down on R.N., he is surrounded by thousands of slashes....*
Author: And as you can see, Uriko and Kenji's Slice and Dice Machine perfectly chops your food into billions of tiny pieces in just seconds!
All: -_-
*R.N. is in a heap on the floor..*
Yugo: *Whispering to Alice..* Pssst....come with me.. I said I'd take you on a date, remember...? =)
Author: Call now.. 1-800-548-239......hehe... erm... O_O
*All are staring at him.*
Author: Well a guy's gotta eat... ehehe...
*Kenji and Uriko transform back.. and Kenji whistles.*
Kenji: Here, guys!
*A bunch of dogs come down the sidewalk and start devouring the pieces that WERE R.N.*
Author: Well, anyways.. like I was saying.. where's Yugo? Another thing.. where's Alice?!
*FWISH*
*Narrator II re-appears*
Narrator II: -pear?
All: -_-'
------------In the resteraunt that Yugo had taken Alice....------------------------
Yugo: So, what do you think?
Alice: Of this resteraunt? It's beautiful!
Yugo: No. I meant, do you think we should go get married and have children right away?
Alice: -_-
Yugo: Well?
Alice: Erm....
*A waiter approaches.*
Yugo: Ah, yes.. I'll have the.... hey Narrator II.. what do wolves eat?
Narrator II: Rabbits, I guess.
Yugo: Ah, OK, thanks! Sir, I will have the rabbit dish.
Alice: SAY WHAT!?!?!?
Yugo: What's wrong? All I said was, 'I'm having the rabbit dish.'
Alice: Grrrrrrrr....... *storms off into the restroom..*
Yugo: What's up with her..? Well, anyways, that's what I'll be having. Get my girlfreind.... *thinks*... a corndog. She loves those. *thinks to self* Or does she? Oh well.
Waiter: *Confused look.* Erm... alright.
*Waiter leaves*
*Kenji, Uriko, and the Author storm in.*
Kenji, Uriko: YUGO!
Author: Yugo! You wern't supposed to be taking Alice off on a date! I have other plans for you... grrrr....*throws down the script and walks back outside, furious.*
Yugo: ???
Kenji: Where did Alice go?
Yugo: I dunno. She got mad for no reason and went off into the bathroom.
Urko: I'll go get her...
-------------------In the Women's Restroom...--------------------------
Uriko: Alice! What's wrong??
Alice: Nothing.. it's just.... how could he be so insensitive? *sniffle*
Uriiko: Who.. Yugo?
Alice: Nevermind...*sniffle*
Uriko: Come on, Sis.. we might as well just go eat dinner. I had Kenji order for me.
Alice: Alright..
-----------------Back at the table....---------------------------------------------
Kenji: Me and Uriko will be having pizza!
Waiter: *puzzled again.*.... well.. alright....
*Waiter again leaves*
Yugo: Hey, Kenji... after we eat, do you want to go gambling?
Kenji: Gambling? Ummmm... sure. What about the Author??
Yugo: He's gone now, remember?
Kenji: Oh. OK.
Yugo: Hmm... well this waiter is taking WAY too long. *looks at watch.. it's only three minutes since the waiter left.* Let's go now!
Kenji: But.. Uriko...?
*Yugo grabs Kenji's arm and drags him out of the resteraunt.*
*Alice and Uriko come up to the table, just as the waiter brings the food.*
Alice: What's this?!?
Waiter: A corndog.
Uriko: Pizza??!? And where did my Kenji go???
Narrator II: I dunno.
Alice and Uriko: Grrrrr.............
*both run out the door*
Waiter: But... wait! Come back! You need to pay! Agh.... hey... how about YOU pay?
Narrator II: Me?
Waiter: Yes.
Narrator II: No way. I'm broke. The dang author is such a cheap-skate! Well, I should be off now... buh bye!
Waiter: O_O
-----------------------Outside....----------------------------------------------------
Yugo: Where should we go?
Kenji: I dunno.
*The two see Aeris coming up to them.*
Aeris: Excuse me.. but do you two know where-
Kenji and Yugo: AERIS!
Aeris: W-w-what?
Kenji and Yugo:....you're alive!
Aeris: Should I be excited about this...?
*Alice and Uriko come into the scene.*
Alice and Uriko: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THAT FLOOZY!?
Aeris: EXCUSE ME?
Alice and Uriko: o_o'
Uriko: Uhm..... hehe... never......mind....Ms. Aeris...
*Aeris casts Ultima on Uriko and Alice.*
*rumble*
*rumble*
*BOOM!!!!*
Aeris:...the nerve..!
*Aeris walks into a stretch limo that pulls up. It drives away.*
Yugo: Alice, are you OK????
Alice: Maybe...O_O
*Kenji runs over to Uriko, lying on the ground.*
Kenji: Uriko... are you okay?
Uriko:....
Kenji: Oh... Uriko!!!! Please say something! *brings Uriko into his arms..*
Uriko:....now I am! =)
Kenji: You're OK!
*The two hug as the scene fades out.*
-------------------------In a casino....-------------------------------------------------
*The screen fades in on the Author, playing a slot machine.*
Man sitting next to Author: So, why are you here all by your lonesome?
Author: Eh.... I just got sort of pissed off.. that's all.... dammit! *the slot machine nearly gives him the jackpot.. but barely misses.*
Man: Yeah.. I know what you mean......
*Fades out... for good.*
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I think it's decided: Chapter Five will be the very last one... maybe. I don't know. What will the subject be, you ask? What wacky place will I take them to this time? I don't know! *slot machine eats another nickel* Dammit!
And of course, I had the obligitory Aeris refrence. One other, too.... see if you can guess what it is! Go to this website: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml if you still can't figure it out.
Also, apologies to Tiger5913!!! I accidently forgot that she already used the 'booming voice' concept in her BR Christmas fic.. O_O